/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16132795]

I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

[Anonymous No.16132800]

Faggot

[Anonymous No.16132810]

>Only virgin in the office

[Anonymous No.16132886]

>been on paid sick leave for the last 3 months
>will be on neetbux for the next 2 years starting in 2020.

[Anonymous No.16133283]

>>16132795
the jdf strong this evening.

[Anonymous No.16133293]

>>16133283
Yeah, you know those Jews, never wanting people to wageslave away.

[Anonymous No.16133296]

My mother is my boss so I can't play sick. Wut do

[Anonymous No.16133304]

>>16133296
Where do you work? Is it a family business?

Maybe show up later and stay later, if the work's not time sensitive.

[Anonymous No.16133327]

>>16133304
She's only a part owner, 20% stake I think. It is time sensitive its in finance, so bassically I get paid to filter the retards out on /smg/ while doing paperwork. Pretty comfy, I want a day off though.

[Anonymous No.16133348]

>>16133327
Well it's polite to at least schedule days off in advance so people don't get blindsided.

I'd say schedule two days off around Thanksgiving or this Friday off. You'll have something to look forward to and you don't leave anybody in the lurch.

[Anonymous No.16133362]

I actually don't mind, finished my sprint two weeks early so "working" on the next sprint's stories atm

[Anonymous No.16133365]

>>16132795
My boss was texting me today about work and I straight up did not respond.

[Anonymous No.16133397]

>>16133348
I have to take vacations when she does, so I dont really get vacation days, the woes of nepotism. Your right i cant just leave them hanging and am mostly just bitching for bitchings sake, wish I could call out sick though

[Anonymous No.16133594]

>>16133365
>Sorry, man, I was camping in [nearby national forest]
>>16133397
That synchronized vacation thing is equal parts adorable and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.16133921]

>>16133362
lmao corporate cuck

[Anonymous No.16133949]

>>16132795

Quitting my job tomorrow. I am nervous.

[Anonymous No.16134636]

>>16133949
Just ghost it anon that’s what I do —fuck the awkwardness

[Anonymous No.16134643]

>>16134636
You must work the most wagie jobs them. You’ll never get a good reference if you don’t leave on good terms

[Anonymous No.16134650]

Reminder that Gilles himself considered RLC to be analogous to digital oil.

"iExec introduces a new paradigm in cloud computing: it allows the trading of computing resources as commodities; in the same way we may observe with resources such as oil, gold or rice.

To understand the benefit of a global market for computing power, let us draw comparisons with the oil market. When you are stopped at a gas station, filling your car with oil, you have little to no idea where that oil comes from or how it arrived at that gas pump. There is an entire industry behind the scenes, that has standardized the whole process from petroleum extraction, to processing, to transport and delivery, and eventual utility being consumed by vehicles.

Now take the example of an application developer. A developer needs resources too, in the form of computing power from cloud vendors to ‘fuel’ his applications. However, in contrast, they do not have the luxury of benefiting from an organized and global market with abundant choice of vendors and competitive prices.

Let’s imagine you are a driver in the same situation, with no choice but to fuel a car in the same way developers fuel their apps. Being a driver in this case, you would have to call a specific Iranian or Venezuelan extractor to organize oil transported directly to your car. What’s worse is that, because each oil company produces its specific oil without standardization, the driver would probably have to process or ‘transform’ the oil so that it is compatible with his car. Today, this is the situation developers find themselves in, in the current age of cloud computing."
-Gilles

[Anonymous No.16134670]

>>16134643
I’ve had better but my job history sucks balls these days so I’m kind of stuck in wagie jobs unless I move

[Anonymous No.16135562]

[Anonymous No.16136241]

>>16132795
I havent worked in 2 months, I feel useless.