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16125081 No.16125081 [Reply] [Original]

Traveling solo, how to go to upper-scale restaurants without looking like a loser?

>> No.16125084

>>16125081
Sit at the bar, don’t act like a fucking loser

>> No.16125087

>>16125081
Act like a chad and people won't think about it

>> No.16125099

>>16125084
>>16125087
Combine these two, hit on the prostitutes at the bar

>> No.16125103

>>16125081
You go in and you sit down and eat. You only look like a loser if you act awkward. I'm always traveling alone, so I do everything alone. No one actually gives a fuck. Just be polite

>> No.16125118

>>16125081
Act like Jamiroquai and wear a goofy hat

>> No.16125134

Wear really shitty clothes. My boomer grandfather always points out how the guys wearing boat shoes to the 3 star Michelin probably own like 10 mexican gardners.

>> No.16125136

>>16125081
Just bring a laptop with you, a notepad and some unrelated textbooks like ansi standards or some shit like that. People will assume you are just that workaholic go getter wagecuck instead of that awkward no gf or friends loser

>> No.16125140

>>16125081
This is very normal. First of all, people will not notice you, and if they happen to notice you, they will assume you are just a traveling business person or something unless you look like a Zoomer

>> No.16125149

>>16125136
>needing accesories to not look like a loser.

just march in sit down and order a steak

>> No.16125151

>>16125081
Why do you care what complete strangers think of you? Just sit at the bar and mind your own business nobody will even notice you're solo.

>> No.16125157

>>16125103
this. just for emphasis:
THERE IS LITERALLY NO-ONE GAF
srsly

>> No.16125165

>>16125081
being so much of a wierdo you think people will give a fuck about another solo person out and about somewhere. you're probably one of those nancy boy queers that is scared to see a movie alone cuz a bunch of dont matters might (GASP) think poorly of you. jesus i'd kill myself if I was this broken in my head I couldnt function cuz a bloo boo hoo people might think a bad thing about me in public if they see me doing wht others do also but will specifically notice me and only me a blooo hooo hoo. you really are one nutjob fruit booty

>> No.16125167

Sit and face the wall

>> No.16125180

>>16125167
Based

>> No.16125185

>>16125081
pretend you're on a business trip - i go out to nice restaurants all the time by myself when i travel for business (reimbursements baby)

>> No.16125278

Smart casual. No need for something extra nobody cares anyway.

>> No.16125305

>>16125185
>pretend

the state of autism

>> No.16125312

I'll sit with you if you pay my stuff.

>> No.16125314

>>16125081
bring a book to read.

that's it.

>> No.16125575
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16125575

I love going to bars and bars in nice restaurants alone and being surrounded by people whom I will never talk to. Just the environment I like. I’m not lonely I have plenty of friends and stuff and I’m good with God but when I want alone time I like to be alone in a public place if you know what I mean. Anyone know this feel

>> No.16125320

>>16125312

what city are you in?

>> No.16125582

>>16125081
Bro, just be your self and give 'em a firm handshake!

>> No.16125328

when you go out you're supposed to be a God. I'mma give you some game right now. Don't ever be a prisoner of public opinion. Fuck how a rich nigga see you and what a nigga think about you, nigga. Nigga Fuck these niggas outchea nigga. Nigga you live for you nigga, you live your life nigga. Fuck these niggas and these pussy ass hoes. Fuck a bitch and a bitch nigga and they bitch ass pussy ass mamma, ya heard me?

>> No.16125332

>>16125328
Is this from the wire?

>> No.16125585

>>16125582
kek

>> No.16125339
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16125339

>>16125149
>sit down at table
>waiter comes
>morning monsieur, will zat be a table for tzu?
>uhm, just me ha..ha..
>sacre bleu! ze poor tzin! god blezz you for comin zaut on your own...
>*clap clap* pleaz bring ze lonely dog here a bottle on ze houze
>oh... ok.. thanks
imagine the embarrassment, take the risk if you dare fren

>> No.16125613

>>16125081
I do it all the time. You can be by yourself without ever being alone

>> No.16125871

>>16125339
kek

>> No.16125885
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16125885

>>16125575
Iktfbro

>> No.16125904

>>16125081
Hire an escort or offer a free meal on tinder.

>> No.16125934

>>16125328
We heard you we heard you

>> No.16126885

>>16125339
this
dont listen to the other autismos. get a friend or eat somewhere cheap.

>> No.16126899

>>16125081
Just don't give a shit. Pretend your some businessman who doesn't have time to eat at home

>> No.16127260

>>16125339
lmao

>> No.16127362

>>16125081
I used to do this. Go in and ask for a seat by the window and a single drink. If you're young, then ask for a coke. I paid $10 for a small glass of coke, but the restaurant was overlooking an entire city and it was beautiful and worth it for me.

>> No.16127653

>>16125575
Yeah, people watching is one of my hobbies.

>> No.16128404

>>16127653
Me too

How to do this in a non creepy way?

>> No.16128437

if you are able to pay for high end restaurants you should not give a single shit. thats what I do

>> No.16128448

>>16127653
same. I sit in coffeeshops tho

doing it right now

>> No.16128452

How does a 5”5 cope at a bar? Sometime the counter is my head height, I can’t Imagined going alone ordering a drink while tall people just shoved me around

>> No.16128462

>>16125575
Based, I'm the same way

>> No.16128503
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16128503

>>16125081
If you think you look like a loser, you are a loser. Plenty of people go out to eat alone, usually people with something to fucking do, just like me on Friday.
Worked my wage cage from 8 to 1130 and had a business lunch at a eat with your hands kind of place
More cage til 430, then had to get something to eat before heading out to an investor meeting, so I got a nice steak and beer to prime my mind for being pseudo-Alpha with the investors
>Table for one or two?
Just one, I'm only here for a bit.
>Hello sir, drink menu?
Nope just give me your favorite beer on draft and any special you're doing with a steak, rare-medium-rare please.
>Here's your meal sir, anything else I can get you before-
Nope, swing by with the bill when you've got a chance.
After the meeting I met up with Stacy. It's a busy life, and I can't always wait for someone to show up 15 minutes late and then carry on and have to cut them off so I can get on with my life.
Unironically I had waited tables in my earlier days through college and I saw these people as almost 5-10 tiers above the people trying to go out for 'an experience.' I always wondered where they were going, and how they were somehow above GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SOCIETAL NORMS LIKE SHOWING OFF TO PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS YOU CAN EAT WITH.
Seriously, how fucking sensitive are you? Probably haven't even been to the movies on your own.
You're literally never going to make it if you keep thinking about what others think of you. Put on clothes, do you look good? Good. Did you just say something effective and intelligent? No contest. Were you patient with someone having an opposing viewpoint, and kept the friendship/connection? Now you're getting it.

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16128691

>>16125081
>He is not travelling with his waifu. What a loser.

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>>16128452

>> No.16128729

>>16128503
based

>> No.16128845

>>16125339
I'm trying to imagine the embarrassment of getting a comped bottle and making friends with the waitstaff, sounds like a good time desu

>> No.16129115

>>16125081
First time I went to a nice restaurant I ordered a knuckle of lamb and the waiter said 'would you like anything else' and I said no. They brought out a knuckle of lamb on a plate drizzled with a thin tomato sauce and nothing else. I thought it would have come with something else like potato or vegetable or whatever, but no, I looked like an absolute tit.

>> No.16129351

>>16125575
Yes

>> No.16129374

>>16125328
Don’t use that word it’s offensive to black people

>> No.16129385

>>16129374
Agreed, I've talked to many of my nigger friends and they absolutely hate that word

>> No.16129401

>>16128503
I envision background characters that’s memory will erase clean the second they leave the place. No trace.

>> No.16129407

>>16125081
Bring a dakimakura and ask for a table for two. Order food for it as well.

>> No.16129417

>>16128503
nice larp, do you fap to it every night before you cry yourself to sleep?

>> No.16129418

>>16129385
Niggers can be sensitive, we should be mindful. Damn niggers!

>> No.16129423

>>16125081
you need to dress casual. big wigs dont go to these places in a tux. wear sweat pants and flip flops (with socks duh). also all the elite bring their own spaghetti so prepare a zip lock bag. the yewllo and blue makes green seal is what sets the billionare playboy apart from the 2 stripe adidas knock off poor fag. put that in your pocket and be confident

>> No.16129425

>>16125339
>*clap clap* pleaz bring ze lonely dog here a bottle on ze houze
Holy shit lmao

>> No.16130007

>>16129374
Nah, people around me prefer that I call them nigger instead of "black". The latter sounds kinds of dirty, like they should wash themselves more to get off the dirt of their skin to become the pristine white. If you call them nigger you're only commenting on their poor work ethic, degenarate hip hop culture, their weird smell and their previous slave history. Some people prefer that. Because the niggers are actually succeeding in taking over the white race with their hip hop. While also getting physically stronger than whites - thus soon in the future they'll be able to enslave the whites. It's that good feeling you get when you can finally retaliate. That's why saying nigger is actually better. We have to make the niggers feel good.

>> No.16130589

>>16125081
>caring about normies
not gonna make it

>> No.16130783

>>16130007
>getting physically stronger than whites - thus soon in the future they'll be able to enslave the whites
No, no "getting".
The physical capability of the Americanized Negro has been degrading since the end of slavery. Despite a handful of heavily promoted examples to the contrary (NBA and NFL athletes, primarily), once deprived of the White Man's skill at animal husbandry and allowed to breed on its own the negro race has quite predictably organized its own decline.

>> No.16130786

>>16125081
Dress well and like everyone is saying, act like you belong.

>> No.16130805

>>16125081
can someone paint in the little frog guy overdosed on the floor ?

>> No.16130887

>>16130783
Thank you for the correction, nigger. May your race prosper once again.

>> No.16131290

>>16125081
Go to restaurant into/near train stations or airports. There it's very common for people or businessmen to eat alone between connections.
Also, luxury hotels have very good room service. Like it's basically as good as in the restaurant, but it's served directly into your room.

>> No.16131432

>>16125339
kek well done

>> No.16131463

>>16128503
a blogpost full of caps by mr. insensitive chad on mongolian yak trading website
wew lad

>> No.16131477

>>16125118
irl kekd

>> No.16131584

Most would envy you going to upper-scale restaurants alone. They envy that you can afford it without needing a reason to eat there.
It's much sadder with people eating alone at McDonalds but since so many do that, since it's affordable, it isn't considered as odd.

>> No.16131604

>>16125885
I would watch that cartoon.

>> No.16131964

>>16128503

>Plenty of people go out to eat alone, usually people with something to fucking do

but the point here is that op HAS nothing else to do except go out in public and be alone. Your advice to enjoy being in public is to become a wageslave