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just got married boys, any tips?

>> No.16104136

>>16104131
lose weight you guys don't die prematurely

>> No.16104145

>>16104131
Congrats, u two look beautiful. I'm sure you will have a long and happy marriage filled with mixed race children.

>> No.16104148

>>16104136
I love this place

>> No.16104153

>>16104131
get a massive life insurance policy, fake your death, wait for her to get the money and kill her.

>> No.16104160

>>16104145
I had to look closely to realize he's white. You're very astute anon

>> No.16104179

>>16104160
That ogro can pass as a White only in Americas

>> No.16104186

send that bitch to the gym so she gets thin and divorces you and then you get another waifu

>> No.16104199

>>16104153
Anon, I....
If your "dead" you can't collect

>> No.16104221

This isn't fucking reddit.

>> No.16104229

>>16104131
is that zach gallifinakis

>> No.16104238

>>16104136
this is what's annoying about fats. "im beautiful at any size". bitch, i dont care, im just trying to help you not have a heart attack. you dont need to be muscular, or be a toothpick, just listen to your doctor about weight

>> No.16104274

>>16104131
Make the 7th season of Community already.

>> No.16104291

>>16104274
it was always 6 seasons and a movie

>> No.16104362

>>16104131
That's fucking disgusting anon. This is a SFW board

>> No.16104385

>>16104131
Have sex

>> No.16104395

You could have done better. You’re fat but almost handsome. She’s not even fat with a pretty face. 2/10.

>> No.16104410

>>16104131
buy jeans that are the right length. otherwise congrats

>> No.16104414

Yes. Kill yourself and take your cow with you

>> No.16104418

>>16104238
>I’m just trying to help
You’re a cunt, admit it. You don’t care you fucking faggot but you want to pretend you care because you’re a virtue signaling black cock sucking faggot that wants to keep up appearances. Probably a liberal too. Fat fucks are unaesthetic and deserve to be laughed at until they kill themselves, have a heart attack or lose weight.

>> No.16104427

Buy life insurance for your wife and hope for death

>> No.16104497

As an American, I want to congratulate you two, but I'm worried about how thin you both are.

>> No.16104868

>>16104131
stop eating carbs, do intermitten fasting, and drink only water

>> No.16104879
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16104879

At least he have a girl to love

>> No.16104880 [DELETED] 

>>16104418
How to get some free BTC

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2 - put your wallet address
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>> No.16106044

>>16104131
You married your sister?

>> No.16106051

>>16104131
Btw she has hepatitis, look at her yellow skin.

>> No.16106065

YOU GUYS MARRIED???
fuck me with a broom stick shazer ! i thought you guys were brothers & sisters

>> No.16106078

>>16104131
Get a divorce

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16106786

>>16104131

Dem Jeans tho

>> No.16107045

>>16104131
why burgers are so fat?

>> No.16107215
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16107215

what does love feel like /biz/?

>> No.16107229

>>16104153

>>16104148

>> No.16107372

>>16104131

Tell Jamal to stick his 20 inch cock inside your wife's pie hole.

>> No.16107418

>>16104131
Fortunately for you guys gay marriage is legal now.

>> No.16107427

*tips fedora*

>> No.16107468

>>16107215
It's like ordering Chinese and when you open the bag at home there's an extra order of General Tsaos chicken and you didn't even order or pay for it