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AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO OHHH MY FUCKING SIDES OHH MY GOD

AHAHA - SO - HA - WOULD YOU BELIEVE - GET THIS - WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT - HAHAHAHA OOOOH MY GOOOD, IT'S TOO FUCKING RICH - OK, WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE RETARDS ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW WHO ACTUALLY - PFFFFFFTHAHAHA - ACTUALLY INVESTED - GET THIS - INVESTED IN - OOHHHH JESUS CHRIST, OH MY GOOOOD - INVESTED IN AN ANONYMOUS GOOK ANIME PREDICTION?!?!?!?

HOOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT MY SIDES ARE ESTABLISHING ORBIT AROUND PROXIMA CENTAURI RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SOME DIPSHIT ON A LITHUANIAN NEEDLE FELTING PENPAL CHAIN ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING SOME GOLDEN TICKET PIRATE MAP INSTEAD OF SOME FUCKING SCAMMERS PREDICTION!!!!!

AND HERE'S THE BEST PART - OHHHHH MY GOD IT'S SO RICH, GET THIS - HALF OF THESE FUCKHOLES THOUGHT BTC WOULD HIT 16K THIS MONTH!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MISS THE SINGULARITY! A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT! THEY FOMO'D IN AT 14K!!! BECAUSE THEY HAD RELIGIOUS FAITH IN AN ANONYMOUS PLEBBIT FAG’S TA CHARTS! AND ALL THEY GOT AFTER WAITING 1 YEAR WAS DUMPED ON BY SOME CHINK WHALE AFTER - HAHAHA OHHHH OH OH MY GOD - AFTER INVESTING REAL MONEY IN - HAHAHA - IN SOME RANDOM PREDICTION!!!!! ** PROCEEDS TO CONVULSE ON FLOOR FROM LAUGHTER **

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS GOING TO BE IN A YEAR WHEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AT $9000 NECKING THEMSELVES WHEN THIS SHIT CRASHES TO ZERO!!!! I MIGHT LITERALLY FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.16101739
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16101739

You sound really salty. Maybe you need to open another short Bobo, I think that would help you calm down teehee

>> No.16101761

>>16101739
Get him!

>> No.16101769

based and laughpilled

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>>16101721
*snap*

>> No.16101795
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>>16101721
yeah its preddy funny. this however is preddy serious

>> No.16101802

>>16101721
>A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT!
well when you put it like that of course it's going to sound bad

>> No.16101819

>>16101721
based pasta

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>>16101721

>> No.16101833
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16101833

Fucking BASER. Please spam this for days.

So fucking sick of smug asuka fags shitting up this board for 10 months

>> No.16101855

>>16101721
lol I wrote this shitty pasta about LINK like a year ago and it got zero replies. Can't believe someone saved it.