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Guys what does it feel like?

>> No.16101570

>>16101553
awesome. even after like the 100000th time

>> No.16101579

insert a few fingers in your anus, but try to focus on the feelings around your fingers, not feelings of your ass. the soft and warm feeling around your fingers is very similar to the one you get when you put your dick into a pussy

>> No.16101590

>>16101553
like a onahole except warmer

>> No.16101593

Just put your dick inside warm apple pie

>> No.16101597

>>16101579
it feels like playdough did I do something wrong?
>>16101553
i coomed in my sleep last night but I can't remember what it felt like.

>> No.16101601

>>16101590
onehole doesnt work in combination with a microwave?

>> No.16101608
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boring shit
crypto way better

>> No.16101618

>>16101597
probably not. how deep did you get?

>> No.16101630

sometimes it feels like a fucking chore and you have to desperately will yourself to stay hard just so you don't cause a scene, so you go through a desperate rapid fire mental theatre of shit you find erotic, including girls you have hooked up with before, or lusted after.
sometimes it's amazing and you feel like you're at the centre of a sexual tornado.
most of the time it's somewhere between the two

>> No.16101632

>>16101553
Bag of sand.

>> No.16101640

Overrated, and unless she recently took a shower, doggy stinks

>> No.16101641

>>16101632
Inside of cheek

>> No.16101659

>>16101601
you'd ruin it in the microwave. they have USB powered warmers that you can put inside them but i can't be bothered most of the time.

>> No.16101671

>>16101553
Like bags of sand.

>> No.16101674

>>16101553
it depends, do you have a jewish penis?

>> No.16101678

Bags of sand.

>> No.16101698

the smell when she takes off her crusty thong is enough to legit make you go soft

>> No.16101704

Bags of salty coins

>> No.16101707

>>16101553
like masturbarting only uses way more energy

>> No.16101712

>>16101553
nothing beats making money
not even heroin

>> No.16101719

>>16101630
this anon fucks

>> No.16101729

>>16101630
Based and truthpilled

>> No.16101763
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>>16101579
holy shit my sides!

>> No.16101847 [DELETED] 

>>16101553

The heat and the smell is the best part mah boi.

>> No.16101861

>>16101630

This so much.

>> No.16101886

It feels great, especially when the girl starts moving back and forth on your dick doggystyle/sideways position . I'm uncircumcised and lost my virginity to my Asian gf, who recently broke up with me. I probably wouldn't date an Asian girl again, unless she lived in my country. But I feel like sex wouldn't be as good with white females tbqh.

>> No.16101893

>>16101630
Sounds like you have low test

>> No.16101898

>>16101553
>Guys what does it feel like?
it feels just right
your cock will tell you "this is where I was supposed to be all this time

>> No.16101900

>>16101886
this >>16101893

>> No.16101909

>>16101640
>Overrated, and unless she recently took a shower, doggy stinks
based pajeeta slayer

>> No.16101930

>>16101886
>But I feel like sex wouldn't be as good with white females tbqh.
it will be better, white girls are designed to be sex machines, asian girls are boring af in bed

>> No.16101957

First very exciting and exhilarating!......Then you just want her to leave so you can play video games.

>> No.16101967

>>16101900
Why would I have low test? Because every wmaf couple, the white guy has to be beta right?. Well my dick isn't small for a start, I have a high sex drive, and my Asian gf had high estrogen features, she was thicc.

>> No.16101981

>>16101930
Cringed and basedpilled. A woman's job is to take the pounding you give her, it's your job to make it exciting.

With that said, it's easier for me to do degenerate hatefuck things to non-white women since they don't feel fully human to me so I feel a lot less guilty about it.

>> No.16101992

>>16101981
s o y pilled ffs

>> No.16101994

>>16101981
>With that said, it's easier for me to do degenerate hatefuck things to non-white women since they don't feel fully human to me so I feel a lot less guilty about it.
this
especially black girls

>> No.16102029

>>16101900
Also I didn't go to her country like some sexpat("or whatever you call them), we were in a relationship in mine for about 6 months, but she had to go back to Asia.

>> No.16102043

>>16101698
\what does it smells like?

>> No.16102051

>>16102043
Sweat and farts.

>> No.16102059

>>16101608
based chink

>> No.16102079

>>16101553
I usually instantly regret my decision once I get a whiff of sour sardines, then I fuck to get it over with and pray she leaves quickly so I can go back to pol

>> No.16102080

>>16101553
Imagine the smell

>> No.16102088

>>16102043
Blind man walks in and asks for a pound of trout

>> No.16102096
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>> No.16102100

>>16102079
The worst thing is that this stench can stay on your dick for days even if you wash it multiple times.

>> No.16102104

Like warm apple pie

>> No.16102105

>>16101640
It's true. Imagine you take her to a restaurant, then she excuses herself to go to the bathroom, takes a pee and poopie, then comes back. You go for a nice walk, then take her home, tear off her clothes, passionately make out, she sucks your cock, and then put her in doggy position. The smell of poo will hit you like a ton of bricks and you will have to pretend to like it.

>> No.16102108

>>16102079

>>16102051

>>16102088


This another reason I'd be scared to

P e n e t r a t e

A white/black/Indian female.

>> No.16102121

>>16102100

What kind of girls are you having sex with?

>> No.16102131

>>16102100
I am often reminded of Schopenhauer basically saying "the devil laughs upon ejaculation." Immediately I regret everything, find the woman revolting, and want my solitude back.

Women aren't worth their holes, it's what they can do for you that makes them worth keeping. Cooking, cleaning, kids, being pleasant, etc.. their pussies stink and the sex doesn't beat my hand 8/10 times>>16102096

>> No.16102141

>>16102105
I have had this happen.. I actually gagged and nearly puked. Her asshole was hairy and had toilet paper flakes in it still.

Girls are disgusting

>> No.16102151

imagine putting your dick inside a vaginia... couldn’t be me.

thank god im a faggot

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>>16102121
Just regular white thots from tinder.

>> No.16102163

>>16102131
You're all gay. What is wrong with you. Just the sight of my girlfriend is enough to get me rock hard. Her pussy smells and taste like honey and flowers most of the time. I she smells bad I tell her to take a shower.

>> No.16102177

>>16102163
t. High schooler who just got a note passed to him by his crush

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>> No.16102197

>>16102141
>Her asshole was hairy and had toilet paper flakes in it still.
>toilet paper flakes
KEK

I don't get how some guys are about "eating ass like groceries". I almost feel like it's only a meme you fantasize about but in reality you don't do.

>> No.16102212

>>16102163
>she smells bad I tell her to take a shower.
virgin detected

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>> No.16102220

>>16102197
>I almost feel like it's only a meme you fantasize about but in reality you don't do.
that's exactly what it is

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>> No.16102241

>>16102096
>>16102153
>>16102186
>>16102217
Honestly, it looks disgusting. This is why sex is purely for procreation, a man and his wife are to be separated by a bedsheet with a hole in it.

>> No.16102244

Is it really bad to be a guy that is normal/successful in just about every aspect of life other than relationships? As in financially successful, fit, decent at conversation, etc, but literally never goes on dates or has a gf?

>> No.16102247
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>>16102241

>> No.16102250

>>16101579
You incel the inside of a butt feels nothing like a vagina

>> No.16102256

>>16102244
do you watch porn?

>> No.16102262

>>16102250
You tried his suggestion m8?

>> No.16102267
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>> No.16102271

>>16102100
Some girls have this yeah (not the ones you want to wife up)... use rubbing alcohol or vinegar on your dick to get rid of that smell.

>> No.16102272

>>16102262
Feel the roof of your mouth, the what the top of a vagina feels like too, the same type of tissue that makes up a vagina, also makes up the mouth, viola, blowjobs.

>> No.16102277

>>16102197
I did it a lot with my ex, but under the right circumstances (a fresh bath recently and stuff).
I won't do this with any random thot I guarantee you that.

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>> No.16102288

>>16102250
>You incel the inside of a butt feels nothing like a vagina
you are right, the ass feels much better

>> No.16102291

>>16102256
Coincidentally today was my first day of stopping porn and fapping

>> No.16102303

>>16102197
Eating ass is a meme. Even if she's clean fresh out of shower anus will always have faint bitter taste and it sucks. There's nothing exciting about it other than it being a taboo, you might as well eat a belly button which would be much cleaner and safer and get the same experience.

>> No.16102305

>>16102277
you have to try it on your own ass or another man's, women have completely different anatomy down there. i've even heard men's anus is oval shape and women's anus is circular, don't know really if it's true or not

>> No.16102309

>>16102288

No it doesn't. There's barely any sensation past the butthole, and it isn't as warm and comfy.

>> No.16102320

>>16102309
>There's barely any sensation past the butthole, and it isn't as warm and comfy.
maybe that has to do with your dick being mutilated at birth? I think the ass has much stronger sensation and the orgasm is more intense when you cum in her ass compared to the vagina
regarding the temperature, it is as warm or maybe even warmer

>> No.16102329

>>16102291
oh congrats on that! maybe you'll start dating women eventually. and if you're fine without them then it's ok

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>>16102212
I'm not a white cuck who let's his girlfriend control him. I'm Portuguese we know how to handle our women. ;)

>> No.16102345

>>16102320

How does that make any sense? That would mean my sensation of the pussy is lessened as well.

Vagina is just better. Butts are for poop, not your dick

>> No.16102354

>>16101553
Like heaven. It's literally the driving force behind all of mankind's achievements throughout history. Anyone who says otherwise is an ugly coping incel. Now if you'll excuse me I'm omw to smash some tight asian pussy right this moment. Maybe I'll post a pic later.

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>> No.16102356

>>16102345

Wrong. My dick goes where it pleases.

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>>16102356

Your dick is literally just a turd

>> No.16102378

>>16102354
Stfu degenerate. Mankind's greatest thinkers (both scientific and/or religious) were virgins, celibate, or bachelors in their prime before settling for woman.

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>> No.16102403

>>16102378
So they were incels who made it then found a thot (or a thot found them)

>> No.16102436

>>16102096
I'm not even tall enough lmao

>> No.16102438

I’m 34 and still a virgin :)

Feelsgoodman :)

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>>16102438
Disregard females.
Acquire currency.
Nothing feels better than good profits.

>> No.16102490

>>16102467
Medfag sales for a living, fren. Getting the MD to sign on a high dollar deal has to be comparable

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>>16102436
>173 cm - 5 feet and 8 inches

>> No.16102529

>>16101553
Feels like sex.

>> No.16102531

>>16102241
alright faggot

>> No.16102563

>>16102163
they are all low t porn addicts, that's what's wrong with them.

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>>16101553
BTFO