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160911 No.160911 [Reply] [Original]

How would YOU make $100,000 in one year if your life depended on it?

>> No.160915

I'd go to work.

>> No.160917

I'd work at a car wash and sell drugs while the boss gets kidnapped by retarded niggers.

>> No.160923

>>160917

This sounds like a plot of a bad comedy.

>> No.160924

>>160911

Drug running

Ram raiding

>> No.160928

Invest in an up and coming electric car company.

>> No.160929

Id die

>> No.160930

>>160923

Go to Netflix and watch "The Wash"

It's a bad comedy of Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem back in the day. Niggers work at carwash. Other niggers kidnap boss. Niggers save boss. Eminem shoots everywhere with an assault rifle and doesn't hit a single person. He gets arrested. The end.

>> No.160935

If my life depended on it, gay porn.

>> No.160938

>>160935
Like you're even remotely attractive enough.

>> No.160941

Theft probably. Rob some expensive houses in Catalina Foothills.

>> No.160948

>>160941
Eller-friend?

>> No.160951

>>160948
No, Astro major.

>> No.160955

If you don't have education, you as well rob someone. I can't see you getting 100k otherwise.

>> No.160959

>>160951
Ricky?

>> No.160961

>>160959
n-no, Brandon. It's my first semester.

>> No.160982

Keep my current job.

>> No.161011
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161011

>if my life depended on it
Smuggle drugs in my colon, probably. I'd have trouble finding a connection at first, but I'm pretty sure I'd give my stoner friend a call, and he could hook me up.

>> No.161216

>>160911
Harvest and sell organs on the black market.

>> No.161219

>>160911
I'd steal money

>> No.161342

>>160917

this sounds like the plot of breaking bad

>> No.161346
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161346

Ask for a 5k raise

>> No.161350

>>160982
>>160915
yep.

>> No.161361

>>161346
>Gross pay
Nigga, you need a lot more than 5k

>> No.161377

Rent a warehouse.

Grow drugs.

>> No.161385

keep my job. but i have to put up with alot of shit that'll be hard

>> No.161406

are we talking net or gross here?

>> No.161408

>>160911
Work my current job and make 200k more than that. Math Ph.D reporting in, any job starting 300k.

>> No.161479

>>161406
It's gross what I net.