/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16077149]

Friendly reminder that Chainlink FUD is a test.

[Anonymous No.16077157]

>>16077149
how so

[Anonymous No.16077170]

>>16077149
RLC is going to take 99% of your market share

[Anonymous No.16077201]

>>16077149
>>16077157
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.16077211]

>>16077149
*ahem*

Gravel

[Anonymous No.16077332]

>>16077211
OOOH CHECKED
where are my /gravel/bros at?!

[Anonymous No.16078306]

>>16077149
Kek needs only the strongest willed NEETs to do his bidding. The weak will not make it as a weak will NEET will probably join the globohomo or spend his riches on gay normie shit

[Anonymous No.16078356]

Look at this legit startup that LINK has chosen. For MONTHS they’ve only shilled a scam exchange with no mention of their coin.

Go look for yourself. This is what $30M+ and multiple 700k dumps paid for quality wise after 3 years.

[Anonymous No.16078366]

>>16077149
cute frog wizard

[Anonymous No.16078385]

>>16078356
>gravel (crushed stone)
thx pajeet kek

[Anonymous No.16078420]

>>16078356
So why would I want to tokenise gravel?

[Anonymous No.16078438]

>>16077149
What do you know anon?

[Anonymous No.16078499]

>>16078420
>>16078366
>>16077211

The thing about these bloody nolinkers, and swing linkers too for that matter. They had 2 years, 2 whole years and yet they never bought. Or perhaps they bought high, sold low...

..and so, like Cain in the book of Genesis, they become possessed by their bitter, petty resentment. They FUD and shit post consistently across /biz. Scaring only the newest of new linkers and redditors alike.

WELL GUESS WHAT?! DIDN'T READ, NOT FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.16078546]

>>16077149
Its a test of love. I just want all frens to have enough time to get a make it stack before the singularity

[Anonymous No.16078811]

>>16078499
Yeah man my FOMO is through the roof after this Gravelcoin partnership and out of 20 announced, 8 of them seemed kinda legit.

Make sure you add to that LINK stack. They need some more mixers down in the Caribbean chilling with your hard earned money. 4 abandoned projects now Sergey. Can’t wait for this one. Damn, I missed out on the biggest scam in crypto that’s alive today ( for now)

[Anonymous No.16079104]

>>16078356
>that LINK has chosen
Kek, you’re a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.16079390]

>>16078811
Gravelcoin says more about Oracle than it does about Chainlink. Oracle is in the late stages of a full blown pajeet infestation. They hired a Brazilian favela monkey to find 50 crypto startups and they managed to find 2. If anyone at Oracle wasn't a pajeet or a diversity hire, they would have just set up 50 companies of their own and had each company run Chainlink nodes that specialize in different categories of data. That's what I expected them to do, but then again, I'm not a pajeet or a diversity hire.

[Anonymous No.16079437]

chainlink going nowhere

RLC is next big thing

[Anonymous No.16079718]

>>16077332
Where can I buy gravelcoin????

[Anonymous No.16079852]

>>16079718
The ICO hasn't happened yet. It's going to be priced at $0.08 for the ICO and then pegged to the price of 10kg of gravel ($0.18).

[Anonymous No.16079883]

>>16079852
Where will you be able to buy in?

[Anonymous No.16079931]

>>16079883
I don't know. Maybe Fernando's cousin knows?

[Anonymous No.16079945]

>>16077149
LMAO RLC IS THE NEW CHAINLINK HAHAHAHAHAH