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Somebody keeps shitting in my office by standing on the toilet, how to find the faggot/faggottesse?

We see shoe marks on toilet seat, only one non white worker but cant be him, he got aliby

>> No.16072978

>>16072971
kek

>> No.16072998

>>16072971
leave cellphone recording/streaming audio from somewhere else in the bathroom and listen to everyone poop, the one you're looking for will sound different

>> No.16073011

>>16072971
is there a window above the toilet, they could be standing on the toilet to have a smoke

>> No.16073020

>>16072971
are they at least shitting in the bowl or taking an upper-decker in the tank?

>> No.16073021

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAGIE

>> No.16073026

the one who is nicest to you

>> No.16073029

>>16072971
That's how most Indians and East Asians use the bathroom. It's probably an H1-b.

>> No.16073037

>>16072971
Are they shitting by standing on the toilet seat or are they putting something in the ceiling tiles? I remember we used to notice this at my old job at a CVS and found out someone was ripping stuff out of packaging and disposing of the boxes by stuffing them in the tiles of the ceiling. Might want to take a look if you have drop ceiling.

>> No.16073131

>>16072971
it's definitely the nigger

Buuut, you can check the shoes of coworkers

>> No.16073159

>>16072971
DNA testing, collect those nuggets and send them away

>> No.16073172

>>16072971
put up a sign "If you stand on the seat your mom's a ho"
problem solved

>> No.16073193

>>16072971
AN THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BECOME!!!

>> No.16073209

Lol good, the wagies revenge... you're probably a cunt