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>"Looks like you're a great fit for this organization, anon"
>"We were just wondering if you could explain this two year gap in employment..."

>> No.16070452

>>16070448
I was working on a startup and it didn't pan out.
We used (some technology) to (some use case).

>> No.16070458

>>16070448
I got into Harvard's 2+2 program and did research for my private company for 2 years.

>> No.16070465

>>16070448
I was jacking off to brap for 2 years. That's why my handshake is so firm.

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>>16070452
>"Two years on a failed start up? We'll give you a call if a position opens up."

>> No.16070470
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I was slinging bean pies in the trap with my boys

>> No.16070474

>>16070466
kek

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>>16070465

>> No.16070495

>>16070448
Made it big during the 2019-2020 crypto bull run, then lost it all in the speculative gravel market.

>> No.16070706

>>16070448
fuck you nosenberg i dont work for money i quit

>> No.16070724

>>16070448
I became a sissy tranny sex slave for wealthy men but now I’m straight again.

>> No.16071115

>>16070448
I have a two year gap and am trying to get back into wagey life.

How do I legit respond to this

>> No.16071134

>>16071115
Just say you were retired but now you're bored.
T. Guy who hasn't worked since the spring of 2014

>> No.16071168

>>16071134
Thanks pal.

>> No.16071233

>>16070448
>Two
Haha cute.