Who is assblaster?

[4channewb No.16059727]

Sometimes I see the name assblaster pass by. It made me wonder, who is this guy and how does he relate to chainlink?

[assblaster No.16059737]

hey kid

[Anonymous No.16059740]

>>16059727

[Anonymous No.16059742]

Please don't doxx our guy people he could lose his job and more, let's be happy he told us about link and talk about something else.
>delet thread OP

[Anonymous No.16059744]

>stupid question thread
pee pee poo poo
OP an hero

[Anonymous No.16059747]

>>16059727
read the archives

[Anonymous No.16059748]

It's Sergey nickname after ass blasting our holding with his 700k dumps

[4channewb No.16059756]

I do not intend on doxxing him. Is there anything you could tell me about him without putting him at risk?

[4channewb No.16059767]

>>16059727 (OP) how do I open this XO

[Sage No.16059771]

>>16059756
Sage

[Anonymous No.16059783]

AssBlaster was the guy who showed me Chainlink's vision. Funny enough I discovered 4chan and biz on January, but I missed AssBlaster's posts. A week from his last post I saw all the screenshots of his posts and god damn it was something I tell ya. That's why we are called deluded, because we have seen the vision and we just can't back off from it.

[Anonymous No.16059800]

>>16059727
Learn how to use warosu.org/biz/
Then search Assblaster filtered by name, and look for a trip with "Pen" in it. It's the only real assblaster and he's our prophet, in a sense

[4channewb No.16059804]

nicee thanks broo

[Anonymous No.16059806]

>>16059800
Checked, and I meant "she"...

[4channewb No.16059881]

any memes?

[Anonymous No.16059992]

[Anonymous No.16060023]

>>16059727
He is /our guy/ and that is all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.16060436]

>>16059727
Prophet, I owe him as do many others.

[Anonymous No.16060741]

>>16059727
repeat after me

Blessed, are the Linkies.
For they are truly tested.
For only they know a holy anguish.
For only they can be granted freedom.
For only their faith is righteous.
Praise Kek,
May our Lord grant his people mercy and guide them through the FUD.
May he bestow protection upon Sergey the Creator, solver of the Oracle.
May he grant shelter to AssBlaster, prophet of the Great Transfer.


Desperation to thee, who with weak hands, casts aside his stack.
Glory to those who hodl true, as they will be rewarded in this life and the next.
So it is written, so it shall be.

[Anonymous No.16060791]

>>16060023
You mean /our gal/, the Queen of biz

[Anonymous No.16060795]

A based larper

[Anonymous No.16060799]

[Anonymous No.16061038]

I'll throw you a bone OP.

Assblaster, along with his partners in crime Chad O'Fork and Jason Parser, lead a criminal syndicate responsible for laundering money for the super rich all over the world. They're also heavily involved with prostitution rings, blackmail, human trafficking, all kinds of shady shit. To carry out these operations, they have a dedicated team of operatives known as the Link Marines. These are the rank and file of the organisation and as the name suggests, they are structured much like a military branch, complete with generals, lieutenants, corporals, etc... Unfortunately not much more is known about the motives and goals of this organisation. Some say they have lofty ambitions of expanding their operations into outer space, in fact there have been rumours of an upcoming "moon mission", however details remain scarce at this point.

Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.16061108]

>>16059727
An employee of a major insurance company who has dropped the first breadcrumbs on chainlink back in 2017. The retards here started doxxing him and he disappeared.