/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16039789]

Best practices for seeing a prostitute?
Biz-related, it´s for building off stress.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16039823]

Don't let her make small talk. That cuts into your time slot - just grab her and start fucking her the moment she enters. I've had a bitch waste 25 mins of the appointment time because she got into a debate with me about the morality of abortion.

[Anonymous No.16039832]

>>16039823
Lmfao imagine a whore thinking she knows about morality

[Anonymous No.16039857]

>>16039823
>ent she

Good tip. Thanks

[Anonymous No.16039876]

>>16039823
>Discussing abortion with women ever
Typical incel.

[Anonymous No.16040097]

>>16039789
Try to avoid some cheap trafficked immigrant. They're never in to it and you'll feel like a dick.

[Anonymous No.16040109]

>>16039823
>debate with me about the morality of abortion.
lol

[Anonymous No.16040115]

>>16039823
Holy shit you must be autistic

[Anonymous No.16040188]

>>16039789
Be good looking and they'll suck your dick and balls without a condom. I never spend more than $100 and I've fucked some of the hottest girls so far, can't wait to see what the future holds.

[Anonymous No.16040206]

>call up a prostitute on a well-reputed escort site
>set up an hour when you want to meet her
>ask for her address
>go to the address on appropriate time
>give her money by putting it on a place where she can see it while she doesn't have to feel whore'y by getting it on hand
>take a shower
>if you have unusual demands, let her know so she'll have a chance to say "no"
>fuck her
>take a shower
>go home

[Anonymous No.16040223]

>call up a prostitute on a well-reputed escort site
>set up an hour when you want to meet her
>ask for her address
>go to the address on appropriate time
>call her 10 minutes before to ask if the arrangement is still valid.
>give her money by putting it on a place where she can see it while she doesn't have to feel whore'y by getting it on hand
>take a shower
>if you have unusual demands, let her know so she'll have a chance to say "no"
>fuck her
>take a shower
>go home

[Anonymous No.16040224]

>>16039789


1. Don't kiss her.
2. Don't eat her out.
3. Don't have her perform oral sex without a condom.
4. Get an hpv vaccine.
5. Wear a condom for all sexual contact.
6. Flush the condom immediately after sex.
7. Take a thorough shower (paying special attention to any mucous membrane that received sexual contact) immediately after sex.
8. Don't bring anything you don't want stolen.

9. Just jerk off instead and save the money.

[Anonymous No.16040234]

>>16040188
Enjoy your STD's.

[Anonymous No.16040237]

>>16040224
>Don't kiss her.
Or get a higher class one and kiss her. This is what I do and it's very cash.

[Anonymous No.16040259]

>>16039823
lmao what a fag

[Anonymous No.16040276]

>>16040188
yuck

>>16040223
>ask her if she'll poop on you after showering at her place

[Anonymous No.16040289]

>>16039789
call her, book an hotel room, meet in the looby, go fuck.

[Anonymous No.16040292]

>>16040224
9 is probably best advice unless you want something hard to find otherwise, like traps

[Anonymous No.16040303]

>>16039823
Realizations like this are the reasons prostitutes are great for incels. They teach you about real-life women behaviour.

[Anonymous No.16040320]

>>16040223
Correction:
if you have unusual demands, ask about them BEFORE giving money

[Anonymous No.16040332]

Go to a foreign country and do your business there. I recommend Thailand for training wheels whoremongering. One vacation a year where you enjoy ring treated like a god by beautiful young women will do wonders for your self confidence.

I live in Philippines currently and bareback 18 and 19 year olds a few times a week. Teenage pussy that I can fuck raw and cum inside of delivered to my doorstep. Nobody in the USA ever has to know and will ever know what I do here. It's addicting.

[Anonymous No.16040346]

>>16040224
>9. Just jerk off instead and save the money.

Or don't cum at all and save your sexual energy.

>The emotion of sex is an “irresistible force,” against which there can be no such opposition as an “immovable body.” When driven by this emotion, men become gifted with a super power for action. Understand this truth, and you will catch the significance of the statement that sex transmutation will lift one to the status of a genius.

[Anonymous No.16040367]

>>16040332
Do you recommend any guide? At least where to call for nubile (adult) pussy

[Anonymous No.16040401]

>>16039789
What does /biz/ know about pornstar escorts? Good firms, bad firms, etc.

[Anonymous No.16040503]

>>16040332
how much does it cost to visit Thailand for a couple weeks? Not something I want to do now but maybe someday

[Anonymous No.16040712]

>>16039823
I'll learn from your mistakes, thank you for existing

[Anonymous No.16040823]

You really want your dick being where 100's of other dicks have been?

You sure you don't like dick?

Because you want a whole that's been used by 100's of them.

All those dicks... think of them all.

Fucking right where your dick is.

Dicks dicks dicks

[Anonymous No.16040839]

>>16039823
kek, thanks for the laugh anon

[Anonymous No.16040851]

>>16039823
Who won the debate?

[Anonymous No.16040861]

>>16040823
god I'm so hard right now

[Anonymous No.16040873]

>>16040401
I’ve only used eros and have been with some A-listers. Crazy times, but expensive

[Anonymous No.16040930]

>>16039823
This anon knows. I've made the same mistake when she started talking about religion and how Jesus is truth and all that. If I wasn't low t I'd probably start fucking her mouth before finishing the first word.
Don't waste time anons. Just go in and do the deed bc that whores keeping time without looking at the clock. Also, try to avoid shady places so you can reduce the risk of sti

[Anonymous No.16040937]

>>16040401
Eros, slixa, adultlook. I’ve found girls off of slixa. They have been expensive, but worth the money.

[Anonymous No.16040945]

>>16039823

[Anonymous No.16040951]

>>16040332
this level of degeneracy is disgusting

[Anonymous No.16040970]

>>16039789
Whatever time you pay for, once you cum that's it. only pay for 15/30 minutes. If you need more time pay more.

[Anonymous No.16040973]

>>16040930
You can twist her tongue instead of discussing shit with her. This is also fun.

[Anonymous No.16040985]

>>16040970
Not always true. Heavily dependent on the escort, or even if she likes you at the time.

[Anonymous No.16040994]

>>16039823
My fucking sides.
>>16040188
Guapa.
>>16040224
Don't flush the condom in the toilet fucking subhuman pig.

[Anonymous No.16041053]

Strip clubs are better IMO. Go to a low to medium tier one and you'll get more bang for your buck. Be up front with what you want doe

[Anonymous No.16041168]

>pay first
>Dont have small talk
>take a shower (usually they have a shower there)
>let her put on the condom
>do the thing till her timer go off and she stops
>take shower after
>dont talk just leave

OR safe money, stay at home and buy LINK

[Anonymous No.16041187]

>>16040503
the plane ticket will be your biggest expense. you can live off $20 a day once your there. and if locals arent your thing there are a ton of qt europeans backpackers

[Anonymous No.16041235]

>>16039789
>>16039823
>>16039857
>>16040188
>>16040223
>>16040224
>>16040237
>>16040292
>>16040303
>>16040332

Sexdoll or STDs fags

[Anonymous No.16041352]

Discuss extras before hand, don't try and haggle.
don't kiss them or eat pussy they are whores treat them as such. Then just get them to suck you off, ride you for abit then fuck them any way you want.

[Anonymous No.16041493]

Get an erotic massage instead. You get to lay there while she rubs her naked body all over you and jerks you off afterwards. Comfy as fuck and no risk for STDs, usually cheaper than a hooker as well. You'll feel super refreshed.

[Anonymous No.16041497]

Where are you guys finding girls that aren't porn stars or strippers, anyway? What are the good websites?

[Anonymous No.16041634]

>>16041497
Where do live anon?

[Anonymous No.16041685]

>>16041634
California (please don't bully). The Sacramento region, more specifically.

[Anonymous No.16042342]

>>16039789
make sure she gives you the right number
some bitch gave me the wrong street number (she gave me the apt. number instead, how am I supposed to know in which building dumb cunt) and I ended up in some gypsy nest and almost got jumped
also dont kiss her, dont lick her cunt, dont be too nice etc

[Anonymous No.16042840]

>>16041493
>Get an erotic massage instead. You get to lay there while she rubs her naked body all over you and jerks you off afterwards. Comfy as fuck and no risk for STDs, usually cheaper than a hooker as well. You'll feel super refreshed.
Actually, based. Another pro is erotic massagers are generally better at their job since it's a skill they're refining instead of relying on their holes.

[Anonymous No.16043116]

>>16042840
Indeed. I've been to tons of erotic masseurs, but this one chick in Prague gave me insane body-to-body massage, she must have slid on me for like 15-20 min straight, it just never seemed to end. It was almost like an out of body experience, I was completely mentally exhausted, but in bliss at the end of it. She was way more thorough with the way she did it than they usually are. It's not even about sexual satisfaction, just being able to experience a soft feminine body like that, just fills you up with energy and all sorts of natural positive hormones. I doubt you'll experience anything similar with a random hooker roastie who just lays there and sticks her ass out for you while waiting you to finish. Pretty sure a fleshlight would do the trick better, cheaper and safer.

Of course, it's another thing when you get an escort who actually has their own website made and it doesn't look like shit. Then you'll actually get an educated nympho, who takes care of herself, but it comes with a ridiculous price tag and for me personally isn't better than a proper massage.

[Anonymous No.16043248]

>>16041685
Did some digging for you and I feel like this would be a good choice: https://sacramento.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fair-oaks-ca-usa/9147359.html

She seems smart, experienced and emotionally intelligent. Also nice tits, but never know whether the pics are actually real.

[Anonymous No.16043264]

sex with a condom is like eating a mars bar with the wrapper on

[Anonymous No.16043275]

>>16043116
how did you find her

[Anonymous No.16043343]

>>16043275
I usually comb through all the info and reviews that I can find whenever I visit someone new. There are quite a lot of special massage parlors in Prague, so I read a bunch of reviews for those, checked the websites, reverse google searched the images (if the pics are fake, never ever bother) and picked out a salon.

This is the girl that I was talking about: https://erotic-massage-prague.com/masseuses/angelina-en/

[Anonymous No.16043435]

>>16043343
nice - thanks
how much did she charge?

[Anonymous No.16043450]

>>16043435
prices are on the website brah

[Anonymous No.16043471]

>>16039823
based

[Anonymous No.16043475]

>>16043116
>It's not even about sexual satisfaction, just being able to experience a soft feminine body like that, just fills you up with energy and all sorts of natural positive hormones. I doubt you'll experience anything similar with a random hooker roastie who just lays there and sticks her ass out for you while waiting you to finish. Pretty sure a fleshlight would do the trick better, cheaper and safer.
Insanely based, fren and what I've also learned through trial and error in life. Doubt I'll ever give up erotic massages even after settling down with a wife and kids. It's such a great experience even if a bit heavy on the wallet in my city (30 mins cost me a good $150+tip :(

[Anonymous No.16043476]

>>16043248
Not a bad choice at all, but I was fishing for other directories. I've gotten a number of no responses from Bedpage, though it does seem to be the best for the area right now.

[Anonymous No.16043499]

>>16040224
absolutely disgusting, imagine having to do this

[Anonymous No.16043502]

>>16040292
>talk
I can't get hard wth prostitutes bro... I am not gay but with prostitutes I can't get hard cause I am anxious and sociophobic and the entire sexual act seems not natural

[Anonymous No.16043532]

>>16040346

I believe this and I enjoy the power of retention, however nature still cucks me out of it through wet dreams, the only way to not have wet dreams is to stop any supplements like zinc or magnesium and it's only because i become a lower test through that so i don't get the full benefits of retention

If nature wants to cuck you out of your power it will do so, you are merely a vessel, anyone who does retention and doesn't get wet dreams is just low test

[Anonymous No.16043574]

>>16040823
No one's talking about your mother, uncel.

[Anonymous No.16043575]

*doll*
*lyfe*
*nih*
*guz*

I feel sorry for you guys.

[Anonymous No.16043585]

>>16043475
I feel like making your wife give you erotic massages would be the ultimate peak. Women naturally love to please and be useful, so if they understand how happy it makes their man, they'll be quite receptive to the idea.

[Anonymous No.16043590]

>>16042342
>also dont kiss her, dont lick her cunt, dont be too nice etc
why don't be too nice?

[Anonymous No.16043628]

>>16043248
Man how do you know it’s legit and not a sting? Especially with backpage going down. Is this where everything went?

[Anonymous No.16043672]

>>16043585
For me, personally, I know even if my wife gets good it would get boring for me. Men are meant to be polyamorous. In every study, men's hormones get better when they get in close contact with a new woman and it gets progressively worse the more they stick with the same woman. That said, I realize, for the sake of your offspring you need to be monogamous or at least seen as monogamous at home. Hopefully there's a middle ground to be attained as men in this modern male-cucked, female-needs dominant society

[Anonymous No.16043702]

>>16043628
idk, I am not a burger. Is getting massaged by a naked girl really a vannable offence over there? Truly the land of the free.

Also I feel like it wouldn't be because the wording on the ad is somewhat ambiguous and doesn't directly mention any kind of sexual services so even if FBI kicks the door in like in the movies, mr. Shekelberg will be able to argue in court that you just wanted a regular massage.

[Anonymous No.16043722]

>>16043450
i know i saw just after i made th comment but wanted to look cool so didnt say anything and hoped you were the chilled out the kind, but like your railing blondes in prague so like you probably have your shit together.

does your job like pay you to fly to these cool countries or were you born there?

[Anonymous No.16043749]

>>16043672
I definitely see where you are coming from, I don't even go to the same masseuse twice ever, because the anticipation of seeing a new woman naked is a rush on its own. Also you don't really know how her body feels on top of yours or what her technique is, etc, which adds to the excitement. But I think if you have a family, you just have to nurture that bond with your wife and make a sacrifice by dropping such activities. Could always fill that void left over with prayer, exercise or meditation and be a great role model for your kids instead.

[Anonymous No.16043795]

>>16043702
>the wording on the ad is somewhat ambiguous and doesn't directly mention any kind of sexual services
It explicitly states that she doesn't do anything else, but I've gotten handies in plenty of places under a sign that says the same thing. She offers prostate massage too, which may or may not be illegal in itself. Yeah, our prostitution laws are dumb, but at least where I'm at the cops are unlikely to act on them.

[Anonymous No.16043803]

>>16043722
Well, I played poker for a living for a few years, so I occasionally travelled around Europe. Nowadays I'm retired and living off savings, pretty much waiting for linkies to moon and doing some reading/self-improvement in the meantime. Also I don't really have my shit together desu, but honestly the pure feminine energy from erotic masseurs has been #1 thriving force in my life that has helped me to get my shit at least somewhat together.

[Anonymous No.16043884]

>>16043795
Obviously, everyone reading the ad understands that you will get jerked off in the end, but trying to prove that in a court of law would be hard if not impossible. My point being that if it were a set-up, the illegal activities would probably be directly mentioned, not worded around the corner like this.

[Anonymous No.16043890]

>>16043749
>But I think if you have a family, you just have to nurture that bond with your wife and make a sacrifice by dropping such activities. Could always fill that void left over with prayer, exercise or meditation and be a great role model for your kids instead.
Well that's the ideal, plan. But who knows how life's going to go.

>but honestly the pure feminine energy from erotic masseurs has been #1 thriving force in my life that has helped me to get my shit at least somewhat together.
Still more very based advice. You don't realize the power of prolonged skin-on-skin contact from someone you find attractive (which will generally be someone new that is at least a 7.5/10) until you either go through a drought or have never had it and then have it. That first time after a while I'm telling you changes you mentally and physically as a person

[Anonymous No.16043932]

>>16043749
Good advice annon I agree

[Anonymous No.16043978]

>>16043884
> My point being that if it were a set-up, the illegal activities would probably be directly mentioned, not worded around the corner like this.
Eh... if you offer money for sexual services at the location it's still a slam dunk case and being explicit when everyone else is being "discreet" kind of makes you stand out, which is to be avoided for a sting. They can always get you to say more when scheduling. Plus, she might've offered something illegal on that page anyway, I'm not sure. The phrasing is reassuring, though.

[Anonymous No.16043985]

>>16043803

Is Poker more profitable than trading crypto? And risk-wise?
Is poker still viable to make money?

[Anonymous No.16044008]

>>16043803
>played poker for a living
What stakes/game my G?
t. a grinder

[Anonymous No.16044045]

>>16043985
>Is Poker more profitable than trading crypto?
Fuck no
>Is poker still viable to make money?
Yes but the game is extremely hard now. The average bum online is very good. 25c/50c online cash game regs will obliterate $2/$5 live cash.

[Anonymous No.16044071]

>>16044008
Low-to midstakes NLHE, had a pretty beastly winrate for a few years, but once the piosolver nerds came on the scene, I was done. Still managed to make over a quarter mil altogether though.

>>16043985
No, it's dead nowadays, you essentially have to be a giganerd and learn all the solutions from a soulless program that solves the game. Also some people found a way to extract solutions from it in real time and now even high-stakes guys are accusing each other of using such real-time assistance, etc. It's a dead shitshow at this point basically.

[Anonymous No.16044126]

>>16044045
It's funny you say that, I tried to move to live cash after being a crushing online midstakes reg and just lost my ass every single session in different casinos. Pretty sure I was down like 30-35BI altogether when I decided to call it quits and retire. Don't think I ever even had such a swing online, maybe once or twice tops. I did end up nearly 30k over EV in my online career, so it might be karma.

[Anonymous No.16044132]

>>16044071
>Low-to midstakes NLHE, had a pretty beastly winrate for a few years, but once the piosolver nerds came on the scene, I was done. Still managed to make over a quarter mil altogether though.
Very nice. I am but a humble mtt pleb. When did you stop playing? And what was the win rate if you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.16044140]

>>16044126
>lost my ass every single session in different casinos.
Interesting. Hard to get enough volume live to grind out the variance but the players are so horrific(generally) it evens it out. What stakes live?

[Anonymous No.16044208]

>>16044140
Had a pretty solid 8bb/100 at my peak, but dropped off at the end when my skills went to shit. Live a mix of 1/2 and 2/5, probs ended up losing something a little under 10k when I just said fuck it and quit.

[Anonymous No.16044240]

>>16044208
>8bb/100
That is an insanely high winrate. Very nice sir. Looks like normal tables and not zoom, correct?

[Anonymous No.16044338]

>>16044240
Correct. I tried zoom and was -0,39bb/100 over 55k hands, but I cropped that out to not look like too much of a fish. Zoom is pretty retarded in general, just soulless mechanical shitkids clicking buttons after having memorized their strat. I made my bank by understanding everyone's capabilities and psychological profile well and that aspect of the game is super dead now.

[Anonymous No.16044384]

>>16041493
came here to post this.

[Anonymous No.16044436]

>>16044240
>

Can I pick your brain on trading mate?
I keep seeing some bois crushing it as daytrading.
However I feel way to slow with my low-risk entries on mid-term timeframe.....
Since you have good experience in poker I thought you are pretty good at trading.

[Anonymous No.16044444]

>>16040332
>This
I'm going to Thailand for my 2nd time in December. No games, extremely straightforward. Imagine walking down a street with dozens of moderately attractive women begging you to fuck them for $35.

In the future I'll visit Colombia, Costa Rica, and Dominican Republic.

[Anonymous No.16044500]

>>16044338
>Zoom is pretty retarded in general
I wouldn't say retarded but it is extremely fucking hard.
>understanding everyone's capabilities and psychological profile well and that aspect of the game is super dead now.
Alive and well in mtts my friend. There's always plo also which one of these fucking days I might have to learn.
>>16044436
I haven't bothered to learn how to daytrade mate but one piece of advice I can give you is risk management is extremely important. The guys you see 'crushing it' probably just don't show their losing trades. I think flood(flood btc on twitter?) and theboot(either theboot or thebootbtc I think) on twitter are good guys to follow and try to pick up some nuggets.

[Anonymous No.16044592]

>>16044436
I don't know shit about trading or markets, I just hold LINK. I do think that day/margin trading is just a meme and 99,9% of the people that do it are just gambling by their irrational beliefs that work by chance.

I learned basics about investing from Based Shkreli (who did nothing wrong and needs to be freed, never forget). That's what he thinks of daytrading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OorrMo4bjF8

Pretty sure it's the same thing in crypto, unless have a sick arbitrage bot or have insane insider knowledge, I don't think you can beat the markets by daytrading.

[Anonymous No.16044597]

>>16044500
>witter are good guy

Yea my risk management is pretty good with 1-3% risk per trade. I pay attention to RR, winrate and risk.
Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.16044637]

>>16044592

Thanks mate!

[Anonymous No.16044650]

>>16044592
>I just hold LINK.
High IQ strat.
>don't think you can beat the markets by daytrading.
I would disagree with this though. There are long term winners (see: theboot & flood and various other cunts). There's definitely profitable strategies especially in such a market filled with absolute fucking dribblers. Remember the average Indian IQ is literally 80-83.

[Anonymous No.16044666]

>>16039823
This

Just go in and shower. Then start getting naked ASAP. I reckon the European born prostitutes are better. They don't make much small talk unless you initiate it.

[Anonymous No.16044680]

>>16044597
>1-3% risk per trade.
Sounds good to me my dude. You're welcome, sorry I couldn't be more help. Actually one other guy you should look up on YouTube is quickfingers luc. That guy knows his shite.

[Anonymous No.16044703]

>>16041493
Will she be confused if I stop her before cumming and leave because I'm on semen retention and I just visited her to raise my test and oxytocin?

[Anonymous No.16044709]

>>16044680

I´m so deep into trading, I know all these dude haha. No worries.

[Anonymous No.16044716]

>>16039789
Try to negotiate a per-thrust rate. It often works out cheaper once you learn to some control.

[Anonymous No.16044726]

>>16044703
>caring whether a woman that you hired for a service whom you will never see again will be confused by your actions

never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16044760]

>>16039823

[Anonymous No.16044763]

>>16044703
Doubt she'd really give a shit. If it makes you uncomfortable just say you can't jizz cause johnnies are fucking useless.
>>16044709
Woops haha. How's the trading going thus far?

[Anonymous No.16044793]

>>16044716
>ima call up muh nigga big deshaun cuz you pumped one hunded thirty times muthafucka I counted dat shit

[Anonymous No.16044938]

>>16044650
>I would disagree with this though
You can disagree but the numbers always show 2 things:
1. hodlers win in the end
2. day/swing traders ONLY perform best in neutral markets. They get rekt in bear markets worse than hodlers and they get outperformed by hodlers in bull markets.

[Anonymous No.16044983]

>>16044938
>hodlers win in the end
Tell that to the cunts holding OMG.
>day/swing traders ONLY perform best in neutral markets.
Don't really have anything to say that as I've no idea.

[Anonymous No.16045821]

>>16044983
>Tell that to the cunts holding OMG.
Make no mistake, the people swinging it did much worse.

>Don't really have anything to say that as I've no idea.
Well, think about it logically. TA works by assuming the market doesnt swing too hard one way or another. Otherwise, you sell for too low in an upswing or get JUSTed in a down swing.

[Anonymous No.16045914]

>>16039789
i just pick one up off the street and get my dick sucked for $20. they'll usually swallow for an extra $10.