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I hereby declare that I will NOT fap until Chainlink reaches double digits in $. If I fail this pledge, may I be possessed by the spirit of the Swing Linker and lose half my stacks from buying high and selling low. This I swear

>> No.16029492

>>16029413
I will not fap until NEXT friday.
this is big for me, my record 5 days no fap since I was a wee lad

>> No.16029503

>>16029413
You will die before you bust your next nut.

Link is done for faggots.

>> No.16029510
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>>16029413
I wish you good luck !

>> No.16029522

>>16029413
based

>> No.16029534

>>16029503
Yep it is done for faggots. It always was done for faggots like you.

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>>16029510
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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I made a promise not to wash until staking. I seeded myself with psilocybin spores and now have growths all over me. They've burrowed into my blood. Into my brain. I'm in a constant state of extreme agony and glorious clairvoyance. The mycelium chews at my flesh and rewards with visions more real than the air you breathe. Chainlink has already reached $1000, it has always reached it. Time is just sinking round and round to that inevitable point and you are scrambling at the sides trying to climb out, but my mushrooms will have you in time.