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Anonymous Fri Nov 4 18:32:32 2016 No.1601755 [Reply] [Original]

What should I lie about on my resume to stand out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 18:46:50 2016 No.1601768 >>1601755 High GPA, intelligence, good communicator, honest, diligent worker etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 18:48:48 2016 No.1601770 >>1601755 "In this moment, I am euphoric, not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence." usually gets me the interviews.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 18:54:22 2016 No.1601775 >>1601755 penis length

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 20:03:51 2016 No.1601835 You are fluent in some obscure language (who's gonna test you?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 20:44:30 2016 No.1601874 File: 6 KB, 200x200, mrsmith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1601770 my face contorted into pic related.