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[Anonymous No.15998579]

Imagine being mad that women only want to fuck guys who will give them healthy babies

[Anonymous No.15998585]

>>15998579
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15998588]

>>15998579
I can't even tell what that is

[Anonymous No.15998608]

>>15998588
The hairline of a man who refuses to accept his baldness.

[Anonymous No.15998609]

>>15998579
Tone V?

[Anonymous No.15998616]

>>15998579

Started shaving my head when I was 20. Shave it.

You will look better I promise.

[Anonymous No.15998621]

>>15998616
word

[Anonymous No.15998624]

>>15998579
norwood 11

[Anonymous No.15998651]

>>15998616
You don't even have to shave it. My hairline has receded nearly to the top of my head and I just keep my hair cut fairly short and combed back. It looks fine, in a professorial sort of way.

[Anonymous No.15998665]

>>15998651
like tony soprano?

[Anonymous No.15998704]

>>15998608
Honestly I see a lot of older men getting their hair done slick as fuck to where it works with the hairline.

[Anonymous No.15998722]

>>15998665
Yeah that's basically what I mean. Simple to maintain, cleans up real easy if you need to look nice, doesn't make you look like a pathetic loser trying to hide your baldness.

[Anonymous No.15998738]

>>15998704
Cause a lot of male hair styles are based only around young guys with full heads of hair. When you start actually thinking about how to style different types of hairlines of course you're going to come up with some winners. And as it turns out men tend to bald in predictable patterns so these are fairly easy to codify into styles.

[Anonymous No.15998760]

>>15998651
Ever since I got into trading, my hair just naturally started to look like this. Why does everyone’s hair, who works in finance, end up looking like this?

[Anonymous No.15998766]

Thank God I'm almost 40 and still have all my hair.

[Anonymous No.15998768]

>>15998704
Mitt Romney is a good looking guy. He would look even better with a Norwood 0-1 hairline.

Also he definitely takes propecia, just like Trump and every other non-poor guy does.

[Anonymous No.15998775]

>>15998760
desu I just wanted a style that A) stayed out of my face and B) took about 1 minute to do in the morning and C) I could get done at any barber after a 5 second description

[Anonymous No.15998833]

>>15998579
But women usually end up getting genetically fucked via mitochimirsm and only have 1 kid at the age of 30 who ends up autistic and dysfunctional from being raised by a single mother. That is even if the thot has kids. Half of them don’t.

I think their babies would be healthier if they decided to be a mother early on when most fertile, but they deleted themselves into thinking they can do better and then the wall hits and their fucked.

[Anonymous No.15998878]

>>15998579
!!!MASSAGE YOUR SCALP!!!! Everyday and eat lots of spicy food and cayenne pepper the hotter the better, capsicum is one of the only know herbs to immediately rush blood to your head and that's what you want. Boldness is cause by calcification of the scalp and when this happens it starts by calcifying the scalp blood vessel the result being a dry hard scalp that prevents hair from regrowing. what you want is to reverse the progress of calcification by rushing as much blood to the scalp, this can be achieve by eating lots of capsicum, also doing lots of exercise I strongly recommend calisthenics workouts, they do a great job at raising your body temperature and blood circulation through out your body, practice at least an hour a day, and most importantly "STOP USING SHAMPOOS and CONDITIONERS" your body and scalp does not need them. This is how I "STOP" my baldness from progressing so far I recover some of my hairline back, but unfortunately is a slow process but in time I know I'll make full recovery. Good luck OP, I hope my info useful to you and remember in this fight your not alone, stay strong and don't let baldness bring down your confidence.

[Anonymous No.15998904]

>>15998579
ive seen 5'4 bald men with kids

women are actually stupid

[Anonymous No.15998910]

>>15998878
Thank God this picture is photoshopped. I nearly had a heart attack!

[Anonymous No.15999193]

>>15998878
I wouldn't stop from using shampoo altogether. Especially if your skin is quite oily. Every 2-5 days is fine.

[Anonymous No.15999233]

>>15998579
he wouldn’t look as bad if he cut his hair

[Anonymous No.15999332]

>>15998904
>implying those kids are his

[Anonymous No.15999381]

>>15999332
they were also midgets

she did have one much older taller kid though. obviously not his.

[Anonymous No.15999535]

>>15998760

from constantly running your hands through your hair as you realise you just got screwed by the market and you're left holding the bags