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>> No.15996751

>>15996725
how can I profit from this?

>> No.15996760

>literally just sources supplies for the fashion industry
>adds no value other than being a website
>lol one billion dollar value!1!!1!

It's less the next Theranos and more the next WeWork.

>> No.15996762

>>15996725
I always wonder where on earth these valuations come from. Almost think they just do it for a joke

>> No.15996803

>>15996760
>>literally just sources supplies for the fashion industry
They are the middleman between poorfag third-worlder and business owner. They act like a brokerage service.

>> No.15996841

>>15996762
Boomer finance formulas used to balloon prices for VC pricks to abuse

>> No.15996850

>>15996762
It's literally speculative gambling at this point. It's such fucking paper thin bullshit, but everybody takes it at face value because surely these financial people know what they're doing.

Fucking clown world.

>> No.15996989
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15996989

>>15996725
>tfw you will never marry a rich pajeeta

>> No.15997039

Tsla is the next theranos you inbred

>> No.15997060
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15997060

>>15997039

>> No.15997078

>>15996760
>>15997039
Do you retards not understand what I mean by next Theranos? It's the next overhyped start up scam that gains unwarranted publicity and valuation because of a female founder.

>> No.15997165

>>15996751
short every new tech IPO and hope that you don't get squeezed out before the market realizes how ridiculous these valuations have become.

>> No.15997262

how do i short

>> No.15997548

>>15997039
Except Tesla has working products. Theranos never made a functional product.

>> No.15997581

>>15996725
If they are virtue signaling or using woke talking points that should be a huge red flag they will burn through your cash. If they are shilling sustainability or green energy meme it’s 50/50 they might take your money or they might successfully shill their boondoggle enough to make you a decent return before they try to dump.

>> No.15997594

>>15997581
And if it’s a woman you should short every time unless she’s part of the tribe in which case you need to take it on a case by case basis

>> No.15997623

>>15997078
It's a dumb comparison. Theranos promised to perform voodoo black magic that breaks the laws of physics. This just a fashion startup. Pajeetas legitimately work hard anyway. She's not some oil baron princess like whatsherslut.

>> No.15997636

>>15996725
https://youtu.be/jolbYvAMorY

>fashion

>> No.15997688

>>15997581
> Bancor is literally unstoppable