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What coins would he hold?

>> No.15977289

All in on XRP.

>> No.15977299

All in on Brapper

>> No.15977300

Polkadot

>> No.15977321

GARY

>> No.15977345

>>15977299
checked and accurate

>> No.15977360

>>15977299
no mamas token

>> No.15977365

>>15977279
Bitcoin maximalist heavy bagholder who got in around Dec 2017, dreams of an end to the waging

>> No.15977368

>>15977279
>pinkdate

>> No.15977419

>>15977279
Jigglycoin

Seriously though, Al would buy into a paper ponzi that says it will make him rich with magic internets because Al won't use a computer.

>> No.15977429

>>15977279
He would have bought Chainlink at $1 and started buying cars on credit. Quit his day job, buy lobster, and leave Peggy. Then go all in market buy with all his savings at $4.75 while laughing maniacally and go to sleep then wake up to see losing half of his money and be back selling shoes two weeks later.

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>>15977289
dear me i didn't know al was so
>based

>> No.15977647

>>15977279
DOGE, the only good crypto. Because the only two things he truly loves are his DOG and his DOdGE. He would tell Buck his plans to go live on Hooter Island when he's rich. But then he would sell the day before it moons and buy back the day before it crashes. Twice a year, until he dies.

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>>15977279
He'd be force to hold Hot even though he hates it because middle aged women's feet are his lot in life.

>> No.15977742

>>15977279
Bitcoin at $20,000

>> No.15977838

This boomer probably would have lost all his money in Bitconnect and USI Tech

>> No.15977941

Errr... No, Peg.

>> No.15978051

>>15977742
Twist, he bought 20,000 BTC at $1 but loses his wallet through a car wash in the finale.

>> No.15978433

>>15977838
lmfao