wish we could meet up in person

[Anonymous No.15967716]

years of shitposting has unironically molded my brain differently from everyone else. I'm loved for my ingenuity and out of the box thinking and humor, but it's not something i was born with, it's something i trained on accident.
problem is that most people can't keep up. I've got a few friends who can keep up, and most of them also browse 4chan (not actually confirmed for most, but you can tell when someone does, its kinda obvious if you know).
anyway my point is that I can't wait for the yacht parties and the conversations inevitably devolving into shitpost stacks which we can all just layer onto

[Anonymous No.15967722]

>>15967716
are you going to be the bottom or you trying to be the top?

[Anonymous No.15967730]

>>15967716
Ive met a few biz tards irl. Wish i hadnt

[Anonymous No.15967732]

>>15967722
faggot my dick would tear you apart

[Anonymous No.15967750]

>>15967732
so bottom?

[Anonymous No.15968292]

>>15967750
.... yeah

[Anonymous No.15968311]

>>15968292
Kek, based, I'd invite you to a drink in the yatch party, but the yatch was going to be mine from the start, so stop being a parasite and expecting free drinks from someone else's yatch owners

[Anonymous No.15968316]

>>15967730
story time? tell us what happened

[Anonymous No.15968477]

>>15967716
Are you one of those fags that says 4chan memes out loud in real life? Makes me cringe hard whenever I hear bane memes on voice chat I can only imagine IRL

[Anonymous No.15968526]

>>15967716
It only works with anonymity.

[Anonymous No.15968547]

>>15968477
of course not.
unironically im pretty sure only redditors do that kinda shit. everyone who actually uses this place knows to hide their powerlevel

[Anonymous No.15968568]

>>15967716
Seeing what posters look like ruins the fun. Right now I imagine everyone as faceless cartoon personas and I wouldn't really want to meet anyone here, except maybe a cute trap

[Anonymous No.15968612]

>>15968568
every poster I know irl is actually at least a 7, if we say that 5 is average. theyre also all on a /sig/ grind

[Anonymous No.15968662]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsY8-GPP3pI
yeah sure we are coming to your honeypot,

nice try CIA

[Anonymous No.15969020]

>>15968662
Watching this video already flags everybody from /biz. If they did not have our identity through 4chan, they certainly have it through youtube.
It seems our best option is to do the yacht party in VRChat.

[Anonymous No.15969028]

dont meet him, he just wants to suck you off

[Anonymous No.15969038]

>>15967716
this place is truly just something different

[Anonymous No.15969041]

>>15969020
I'm teaching myself programming. I'll make a gmod like game for bizbros and we can all fuck around on a virtual yacht. no way would I go to an irl yacht party and get robbed raped and murdered

[Anonymous No.15969042]

>>15968568
this but minus the trap because im gay and exclusively hold link

>>15967716
we are all in this together OP, but seeing other bizbros in person would ruin it. We are all the collective. When we come together and shitpost as one we are the personification of human greed.

There is only one thing that matters to us here. How do we profit? I love it

[Anonymous No.15969445]

>>15969041
That's a good idea. You could get something working quickly by using something already existing/open source or with unity, and modifying it a bit.

[Anonymous No.15970005]

>>15967730
>>15967732
>>15967750
>>15968292
>>15968311
>>15968316
I'll dress like a sissy bitch for all of you and you guys can take turns fucking my boi pussy.

[Anonymous No.15970116]

>>15970005

[Anonymous No.15970159]

>>15970005