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I’ve been posting in Canada is collapsing threads, more specifically about how Campbell’s soup is a luxury good at $10 a can in Canada and today this arrive at my door... what do?

>> No.15959937

I think Karen has a thing for you, you should respond asking her out.

>> No.15959946
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15959946

>that signature
>woman

>> No.15959964

>>15959917
>soup syndicate
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.15959967

>>15959917
lol wtf

>> No.15959983

>>15959946
>Canadians
>Handwriting that isn't anything but nonsensical scribbles.

>> No.15959993

>>15959917
I guarantee there's poison in that soup

>> No.15960010

>>15959917
You would be better off having food imported to you at this point.

>> No.15960014

>>15959917
"Lee" some chink who gives a fuck.

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>>15959917
My sides are in orbit, give me a fucking cap of the original posts with stuff about soup syndicates and luxuriousness LOL

>> No.15960047

>>15960014
What is it with chinks and totalitarian internet control, you work at a fucking soup company, tolerate dissent ffs lol

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>>15960016

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>>15960064

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>>15960073

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>>15960076

>> No.15960087

>>15960064
>>>/pol/230270120
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/229148823/

Found these.

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>>15960086
Jeeves one can of Campbell’s luxury soup please

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>>15960091
Luxury soups is a quality meme

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>>15960091

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>>15960103

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15960135

Redpill about the Canadian food mafia

>> No.15960155

>>15960135
Its actually all run by crown corporations which are corporations the government owns, its like reverse fascism where the goal is to sell the country out to corporations and make as much profit as possible at peoples expense.

>> No.15960214

How much does soup usually cost? These prices are lower than what we have here

>> No.15960235

>>15960097
It won't be a meme when everyone is starving and mothers are selling their bodies for small cans of soup. Just kill me now.

>> No.15960240

>>15960214
Regular campbells condensed soup should cost less than a dollar, if you buy a case it costs like 22 cents a can 5 years ago. The chunky soup is far too expensive though, not only do the chunks of meat come with whole arteries in them, and big globs of fat attached, but they have a small amount of meat to begin with and then its just like potatoes and carrots or w.e. They charge over 5$ for that regularly, someone posted like 4.50 above or whatever. You can get a big mac for 5$.

>> No.15960251

>>15960214
in midwest america I think campbells is between $1 and $3 for the basic line. I think a can of regular tomato is even just 99 cents. chunky line is probably more.

>> No.15960271
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Probably fake and gay but I saved anyway in hopes some cambles intern does see it at some point and actually sends you soup

>> No.15960286

>>15960135
lemme guess. it's the big corporations fault and the solution is to tax them more!

>> No.15960308

>>15959917
No way

>> No.15960457

You guys know our Canadian dollar is worth less than your American dollar, right? $4 Canadian is like $3 American. Still way too much for a can of soup but not as bad as you're making out. There's also no way the price is anywhere near that where I live around Toronto, but I don't buy cans of soup so I'm not sure what they cost. I have a flier here with Campbell's soup in it for 99 cents, not sure what those chunky ones cost but no way it would be $3 or $4.

>> No.15960477

>>15959917
I mean, there's absolutely no fucking way this is real right?

>> No.15960580

>>15960477
Honestly not sure. Passive aggressiveness+government fucking you over is pretty Canadian.

>> No.15960626

>>15959917
What..?
So 4chan actually outs anons for something as trivial as jokingly slandering a soup product?

I thought that to get them to give up your IP, it had to be something major like something related to terrorism or public shootings. And even then, it required a court order of some kind.

That's the last time I'm posting in one of those threads that go
>age
>net worth
>annual income
or those "post your blockfolio" threads.

>> No.15960629

>>15960286
no, the solution is to nationalize them.

>> No.15960753

I live in Alberta the price is 49 cents for tomato soup. Look on Walmart.ca and put in an Albertan zip code.

>> No.15960769

>>15959917
I have an intuition that this is fake, and possibly gay

>> No.15960816

HOLY BASED CAMPBELL

>> No.15960849

>>15959917
lol

>> No.15960885

>>15960626
Strictly speaking it just has to be annoying enough for the government to fill out the paperwork.

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Did they just bribe you with soup? My fucking sides!!!!!

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>>15959917
holy shit anon my sides are in orbit, I nearly lost it reading about the soup cartel. Good job.

Given that you received free soup in return for shitposting, I wonder if you're the chosen one to answer THE QUESTION from biz:

how do I make money from fuck prostitute?

>> No.15960995

>>15960968
>how to make money from fuck prostitute
1. Set up appointment with whore
2. Set up camera and lighting
3. Record yourself fucking her
4. Upload to pornhub or a site like it
5. Watch the add money roll in
6.repeat with new prostitute
That’s how to make money from fuck prostitute

>> No.15961330

>>15960995
That's not gonna work they charge 10x more if you record it and you're not going to make enough from pornhub to cover the expenses

>> No.15961368

HAHAHA

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peak trolling my guy

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>>15960135
>the cheesa nostra
i'm fucking dead

>> No.15961481

I LIVE NEXT TO THE HEADQUARTERS THAT'S A REAL ADDRESS KEK

>> No.15961513

>>15961481
What makes me think it's real is how do they get that email address if fake? People in companies like Campbell's won't have that email posted around publicly.

>> No.15961534

Progresso > Campbell's
Where's my 36 can bribe

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15961656

wow, thought it was an elaborate larp. congrats for hitting the big time anon!
how does it feel knowing the 5-eyed you over fucking in store prices on luxury soup?

>> No.15961684

>>15959917
Tell them you have no idea wtf they are talking about (no way to prove it was you actually typing at the time, and it wasn’t you).
Thank them for the soup and tell her, “if you’re cute go out on a date with me”

>> No.15961699

YOU HAVE TO SAY IT'S LUXURY SOUP
EVERYBODY IS GETTING THIRTY SIX SOUP CANS ITT

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>karen lee

>> No.15961771

If real send it back or you’re basically agreeing to a settlement, and if you keep talking shit about La Quesa Nostra you will be c&d/sued

>> No.15961772

Campbells soup is best soup
#1 soup

>> No.15961785

>>15961684
i think he should go the other way. amp it up a notch. contact your local paper anon and tell them you're being threatened by big US multinational all because you dared to post "in store prices" on luxury soup items. encourage others to also post in store prices on fb and twitter.....meanwhile, day after story comes out in paper contact karen and via side-channel let her know you are willing to stop posting in-store prices for 72 cans of Sirloin Burger Chunky Maxx soup. Also see if you can negotiate nudes or phone sex. In the end, reneg on deal and keep posting in store prices....when she involves legal dept threaten them for mis-gendering you. its a classic shakedown

>> No.15961819

La Sopa Nostra
El Cartel Campbell
>Plata, o Chunky?

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>>15961819
>La Sopa Nostra
>plata or papas

>> No.15961916

>>15959917
If I email Karen will she send me free soup too?

>> No.15962741

>>15960626
joke's on your mike, we've got enough data already

>> No.15963058

>Thinking people on the chinz have money for anything other than tendies..


Someone in marketing didn’t do their research or due diligence.

>> No.15963385

>>15960626
>believing this letter is real
low IQ