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15955519 No.15955519 [Reply] [Original]

YOU GUYS! I GOT A GF! AHHHHHHH it's basically as good as chainlink really being 1k usd

>> No.15955523

No it isn’t

>> No.15955526

don't celebrate too soon...

>> No.15955530

>>15955519
Congrats anon, now try to insert your hard pee pee in her pee hole when she's ready (if possible) ok? So you'll stop being an incel

>> No.15955536
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>>15955519
Congrats on the whore you catch!

>> No.15955540

Good job anon, don't fuck it up now. If you want a tip: if a woman feels that you really need her and can't live without her she will lose interest

>> No.15955558

>>15955519
Good.
Alternate between treating her like shit & gold (it’s called push pull). Girls love that shit. Then Fuck her best friends & sisters. This will insure she never leaves you & remains faithful. In a relationship one person must establish themselves as the alpha leader, and the other is the beta follower/Cuck.

>> No.15955575

>>15955540
This. Stay strong and know when to say No.

>> No.15956204

>>15955575
This

And make sure she enjoys making food for you when she’s free. And don’t forget to have sex and let her cuddle on you. Builds some type of chemical romance

>> No.15956293

>>15956204
Also, sometimes when she wants to have sex, tell her no. Grills hate being told no. It makes them want it more.