How do I seduce a coworker, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.15949616]

On topic since this is at workplace that is a business that makes money, fuck off jannies.

[Anonymous No.15949629]

you dont. retard.

[Pajeet No.15949639]

>>15949616

Don't do it unless it's the owner's daughter. Otherwise it's not worth catching a case of sexual harassment at work

[Anonymous No.15949654]

jus bee urself

[Anonymous No.15949676]

>>15949616
tell him you will jerk him off at the toilet. then jerk him off

[Anonymous No.15949690]

I tried to fuck a little black girl at a previous job but she didn't seem to understand that we start messing around on the coach then move to the bed. Fucking blacks man

[Anonymous No.15951023]

>>15949616
Don’t do it.

[Anonymous No.15951087]

I work with the most beautiful 50 year old woman. I almost wish she wasn't so beautiful to kill her dude magnet. We get along amazingly well. She even has /pol/ opinions and we mock the libs together. Of course she's been married longer than I've been alive but I still love her. She let's me know she really likes how swole I've gotten and she tells me things she doesn't tell anyone else. It's sad but this is the closest I've ever been with a woman.

She's leaving and I want to tell her I love her. Should I.

[Anonymous No.15951437]

>>15949616
Have you tried not being fat, ugly, or uninteresting?

[Anonymous No.15951752]

Don't

[Anonymous No.15951807]

>>15951087
No, keep it to yourself fren.

Women gossip. Your coworker will tell all the other women you work with. You will be mocked relentlessly behind your back.