/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15944614]

*tink tink tink*

Gentlemen, Your attention please. I have an announcement...

[Anonymous No.15944747]

mods this doesn't deserve a pin. he's just gonna say the n word...

[Anonymous No.15944764]

>>15944747
You judgmental assuming jerk. Don't read this post its just full of a bunch of prejudice pre-hate.
You fookin faggo

[Anonymous No.15944777]

>>15944614
mods sticky this

[Anonymous No.15944786]

>>15944614
I'll politely await your announcement and get mad after when you betray my civil and polite consideration by saying something inconsiderate. Because I'm a classy mofo.
Hear people out. It's freedom. Hold people accountable for shit, but also fight your own battles. The only person probably potentially butthurt by allowing free speech is you

[Anonymous No.15944795]

>>15944777
Also buy linkies

[Anonymous No.15944805]

>>15944786
Oh my good sir, I am delighted to inform you that you will not be disappointed. Once i have the attention of the room i will reveal my great revelation

[Anonymous No.15944811]

>>15944614
An announcement already? Gratuitous fortune is shining upon us gents

[Anonymous No.15944817]

>>15944805
You have my undivided attention, friend. Please proceed as you see fit.

[Anonymous No.15944829]

>>15944805
You have my undivided attention.

[Anonymous No.15944837]

boring meme. there needs to be at least some variation from post to post in order for it not to become /reddit/ tier

[Anonymous No.15944847]

codeien in my blood pham

[Anonymous No.15944873]

I see that some of the room is paying attention but i am still awaiting the back seats

*tink tink*

[Anonymous No.15944880]

Better find my seat

[Anonymous No.15944908]

>>15944873

[Anonymous No.15945610]

>>15944614
What up?

[Anonymous No.15945651]

>>15944614
What did I miss? Wow, can't believe this is stickied.

[Anonymous No.15945663]

>>15944873

You have my attention sir.

[Anonymous No.15945675]

I'm all ears

[Anonymous No.15945677]

I have arrived, looking forward to your announcement fren.

[Anonymous No.15945725]

El Goblino is seated and attentively awaiting the fine gentleman's pronouncement.

[Anonymous No.15945785]

>>15945651
Based and bell-curve pilled

[Anonymous No.15946063]

Ohhhh jannie, its my birthday jannie. Wheres my cake?

[Anonymous No.15946234]

All ears sir

[Anonymous No.15946253]

>>15944614
Psst. I'm wanting for your announcement that why I can ban you...

- Janny the janitor

[Anonymous No.15946268]

>Anon, that will be 200 stinkies please, enjoy the announcement.

[Anonymous No.15946279]

Sorry for being late, please continue when you are ready, anon

[Anonymous No.15946324]

>>15946268
But I came alone today.. 1 ticket is 100 stinkies right?

[Anonymous No.15946357]

>>15944614
I await for the dispensing of your knowledge in great excitement, my good sir!

[Anonymous No.15946408]

sorry I'm late, had to remove some undesireables from the audience

[Anonymous No.15946421]

>>15944847
>
it's crazzyyy

[Anonymous No.15946433]

Can you please skip with "I have annoucment" and just say it.
What a fucking dumb way to waste people times.
If its important it doesn't need annocument

[Anonymous No.15946533]

>>15946433
I'm gonna have to ask you to tone down, mister.

[Anonymous No.15946536]

NI

[Anonymous No.15946550]

Present

[Anonymous No.15946607]

Whenever you are ready, friend.

[Anonymous No.15946842]

Good to see my seat is reserved for this grand occasion

[Anonymous No.15946856]

what a suspense

[Anonymous No.15946946]

>>15944873
Sorry about that. All you champ, let's hear it

[Anonymous No.15946972]

>>15946433
Quiet, I'm trying to listen

[Anonymous No.15947008]

SILENCE EVERYONE
the dapper amphibian has something to say

[Anonymous No.15947020]

>>15946433
Get this hothead outta here

[Anonymous No.15947033]

>>15944873
Sorry gov, carry on

[Anonymous No.15947038]

everyone, come to some semblance of order for goodness sake! let the gentleman have his say!

[Anonymous No.15947058]

I am glad this was stickied and look forward to the announcement from our fine compatriot.

[Anonymous No.15947068]

wew almost missed it. you have my full attention sir

[Anonymous No.15947112]

Is it about link

[Anonymous No.15947121]

>>15947112
shhhhhhh... don't make us ask you to leave

[Anonymous No.15947142]

Uh, uh You frens allmost started without me.

Im here now, go on...

[Anonymous No.15947172]

>>15947121
And thank me later

pastebin com/ivZtfmyT

[Anonymous No.15947179]

Very excited to hear your announcement, fren!

[Anonymous No.15947188]

Present

[Anonymous No.15947240]

Someone post the jordan peterson vocaroo already that was lit

[Anonymous No.15947241]

Room for us?

[Anonymous No.15947253]

I'm here

[Anonymous No.15947254]

>>15944614
brrt

[Anonymous No.15947283]

So so sorry. Got stuck in traffic, can i squeeze in fine sirs? Can i get someone something of the bar?

[Anonymous No.15947291]

I've been waiting all day for this

[Anonymous No.15947303]

>>15947253
And thank me later

https://pastebin.com/ivZtfmyT

[Anonymous No.15947309]

>>15946433
Sir! Show some decency or we will remove you frome the venue.

[Anonymous No.15947315]

Shh...Anon is about to speak.

[Anonymous No.15947362]

>>15944614
On with it dear sir, I avn't all day! Business awaits!

[Anonymous No.15947392]

>>15944614
Did I miss it

[Anonymous No.15947431]

I do hope I’ve not missed the announcement! Terrible weather on the carriage ride over! Dreadful stuff!

I suppose all’s well that ends well. Now, to find my seat and hear what this fellow has to say.

Janny! A bit of scotch and a cigar!

[Anonymous No.15947569]

>>15947283
I'll have a scotch good sir, and perhaps some bottom shelf vodka for our janny

[Anonymous No.15948528]

>>15944614
You have stolen my dreams and my bed time with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire economic systems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass contraction, and all you can talk about is announcements and fairy tales. How dare you!

For more than eight hours we are waiting, the announcement has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that we are not quite enough, when whole room is silent and your announcement is nowhere in sight!

You say you hear us and that we do not understand the urgency. But no matter how sad and angry I am, I do not want to believe that. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. And that I refuse to believe.

You are failing us. But the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you.

We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.

thank you

[Anonymous No.15948703]

Speak up now lad, no need to be shy!

[Anonymous No.15949016]

Whoah lots of people in here, is somebody making an announcement?

[Anonymous No.15950123]

OP lied! There are no announcements.

[Anonymous No.15950308]

am i late

[Anonymous No.15950321]

I’m ready OP.
t. Chainlink NEET

[Anonymous No.15950324]

Alright im here.

[Anonymous No.15950342]

he's gonna say it.... Isn't he?

[Anonymous No.15950366]

Mmmmmm. I’ve been looking forward to this

[Anonymous No.15950373]

BE QUIET I WANT TO HEAR WHAT HAS TO SAY!

[Anonymous No.15950398]

Thank you all for coming, apologies for the wait. Now, without further ado...
*ahem*
...
I forgot

[Anonymous No.15950409]

spill the beans already my good man!

[Anonymous No.15950426]

What if OP was banned right after announcing the announcement?
I think the right thing to do is to keep this thread alive for another 3 days until OP is out of the janny cage.

[Anonymous No.15950437]

>>15944614
Great venue we have here boys, come on Jannathon you too, don’t be shy, while you’re at it bring me a curry stark and a bowl of peanuts too. What’s that? Sorry I’m going to have to tell you to be quiet, he’s about to make the announcement, my dear Janny I’ll talk to you after, hurry along with my refreshments and excuse yourself, can’t have such peasants hearing what this beloved gentleman has to say can we?

[Anonymous No.15950460]

Did I miss the announcement?

[Anonymous No.15950471]

*stands up in the back of the room*

I’ve got something to say!

DUCK NIGGERS
DUCK SPICS
DUCK KIKES
DUCK AYRABA
DUCK ROASTIES
DUCK TRANNIES
DUCK FAGGOTS
DUCK LIBERALS
DUCK JOURNALISTS
DUCK HOLLYWOOD
DUCK FAT PEOPLE
AND DUCK JANNIES!

[Anonymous No.15950495]

>>15950471
Please escort this LINKfag from the room immediately

[Anonymous No.15950575]

>>15944805
cmon, not this again.

lemme guess. "we invest in chainlink and we are muslim and gay". Thats some tired fud.

[Anonymous No.15950598]

I'm here again anon

[Anonymous No.15950604]

>>15950471
too soon
but yeah

DUCK DOSE JANNIES!

[Anonymous No.15951230]

>>15944614
is it about your invention?

[Anonymous No.15951259]

>>15944614
Well! Go on then! Bah humbug, this wait is quite arduous!

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.15951264]

AHEM
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
FUCK PAJEETS
AND FUCK CHAINLINK

[Anonymous No.15951275]

>>15944873
*pulls back curtain*

[Anonymous No.15951288]

>>15948528
go away grepe

[Anonymous No.15951713]

oh my, is there to be no announcement after all? i left my box seat at the orchestra vacant to attend this event

[Anonymous No.15951748]

>>15951264
BASED NO LINKER

[Anonymous No.15951777]

You have my rapt attention good sir.
Now, what is it you have to tell us?

[Anonymous No.15951860]

>>15946433
SHHHH that anon has something to say!
>>15944873
Sorry for that rude interruption. You we're going to say?

[Anonymous No.15951974]

>>15944614
Bump

[Anonymous No.15952004]

>>15944614
good sir weve been waiting patiently all day

[Anonymous No.15952108]

>>15944614
>a tink tink thread is alive for a whole day without OP even delivering

this board is dead

[Anonymous No.15952123]

>>15945651
Fuckin based

[Anonymous No.15952156]

>>15951264
Finally i can fucking sleep lol

[Anonymous No.15952238]

>>15951777
chekt

[Anonymous No.15952430]

just post the jordan beterson vocaroo already OP, we're ready

[Anonymous No.15952471]

>>15951264

>FUCK CHAINLINK
>no dubs
>yellow id
>not op

the exit is this way, sir

[Anonymous No.15952484]

>>15944614
Im all ears. Say what you gotta say

[Anonymous No.15952739]

>>15950471
Language language, SIR Please have some respect in the house of frogs.

[Anonymous No.15952742]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.15952865]

>>15944614

We have a full house. trips.

[Anonymous No.15952872]

>>15947569
So sorry it took so long, the line at the bar was crazy. But here is your beverage sir. Its hasnt started i hope

[Anonymous No.15952897]

Out with it already. Some of us have to get back to work

[Anonymous No.15953046]

>>15946433
Worked

[Anonymous No.15953055]

ITS BEEN TWO DAYS! GIVE UO THERES GONNA BE NO ANNOUNCEMENT! WEVE BEEN DUPED!

[Anonymous No.15953091]

OP PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU, YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT PLEASE!

[Anonymous No.15953391]

patience now. i've seen this all before. you'll get your speech, OP will deliver, don't you worry.

[Anonymous No.15953477]

Dim the lights please

[Anonymous No.15953515]

I can't believe it. He said he had an announcement to make then just left.

[Anonymous No.15953518]

>>15953477
Lights dimmed and numbers check'd
>>15953391
this

[Anonymous No.15953530]

>>15944873
I brought my frens to fill up the back seats OP! Are there anymore seats that you see open? Or will this number of anons suffice?

[Anonymous No.15953556]

GAY FAGGOT FROGS

FUCK YUO

[Anonymous No.15953600]

shhhhhh....
he's almost ready

[Anonymous No.15953777]

i wonder if he'll say the N word

[Anonymous No.15953799]

>>15946324
You're alone?! Police! Police! It's an incel, everybody run!!! He's got a gun!!

[Anonymous No.15953820]

Looks like OP has proven once again, beyond any doubt, that he is indeed, a faggot

[Anonymous No.15953822]

>>15946550
Bad pajeet

[Anonymous No.15953833]

>>15950471
If it quacks like a duck it’s a duck silly goyim

[Anonymous No.15953844]

>>15953777

[Anonymous No.15953998]

>>15953820
>Looks like OP has proven once again, beyond any doubt, that he is indeed, a faggot
i'm forced to concur. here is my analysis of the situation at hand...

this thread has been up three days now. assuming that OP hasnt abandoned the thread and still intends to make his announcement, the only way for him to ensure that the thread doesnt slide off and archive is to monitor it nonstop. this would mean that OP would have had to stay awake for three days and, by now, he would be surrounded by empty monster zero ultra cans, hallucinating badly and suffering the early effects of accute psychosis from sleep deprivation

i was as eager to hear the announcement as the rest of you, but i think we're unlikely to ever hear OP's real opinion about 4chan janitors and various and sundry peoples of protected minority status at this point. i'm running low on hopium

[Anonymous No.15954163]

GIH

>>15949287
>>15949287

[Anonymous No.15954454]

any time now

[Anonymous No.15954789]

I didn't come late did I? Oh yes excuse, if you could just stand up so i can move in and take that seat in the middle...Hmmm yes thank you, excuse me, just moving through.

[Anonymous No.15955511]

Fuck you nigger.

[Anonymous No.15955553]

>>15955511
FUCK YOU ARE GONNA DELIVERY< CHECK MY DIGTIS>

[Anonymous No.15956039]

goddammit OP i believed in you and you didnt deliver, you gigantic faggot

[Anonymous No.15956077]

*falls asleep in chair waiting for OP to deliver”

[Anonymous No.15956170]

I paid 100 links for my ticket. Where do I get a refund?

[Anonymous No.15956337]

*Takes the stage* uh, good evening fine sirs, we will begin shortly, thank you for your patience. In the meantime you can try the delicious appitizers at the bar, only 1 link a piece!

[Anonymous No.15956353]

This is still up?

[Anonymous No.15956612]

Patiently waiting for the announcement.
Any time now.

[Anonymous No.15956715]

>>15944614
am i late?

[Anonymous No.15956737]

He exit scammed with our stinkies.

[Anonymous No.15956753]

>>15944614

[Anonymous No.15956794]

>>15948528
How dare you

[Anonymous No.15956831]

>>15948528
Who is the addressing?

[Anonymous No.15957078]

thank you so much for your patience. i got held up. anyway...

*ahem*

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK NUMALES
FUCK SINGLE MOMS
FUCK BEANERS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK CRIPPLES
FUCK FEMINISTS
FUCK ATHEISTS
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK POO-IN-THE-LOOS
FUCK MUDSLIMES
FUCK "CLIMATE CHANGE" ACTIVISTS
FUCK POLITICIANS (BOTH PARTIES)
FUCK THE MSM
FUCK SHOOTING VICTIMS AND THEIR FAMILIES
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK COOMERS
FUCK TRANNIES

and...

FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK JANNIES!

*mic drop*

[Anonymous No.15957206]

>>15957078
Bravo sir, bravo!

[Anonymous No.15957215]

>>15957078
impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.15957253]

>>15957078
different id..

[Anonymous No.15957332]

>>15944614
Please.. I'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.15958156]

Say it

[Anonymous No.15958714]

>>15944747
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ysfjNcVUGc

[Anonymous No.15959021]

>>15944873
tell em

[Anonymous No.15959027]

Ok I'll bump because why not

[Anonymous No.15960045]

honk

[Anonymous No.15960122]

WHAT'S THE ANNOUNCEMENT I NEED TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.15960181]

>>15944873
Excuse me, excuse me need to get to my seat

[Anonymous No.15960294]

>>15944873
We are seated and awaiting the announcement good sir

[Anonymous No.15960340]

>>15944614
Well... I’m waiting

[Anonymous No.15960407]

I am missing a private show of fresh shipments from Epstein’s island for this. Mr Clinton and Lord Rothschild do not take absences lightly. This better be worth it sir.

[Anonymous No.15960710]

Still waiting OP please I am a very busy man

[Anonymous No.15960730]

what is being announced, nobody knows
let us wait and see

[Anonymous No.15960775]

>>15946550
i have so many questions

[Anonymous No.15960789]

>>15944614
What is the announcement? I hope you don't mind me sitting on the floor for cultural reasons.

[Anonymous No.15960800]

Quiet, Quiet everyone!

Attention Gentlemen, its time for the announcement! Posting from my phone btw

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

[Anonymous No.15960803]

>>15944786
Not all people and ideas are of the same quality.
>>15946433
Someone escort the drunk out >>15944873
Yes, please go on

[Anonymous No.15961349]

JUST FUCKING SAY IT ALREADY OR I WILL.

[Anonymous No.15961394]

>>15960800
Did he say it yet?

[Anonymous No.15961451]

this is how shit /biz is now, a fucking post nearly 2 days ago about utter nonsense is the top catalogue crypto is really fucking dead now isnt it

[Anonymous No.15961532]

>>15961451
bullish, btc 16k eom

[Anonymous No.15961564]

QUACK

[Anonymous No.15961722]

SIR PLEASE, I REALLY NEED TO PEE!

[Anonymous No.15962675]

Mods really outdid theirselves here.
What a waste of oxygen and time

[Anonymous No.15962704]

Postponing my fap session for your announcement, kind sir.

Please, we're ready in the back.

[Anonymous No.15962726]

It's been DAYS
What's he fucking doing

[Anonymous No.15962735]

Oke im here what did i miss

[Anonymous No.15962822]

it's never going to happen. there's never going to be an announcement

[Anonymous No.15962979]

SIR!!

PLEASE!

[Anonymous No.15962982]

quiet... here he comes!

[Anonymous No.15963017]

>I've waited 2 days
Anytime now...

[Anonymous No.15963146]

DUDE JUST WAIT 3 ENTIRE DAYS FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT LMAO