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15942030 No.15942030 [Reply] [Original]

Be me
>Neet loser with 7k chainlink stack
>Get new gf
>She is in love with me but Im thinking of cutting her lose because I will settle for nothing less than a 10/10 model and she is a 7/10 at best
>Today I ask her how much she has saved up from working at her shitty wagecuck job
>She says that she has $85k saved up. She has never touched it and has it in case of an emergency
>I ask her how she managed to save up that much money
>She tells me that she's been working since she was a teenager and that the money she has is from endless hours of her hard work
What's my next move here bros?

>> No.15942047

Scam her out of most of that money

>> No.15942051

>>15942030
she's not telling you the full amount. even a roastie knows not to show their power level. never reveal yours

>> No.15942055

>>15942030
You tell her good job and let her be.

>> No.15942056

>>15942030
how old is she?

>> No.15942057

>>15942030
If you scam her you know you'll never hear the end of it. Everyone you know will leave you.

>> No.15942066

>>15942047
Fpbp the only logical answer

>> No.15942069
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15942069

>>15942051
So you're saying there's probably more?

>> No.15942071

>>15942057
As some real counteradvice, help her learn how to invest. Be the good anon and help her out.

>> No.15942074

>>15942069
definitely more unless she's pants on head retarded

>> No.15942079

>>15942056
23

>> No.15942082

>>15942071
never teach someone how to invest. they'll blame you every time the market dips and tell everyone you're retarded. normies can't handle the volatility of investing

>> No.15942087

>>15942079
give me her numbers, ill gladly take her off you.

>> No.15942104
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15942104

>>15942030
>put all net worth in gold
>bury it
>marry, divorce rape her
>???
>profit yarr

>> No.15942123

>>15942057
Most people know I'm a scumbag it's part of my charm.

>> No.15942147

>>15942030

>I will settle for nothing less then a 10/10 model
You already did, you chose to be with a 7. It's not her fault you're retarded. all you had to do was get a job and you would have 20xd your wagecuck salary. no 10/10 model wants to go out with a broke neet loser

>> No.15942186

>>15942147
>2019
>Working for shekelstein
Lol

>> No.15942200

>>15942047
How would I be able to successfully scam her? The best I could think of is convincing her to buy crypto, putting the crypto in one of my wallets, and then move to another country when it moons.

>> No.15942214

>>15942030
Tell her about Chailink. Have her take 5k out of that 85k. That should give her 2k link

>> No.15942218

>>15942030
OP do you mind if I get her for meself?

>> No.15942249

>>15942087
>>15942218
Bros I'm trying to scam her out of her life's savings, I'm not trying to get her raped or killed by an autist from a Polynesian basket weaving forum. I'm not a monster.

>> No.15942258

>>15942030
>>15942079
>this girl saved $85k working part time between the ages of 16-23
nice larp

>> No.15942280

>>15942258
You could start working at the age of 14 where I live. She's been a waitress for the past 4 years so it's possible. I'm currently trying to find a way to verify if she's telling me the truth

>> No.15942314

>>15942280
Of course it’s possible for a person to do that, but not for a young attractive woman

>> No.15942319

>>15942280
If true, that means she's actually smart
What's wrong with you bud?
Trading in a loving relationship with a smart 7 for a golddigging 10 who's probably a retard is just gonna leave you alone jacking off in the end
Shortsighted frien

>> No.15942331

>>15942030
you know where the money is stored?

>> No.15942362
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>>15942030
don't do it OP, crypto(the one's that matter) are powered by cosmic benevolence

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15942369

if its in her bankaccount
>install keylogger
>get access to bankaccount
>buy monero
>convert to LINK
>pretend not to know and when she figures it out you say maybe it was a virus or chinese hackers
>then she will say "what? how a virus?"
>then you admit you used her computer to watch doodoo porn (or something else disgusting)
>she dumps you
>you got away clean
smooth like a dookie

>> No.15942397

>>15942030
Tell her that you're gonna ''''invest'''' some of that money.
Put it all on your Monero wallet.
Ghost her.
If you don't do this you're a massive twat. What could she do about it? Nothing!

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15942403

>>15942369
>doodoo porn

>> No.15942413

>>15942331
Maybe in a bank account. She has a safe in her apartment but I've seen it and there's only a few hundred in there

>> No.15942420

>>15942413
do this >>15942369

>> No.15942595

>>15942030

okay, i'll bait
>finding a qt young girl that loves you
>she's hard working which she channels through waging, but it's a great virtue nonetheless and if chanelled otherwise she could become great wife and mother, life partner
>she has good amount of savings, especially for a young girl that usually are broke af, proving that she's smart or at least knows how to fucking save money and live frugally
>potentially you could move to the countryside, start a family with her and homestead and enjoy nature and lfie
>wanting some "10/10" roastie because you're such a insecure faggot who deep down knows he's not worth of this girl, so he copes that he deserves beter

fucking kek, kys nigger

>> No.15942634

>>15942595
a father bull and a son bull looking at cows. The son says, "Dad, why don't we run down there and fuck one of those cows?" And the father replies, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?"

>> No.15942642

>>15942258
If she lived with her parents during that entire time (and many girls do), it's easily doable

>> No.15942643

>>15942055
Exactly this you fucking cunt OP

>> No.15942877

>>15942595
Grow up Anon. We all know that women are breeding vessels. I only want the best for my future children.

>> No.15942998

tell her you need her to buy you a gun
then kys

>> No.15943104

>>15942082

too true

>> No.15943110

mind break her
then get her to pimp herself out
t. i've watched a lot of porn