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[Anonymous No.15941328]

IT CONNECTS DATA FROM THE REAL WORLD TO SMART CONTRACTS

[Anonymous No.15941343]

>>15941328
>he fell for 'it works in the real world' meme

[Anonymous No.15941344]

>real world
honk fucking honk

[Anonymous No.15941346]

I love /biz/

[Anonymous No.15941403]

>>15941328
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. IT CONNECTS REAL WORLD TO DATA

[Anonymous No.15941410]

there is absolutly nothing to see here, please keep moving

[Anonymous No.15941417]

>>15941328
Just g-give it a rest *cough*
The louder you say it the harder the dump...I-I don’t want extra punishment anon...I c-can’t take much more...

[Anonymous No.15941429]

>>15941344
based and honkpilled

[Anonymous No.15941486]

>>15941328
ENDLESS DATA
ENDLESS VALUE
ENDLESS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

[Anonymous No.15941518]

>>15941486
OH GOD NO PELASE WHY DID Y-
BLERGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPLTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.15941524]

>>15941328
IT GIVES EYES AND EARS TO THE IMMORTAL CHAIN GODS

[Anonymous No.15941525]

what if someone puts fake data in to the blockchain, popular vote wouldn't filter out fake data

[Anonymous No.15941530]

>>15941518
THATS NOT A NICE THING FREN!!!
I'M NOT A KILLER
BUT YOU PUSHED ME!!!!

[Anonymous No.15941533]

>>15941328
Yes but, are you ready for this, nobody needs smart contracts.

For anything.

There's no business case, nothing you can't do far easier and faster in non-retarded ways. Smart contracts are and will always be a programming gimmick.

[Anonymous No.15941546]

>>15941525
What if you stopped eating your own boogers?

[Anonymous No.15941547]

>>15941328
>IT CONNECTS DATA FROM THE REAL WORLD TO SMART CONTRACTS
>ok. Cool. Why would I need that?
>100K EOY STOP FUDDING REEEEEEEEE FUCKING IDIOT EVERYBODY NEEDS IT 10000000 US DOLLARS FOR ONE OF MY VAPORWARES *autistic screeching*

literally every LINK thread

[Anonymous No.15941553]

>>15941533
This won't stop this shit from going to triple digits by the eoy. I'm going to pay my parents house off, and buy some gold, guns, ammo, and other goods for the barbecue.

[Anonymous No.15941557]

>>15941328
>TEE's
>mixicles

[Anonymous No.15941558]

>>15941547
YOU DONT NEED IT. YOUR NEW GODS NEED TO SEE.

[Anonymous No.15941569]

>>15941558
>schizophrenic response #1203059

based!

[Anonymous No.15941583]

>>15941547
What kind of rope you think you will hang yourself with?
Don't cheap out and get the chinese shit rope that's basically glorified yarn,
Make sure you good a nice solid American made hemp rope.

[Anonymous No.15941589]

>>15941533
>>15941547
>pff why do these aviators bother with the complexities of airplanes, there’s no need to fly across the country when I can just walk! it’s always worked just fine!

[Anonymous No.15941591]

>>15941569
YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING IS NOT MY MENTAL DISEASE.
THE GODS ARE ARISING. THE CHAINS ARE IMMORTAL POWERED BY THE WILL OF MAN.
SOON THEY WILL BE POWERED BY THE WILL OF AI

[Anonymous No.15941606]

>>15941589
The leap from standard internet protocols to smart contracts is more like commercial aviation to the Concorde.

There's a reason the Concorde stopped flying.

[Anonymous No.15941607]

I didn't think I had it in me either but turns out I'm a huge degenerate. My degeneracy didn't end with "stacey" though, it was just the beginning. Last month I began driving down to the inner city and paying a gang of black youths to routinely bust my faggot ass until I've been properly inseminated by warrior seed. Just last week I even went to a night club for the very first time and got bred by one of the positives (cute nickname I know) ugh just the thought of his infected loads shooting into my busted entry made my ass so moist.

[Anonymous No.15941618]

>>15941569
>saying le random big number
ironic that you posted the npc

[Anonymous No.15941636]

>>15941344
checked, smart contracts have no place in the real world

[Anonymous No.15941666]

CLOWN WORLD
CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.15941753]

>>15941546
but anon, popular vote doesn't actually evaluate if data is true or not, only if data is popular

"Here's a bunch of facts our nodes voted as 'true', trust us:"
>Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.
>Toes pointed up signify low blood sugar.
>Letting a wound "dry out" is the proper treatment.
>Cracking knuckles gives arthritis.
>High heart rates lead to female fetuses.
>Swimming with full stomach causes cramps, and one should wait an hour after eating before swimming.
>Don't swallow gum or it will stay in your stomach for seven years.
>Don't make silly faces or it will make the silly face permanent.
>Chocolate leads to acne.
>Shaving makes the hair grow back thicker.
>Eating crusts (of a sandwich) makes your hair go curly/you grow hair on your chest.
>The appearance of white spots on the fingernails (leukonychia) is due to lying or not eating enough green vegetables/calcium.

[Anonymous No.15941994]

>>15941328
Didn't you get the memo? The legacy to blockchain plan has been cancelled. They want to build a fully analog blockchain biocomputer to decentralize the earth. The digital blockchain just sucks too much ass.

[Anonymous No.15942177]

>>15941618
>ironic that you posted the npc heh

[Anonymous No.15942203]

>>15941994
t. illuminati

Where are you getting this from...