How to deal with random boners in the office on /NoCoom/?

[Anonymous No.15925823]

Well lads? A flirty receptionist needed help with her email and said I smelled nice and stood in a suggestive body posture close to me and my dick started getting hard. How do you all handle the increased test in the office from NoCoom?

[Anonymous No.15925832]

Don’t hide it from her, she was doing that on purpose

[Anonymous No.15925876]

Put it in your waistband you stupid larping fuck holy shit

[Anonymous No.15925888]

black pants

[Anonymous No.15925898]

>>15925876
Not everyone is dicklet

[Anonymous No.15925938]

>>15925832
I’m well aware she was when I was being a CoomBrain I didn’t really care about her advances but I’m sure any of you who aren’t Incels that exercise and have attempted NoFap have witnessed how it can turn you into a test fueled caveman.
>>15925876
That might work for dicklets but how the hell do you plan on pulling your dick into your waistband kind convo or when the girl is standing a foot and a half away from you?

[Anonymous No.15926336]

>>15925898
Just tie it around your leg bro

[Anonymous No.15926637]

you excuse yourself and act like youve got something important to do

[Anonymous No.15926680]

>>15925832
yeah pretty much this. stop being a faggot OP and have sex.

[Anonymous No.15926777]

>>15926680
I don’t want to have casual sex anymore I want to wait till I actually have feelings for someone before sleeping with them. Degeneracy is a lie.

[Anonymous No.15926817]

>>15925823
have sex (with her)

[Anonymous No.15926826]

>>15926777
>777
>some cucky beta fag shit
What a waste

[Anonymous No.15926883]

Last summer, I could easily abstain from fapping for 2 weeks without even trying.

Now, 2 months into heavy lifting, I cannot last more than 7 days without fapping. I can literally feel the built-up testosterone in my groin.
I've been fapping once every 7 days for the last 4-5 weeks.

[Anonymous No.15926885]

>>15926826
Coming from someone who has probably slept with more women than you I can 100% guarantee to you that it is extremely unfulfilling and you will constantly be chasing the carrot like a dope fiend wanting their fix trying to fill that void with meaningless sex with roasties. Passionate sex with a woman you care about is 1000x better than the Jew peddled hookup culture propaganda and CoomBrain mentality we have been fed.

[Anonymous No.15926988]

>>15926885
rage + seethe

[Anonymous No.15927069]

>>15925823
Take a piss. I rarely get boners if I just pissed. If that fails flex your quads for 30 to 60 seconds.
t. boner expert

[Anonymous No.15927080]

imagine still being able to get a boner

[Anonymous No.15927088]

>>15925823
Poop on her face

[Anonymous No.15927110]

>>15926885
Also, based my fren. I'm right there with you. I turn down dumb whores all the time. Nothing better than finally realizing this after you nut when you are shocked that you actually don't want her to leave immediately.

[Anonymous No.15927346]

>>15927080
R-r-right man?
>>15927110
It’s only thirsty dorks that have slept with like 4-5 girls that listen to shekelburg rap music and watch porn multiple times a day that think being a “playa alpha slayer” is cool. Once you actually sleep with 10+ women and you nut and roll over and still feel alone and unable to relate to the person you just came in does it hit you how much of a lie you have been told and how meaningless most (((materialism))) is. You do far more damage to yourself with random hookups than you know but don’t expect teenage Zoomers with a 200 Link stack to understand these things.

[Anonymous No.15927399]

>>15927346
>Once you actually sleep with 10+ women and you nut and roll over and still feel alone and unable to relate to the person you just came in does it hit you how much of a lie you have been told and how meaningless most (((materialism))) is

this, so much
the commodification of sex, an act meant to create life, has ruined our moral fabric

[Anonymous No.15927475]

>>15925823
Look her right in the eyes and give her a firm handshake, then she'll look right in your eye and give it a firm shake

[Anonymous No.15927492]

>>15927346
true. i basically had an epiphany the very last time i hooked up with someone on tinder and realized it provided me with nothing that i wanted and i would in all likelihood never do it again. now i have a gf. im pretty grateful i got to this point because there are so many sad dudes who feel that sex with as many people as possible is the answer.

[Anonymous No.15927566]

i will say that i'm pretty sure i'd never have discovered this if i didn't hook up with a bunch of random people to find out for myself.

[Anonymous No.15927622]

and i used to feel so much pain about this sort of thing. being rejected, being desired, feeling like another guy was being picked over me...i should probably write all this down sometime.

[Anonymous No.15927659]

>>15927399
We turn a sacred act into a hedonist passtime, whatever created this multiverse must be incredibly patient and forgiving to allow us to continue on with how much we have messed up it’s work of art.
>>15927492
Glad you found a GF bro I’ve been single for 3-4 years and realized last year trying to be a cool guy player was what was holding me back from what I really wanted which was real love with a qt. I think Jung said “If I had not become like the serpent or devil, the evil serpent like nature would hold that last bit of power over me”. It’s one of those things you have to experience for yourself and just try to be a living example so other young men won’t have to go through that mess.

[Anonymous No.15927741]

i think though, if you really derive great satisfaction from sex with randos, i'm skeptical but merry christmas. it took me over a decade to figure out that not everyone is the same, i'm a certain way probably as a result of nature/nurture, i gravitate towards certain things (being in love), and there's nothing wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.15927914]

reminder that you can only make it if your brain is at constant post nut clarity. fap more and then after cumming immediately force your attention to something productive. the first moment a tit or ass comes to your mind you start fapping, then you cum and then you force your post clarity nut attention towards making money.

it also has financial advantages:
>fapping to porn is cheaper and more entertaining than holding a 5/10 3DPD and their mediocre sex
>porn can be easily pirated which makes it FREE
>no risk of getting babby (babby very expensive)
>dont need to pay for STD medication
>dont need to pay for roasties in any way
>can retire faster and invest more
>more money = more chances to make it

or listen to the nofap discord shills that want to drag you into the wagecuck ponzi for life while chaining you to some 3D pig. its your choice

[Anonymous No.15927926]

>>15925823
> he didn't insert his boner prevention device
not going to make it in business, love, or life....

[Anonymous No.15928115]

>>15925823
hold breath

[Anonymous No.15928204]

>>15925823
Present it.

[Anonymous No.15928939]

>>15925823

[Anonymous No.15928979]

>>15925823
>he's still attracted to women in 2019
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15929711]

>>15927914

Fuck off kike