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How do I effectively lie on a resume?

>> No.15921960

Depends on what you’re looking to lie about.

Experience or skillset.

If experience think of yourself as filling out a DnD character sheet and need to justify to the DM how you got those skills. It’s easier to connect dots that way, and embellish what you’ve done.

If skills then you’d need to basically watch a YouTube tutorial of that program to know what it is capable of if it’s brought up in convo.

>> No.15921996

How do you fake school credentials? If they ask to see a diploma/transcript of grades, what do you do?

Is there a reliable, go-to solution in current year?

>> No.15922023

>>15921786
do the four hour work week method:
get some online certification.
call someone up from a state school and tell them you want to give a free talk
say you're a certified blah blah from the bullshit something or other school of arts and sciences
give free talk to mostly empty lecture hall
put on resume that you're a certified blah blah from the bullshit something or other school of arts and sciences who just gave a talk at state school

>> No.15922052

>>15922023
That sounds genius.

>> No.15922164
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>>15921786
Proverbs 19:9 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

>> No.15922172
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>>15922164
"How good and pleasant it is
when God’s people live together in unity!"
>Psalm 133:1
"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law(Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
>Matthew 5:17
That's your favourite Jew Jesus talking.
"I appeal to you, brothers, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree, and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be united in the same mind and the same judgment."
>1 Corinthians 1:10
"Live in (((harmony))) with one another. Do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly. Never be wise in your own sight."
>Romans 12:16
"For in one Spirit we were all baptized into one body—Jews or Greeks, slaves or free—and all were made to drink of one Spirit."
>Corinthians 12:13
OY VEY We all have one body goy. Blacks and whites are equal in the eyes of God. Why don't you want them to flood your country Christcuck?
"By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
>John 13:35
Love each other Goy you are all children of God. Why do you have a problem with Niggers fucking white women goy?

Keep crying Christcuck. Whites are not buying your shit anymore

>> No.15922177

>>15922023
Not a bad idea, especially if you're just reading off a powerpoint mostly.

>> No.15922184

>>15921786
>dril is getting a livestreamed show on adult swim

>> No.15922252

>>15922164
There’s no reason to assume the Christian god actually exists, so why should I follow his teachings just because he’ll punish me if I don’t? If the leases have practical use on their own, great. But I’m not gonna dedicate my life to something for no reason at all. And before you start, Pascal’s wager doesn’t work.

>> No.15922257

>>15922252
lessons*