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what pet are you getting when you make it?
for me, it's a big female cat

>> No.15920789

>>15920774
why female?

>> No.15920793
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>> No.15920842

>>15920774
I dislike predators. The greatest animals on Earth are physically domineering and armed males who fend off predators. Rams, bulls, stags, silverbacks, that kinda thing.

>> No.15920850

>>15920789
he wants to fuck them and get penile cancer

>> No.15920862

>>15920850
thought so, big female kind of gave it away

>> No.15920871
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big cats are overrated
if you can get your hands on a panda that how you know you've made it

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>>15920774

>> No.15920905

>>15920789
Male = wild
Fp = retarded

>> No.15920906

>>15920774
Might get a huge piece of land and buy a few bears, just so I can kill them. I fucking hate bears. They're literally the niggers of the animal kingdom.

>> No.15920963

good luck cutting those nails

>> No.15920993

I prefer canids. Regular doggos. They were evolutionary adjusted to live with humans.

I actually like foxes but they have pee pee poo poo issues.

>> No.15921002

I want a cow. Me and my cow will just chill together in the shade while I smoke a fat blunt

>> No.15921018

>>15920993
russians made a fox who doesnt have these issuees, just 5k for one

>> No.15921032

>>15921018
Siberian foxes are just friendly and attention-seeking, they still have the issues (which is a deal-breaker for me)

>> No.15921190

>>15920774
I live in south florida, so, Ide like to get an african grey
train it to fly around and come back to me. would be based af.

>> No.15921198

>>15921002
based and moopilled

>> No.15921217
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for me, it's female deer

>> No.15921224

>>15921032
they domesticated them over the last 50 years. they behave like dogs now

>> No.15921229

>>15920842
Bears can absolutely destroy all of those, but I see your point. Elephants and rhinos are invincible for non humans/non-poisonous vermin.

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>>15921217
For me it's.. male deer

>> No.15921322

>>15921229
Bears are quite frightening. They have enough weight to hold something down, so I doubt they bother killing much of their prey before they start feeding. Subhuman behavior.>>15921237

>> No.15921324

A nubile human female.

>> No.15921326

>>15921237
Oops, didn't mean to link you.

>> No.15921335

>>15921229
lions actually hunt elephants its nuts

>> No.15921340

Chimpanzee so I can play video games and smoke weed with it

>> No.15921349

female maine-coon
and 5 kids

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>>15920774
>>15920793
what the fuck dude that thing will just randomly kill you at some point

>> No.15921668

>>15920774
I thought someone was fingering its vag from the thumbnail, I was like damn that's pretty hardcore for /biz/, will cleanse a lot of newfags

t. zoophile

>> No.15921731

>>15920906
Hey guys, great board. Let's just tone it down a little on the racism

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i will raise beatles and make them fight my enemies

>> No.15921767

>>15920906
Nah mate, wolfs are the niggers. Bears are more like spics who will kill you if you disturb them, and only a few kinds of them.
But wolfs are just bloodthirsty niggers.

>> No.15921768

>>15921753
aw he has a little blankie

>> No.15921823

how viable is it to buy a lemur? anyone know? seems like a based pet

>> No.15921900

>>15921753
I wonder what it feels like to wake up in the morning and have it slobbing your face.

>> No.15921984

>>15921753
I used to be terrified of those things when I was little

>> No.15922048

>>15920871
A panda will kill you as fast as a big cat would.

>> No.15922186

>>15920871
>The only species too pathetic to even fuck each other

GO EXTINCT ALREADY.