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15903781 No.15903781 [Reply] [Original]

Do you wanna know how I got these bags? My father was a linker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the savings account to invest in some mutual funds. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he our life savings and puts it into his Coinbase account, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the phone - "Why so serious?" He sticks the screen in my face - "Let's put your college fund into some Chainlink!" And... why so serious?

>> No.15903787
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15903787

>>15903781
Very nice

>> No.15903835

>>15903781
Sounds like your mom was a retard

>> No.15903847

>>15903781
KINO

>> No.15903864

>>15903781
>he our life savings
WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE FUFCK IS THIS YOU COMPLTEE FUCKING RETARD YOU COMPLETE RETARD

>> No.15903873
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>>15903781
tippity toppity kek

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>>15903781
nice

>> No.15905262

>>15903781
Keked

>> No.15905281

>>15903781
subbed and upvoted