Get $15k by selling A TESTICLE

[Anonymous No.15889416]

For get kneepads anon's

You want fast money?
SELLING A TESTICLE FOR $15,000? #askDave
https://youtu.be/3hJC5r3PNDw?t=1674

So you really want a bigger link bag?
prove you've got the balls to go all in!
1 testicle => $15k => 5k Link => $5,000,000 eoy

who's in?

[Anonymous No.15889517]

Can I buy back a testicle after link moons?

[Anonymous No.15889550]

>>15889517
If so: 5m / 500k = 333.

I could sell one testicle and buy back with my gains for 333 testicles. Do this twice: 333 x 333 = 10,889 testicles.

At which point do I start affecting the liquidity of the testicle market and cause slippage? What is the absolute max amount of testes I could get at reasonable prices?

[Anonymous No.15889560]

How about I give you 1 nut shot for every link

[Anonymous No.15889575]

>he doesn’t have 10000 testicles

[Anonymous No.15889577]

>>15889550
>Do this twice: 333 x 333 = 10,889 testicles.
Then you'd definitely be Chad!

[Anonymous No.15889602]

>>15889550
Also, for how long could I preserve testicles outside of my body? I figure without serious augmentation to my body I couldn’t fit more than 10 inside of me. But I like the idea of having a serious backlog of nuts in case something ever happens

[Anonymous No.15889612]

>>15889517
>Can I buy back a testicle after link moons?
if we create a futures market you might not even have to deliver!

hypotheticated testicles...

[Anonymous No.15889680]

>>15889575
tfw when I’ll never be a testicle whale

[Anonymous No.15889686]

>>15889602
>Also, for how long could I preserve testicles outside of my body
put them is the freezer and your set.
You could also be THE COOMER for real!

[Anonymous No.15889707]

>>15889416
a better way for you to make money is to kill yourself OP

[Anonymous No.15889789]

>>15889680
>tfw when I’ll never be a testicle whale

[Anonymous No.15889812]

>>15889707
>a better way for you to make money is to kill yourself OP
explain why your long OP suicide and short testicles?

[Anonymous No.15889934]

you can also join the army, that's another 40k

[Anonymous No.15890010]

>>15889934
>you can also join the army, that's another 40k
It's good but not NEET
If predator drones can be done remote maybe!

[Anonymous No.15890069]

>>15889550
Make sure you save enough to get them all installed. And some bigger pants.

[Anonymous No.15890073]

>>15889416
Testicles are a commodity and will hit the futures market in the next few years. And if you'd like to get into stacking physical testicles, check out my YouTube channel https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc

[Anonymous No.15890093]

>>15890073
Sacking* not stacking. They do not stack

[Anonymous No.15890115]

>>15889416
Where tho

[Anonymous No.15890135]

>>15890115
>Where tho
Coom with me I'll show you

[Anonymous No.15890145]

>I can buy testicles
>I can now have 10 testicles pumping testosterone into my body

[Anonymous No.15890152]

testicle coin already exists
ffs noobs

[Anonymous No.15890156]

>>15890073
>And if you'd like to get into stacking physical testicles,
>>15890093
>Sacking*
If you don't hold it, you don't own it

[Anonymous No.15890169]

>>15890152
>testicle coin already exists
yeah but look at the cooms per second, the existing coin is too slow

[Anonymous No.15890360]

>>15890135
Just let me sell my nuts so I never coom again bro

[Anonymous No.15890391]

>>15889517
Male Genital Replacement surgeon here, the going rate for a testicle restoration is $5,000,000 we do not accept Medicaid or Medicare

[Anonymous No.15890448]

>>15890360
>Just let me sell my nuts so I never coom again bro
future Billionaire!

[Anonymous No.15890502]

>>15889416
I tried to find it and it looks like a hoax. Why would anybody want to buy a testicle anyway?

[Anonymous No.15890507]

>>15890391
>testicle restoration is $5,000,000 we do not accept Medicaid or Medicare
You do accept crypto though right?