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>5'3", micro penis and $1 trillion
>5'4" micro penis and $100 billion
>5'5", micro penis and $10 billion
>5'6", micro penis and $1 billion
>5'7", 4 inch penis and $100 million
>5'8", 4 inch penis and $10 million
>5'9", 4 inch penis and $1 million
>5'10", 6 inch penis and $100k
>6'2", 8inch penis and $10k
>6'3",8.5 inch penis and $1k
>6'4", BBC and $100

>> No.15889162

>>15889156
>>5'10", 6 inch penis and $100k

>> No.15889170

>>15889156
Honestly, 5'10 with a 6" dick and $100k sounds pretty comfy.

>> No.15889203

>>15889156
>5'3", micro penis and 1 trillion
Perfect tranny material desu. You guys are underestimating how much 1 trillion is lol.

>> No.15889216

>>15889203
Yeah but you can't buy not being a manlet

>> No.15889218

>>15889203
Throwing more money into your axe wound won't turn it into a vagina

>> No.15889225

>tfw 5'3", micro penis and in debt

>> No.15889227

>>15889203
This but not the tranny shit

>> No.15889236

I'd pick the 100k option but i would be 400k down and 1 inch shorter

>> No.15889242

>>15889170
I’m doing slightly better than all of that.
6’1
6.5in
130k

Still not comfy

>> No.15889249

so I can have 10 million USD, gain a half inch of Link and just lose an inch in height?

>> No.15889258
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>>15889170
lol that describes me exactly. I have all those things

>> No.15889259

>>15889170
This

>> No.15889266

I'm 5'5, 7 inches, all in link, basically a broke your chart, stay mad, poor and micropenispilled

>> No.15889268

>>15889258
Meanwhile I'm gay and hold Link

>> No.15889271

>>15889156
5"10
7 inch
20k

kek

>> No.15889277

>>15889156
The first, and I use my trillions to fund ways to fix my height and Penis

>> No.15889285

>>15889271
all while being stonerneet

>> No.15889289

>>15889156
>tfw 5'11" emperor of manlets, 5.5 inches micropenis and 25k in debt
The ride never ends bros

>> No.15889299
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>>15889268
It doesn't help bro. Having money doesn't help you cope with clown world.

>> No.15889301

>>15889156
Third from the bottom is literally me kek, I love my spot

>> No.15889302

>>15889156
>6'4" BBC and $1 trillion
shut the fuck up faggot you don't get to decide for me

>> No.15889309

>>15889299
Having money is a side effect from coping with clown world.

>> No.15889318

>>15889156
W-What’s considered a micro penis....?

>> No.15889447

>>15889156
I'm already 193cm with a 18cm penis and 10k.
Also
>imperial

>> No.15889461

>>15889318
Probably the size of my flaccid penis. About 2 inches

>> No.15889467

Btw I would take the 1 trillion. As long as I could still masturbate the micro penis, I'm good.

>> No.15889469

>>15889156
>6'3",8.5 inch penis and $1k

>> No.15889479

>>15889156
10k please

>> No.15889481

>>15889318
anything under 7 inches

>> No.15889492

>>15889156
It depends on your objective and if you have the genetic marker which pre-determines your ability to make wise long term choices anon. Plain and simple

>> No.15889506

>>15889156
5'9 5 inch penis and $500k seems like a choice that should be there also best choice

>> No.15889629

>>15889162
This because then I stay the same height and same penis and get a free 100k lol

>> No.15889635

5'3", micro penis and $1 trillion
THIS

>> No.15889746

>>15889635
I was tempted to say this, but you will lose your anonymity and be hunted for the rest of your life. I would rather stay invisible to people and not be hunted so I select $100 million. I don't think there is a big lifestyle difference between $100 million and $1 billion. I don't really buy stuff I don't use anyway.

>> No.15889775

>>15889746
There is a huge lifestyle difference. One gets to play war with military complexes and prime resources companies, while the other is used as a pawn.

>> No.15889795

>>15889156
5'3", micro penis and $1 trillion.
As long as my brain is left untouched, the body does not matters.

I ask for it, unlike Jensen.

>> No.15889838

>>15889775
There would be virtually no change to my lifestyle if I had $1 Trillion or $100 Million. I like to be left alone so I can learn cool stuff and play vidya gaem. I don't like other people so why would I want to burden myself with companies or countries full of them. Fuck normies mang.

>> No.15889864

get this retarded shit off the board you braindead gorilla niggers
and as an aside, the "blacks have huge dicks" thing is false
https://m.encyclopediadramatica.se/w/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax

>> No.15889948

>>15889156
>>5'10", 6 inch penis and $100k

am this height, 7.5 inches, 11 in looks, honestly broke as fuck but am young

>> No.15890030

>>15889156
being 6'3 and 6 inch pp has gotten me nowhere ill take the trillion

>> No.15890047

HOLY FUCK CAN YOU INCELS GET YOUR SORRY FAGGOT ASSES BACK TO >>>/r9k/ILL YOURSELF

>> No.15890054

If you are 7 feet tall I’m pretty sure you can make 100 million playing basketball

>> No.15890059

>5ft11
>6.5"
>net worth of a little over $500k

I'd trade a few inches off my height and dick for a hundred million.

>> No.15890063

>>15889156
I'm 5'8". Can confirm 4" peen
When should I expect my $10m?

>> No.15890064

>>15889156
>>6'3",8.5 inch penis and $1k
If you have this your kids won't be cucked on the other hand you could always get this
>5'3", micro penis and $1 trillion
and penis pump your way to 8" and do knee lengthening surgery

>> No.15890077

>>15889170
This is me. Would rather be 5'8" with 4inch cock and 10 million.

No more wagecucking at that price

>> No.15890080

>>15889170
This. I'm already 5'11 and 6inches, so just gimmie the 100k to all in on link

>> No.15890081

>>15890064
>knee lengthening surgery
leg lengthening

>> No.15890091

>>15889156
5'9
8.1 inch penis
6.1 inch girth
30 million

>> No.15890098

>>15889216
You can become a 10/10 trap that is ultra rich or just get that leg extension surgery. Either way $1 trillion is enough cash to make nearly anything possible.

>> No.15890104

>>15890064
>>15890081
Nvm i'll take the 1 trillion and start my own country + get an amazoness gf

>> No.15890120

>>15889156
Don't you know that average height men have the biggest dicks?

>> No.15890209

I am 5'1, have about $1 million and 8'' dick.
Is this good or bad?

>> No.15890220

>>15889156
5'8", 4 inch penis, $10 million

I can stay a neet and my family never has to work again.

>> No.15890238

>>15889629
>>5'10", 6 inch penis and $100k
>This because then I stay the same height and same penis and get a free 100k lol


lel, same. Definitely between this one and 6'2" plus $10k.

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>>15890063
Come anon, it's waiting for you

>> No.15890317

BIGGEST PENIS POSSIBLE, BECOME FAMOUS AND BE A PORN STAR, DIE OF STDS

>> No.15890321

>can be adorable femboy with resources greater than most governments and no accountability
Why anyone would pick anything but 5’3” is beyond me

>> No.15890345

>>15889216
>>15889203
a trillion dollars would give you insane power over the world. thats more wealth than is currently in the world lmao

>> No.15890365

>>15890321
Height and penis size are literally priceless. Not even $1 trillion can buy them.

If you value masculinity and classic ideals of the male human body (which you clearly don't because you're a raging faggot), then no amount of money will come between you and choosing height/penis.

However, seeing as this is a board focused on making money, most of us are conflicted because we also wants lots of dosh, and we're not all femboy queers

>> No.15890403

>>15890365
Why would I value that when I can be cute instead

>> No.15890445

>If you value masculinity and classic ideals of the male human body
lol fag

>> No.15890486

>>15890220
Actually
5'7", 4 inch penis, $100 million

Feels much safer.

>> No.15890501

>>15890445
Yeah I sure bet he “values” them

>> No.15890526

>>15889289
>Emperor of manlets
>5'11
Talk to me when you're 5'11.7".
t. GodKing of Manlets

>> No.15890541

>>15889170
This is me and I hate my life.

>> No.15890578

>>15889170
6'0 and 6.5 in. Give me my 100k

>> No.15890586

cool I'm a billionaire I could buy all the 3d lolis I want!

>> No.15890596

>>15889216
>>15889225
Kek

>> No.15890612

>>15889156
6'2" and 10k. you can't fix micro penis or being a manlet.

>> No.15890621

>>15889156

5, 10, 6.3 inches. Big stack of link I am ok with this