was invited to an orgy

[Anonymous No.15880314]

but im a virgin but they dont know lmao
uhhh bros whats the move here
and a lot of the women going are decent, if we say 5 is your average woman, the average there will be like 6.5

[Anonymous No.15880325]

/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15880331]

>>15880314
wtf is an orgy. how does it even work?

[Anonymous No.15880340]

>>15880314
Weren't you invited to a furry orgy, by chance?

[Anonymous No.15880354]

>>15880331
everyones going to get drunk off wine and this sorta aphrodisiac herb. idk what it is or what its called but I know its not placebo cause when I tried it I got super horny and my crotch felt like there was a handwarmer in my undies. after that im guessing shit just happens.

[Anonymous No.15880369]

>>15880340
no its just college girls and guys

[Anonymous No.15880385]

>>15880314
You should go just to gas them

[Anonymous No.15880396]

>>15880385
B&R

[Anonymous No.15880410]

>>15880369
>girls
Oh, I pretty much doubt it. Too easy. Judging by this
>when I tried it I got super horny and my crotch felt like there was a handwarmer in my undies. after that im guessing shit just happens.
there will be a lot of gay sex.

[Anonymous No.15880444]

>>15880314
if there are any blacks then theres a 80% chance of aids

[Anonymous No.15880447]

>>15880410
nine girls 8 guys

[Anonymous No.15880492]

>taking part in disgusting hedonistic satanic energy harvesting rituals
literally never going to make it, improve your mental physical and emotional state you fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.15880509]

>>15880447
pics of some of the girls. NOW.
Go there and just start eating all of the girl's assholes.

[Anonymous No.15880567]

>>15880509
cant post pics cause i dont trust you guys at all but the assmunching is a based idea for preserving myself lol

[Anonymous No.15880582]

>>15880492
been /fit/ for about a year and a half now and if i didnt appear mentally sound i wouldnt have been invited.
have sex.

[Anonymous No.15880609]

Go anon, this is fate!!!

[Anonymous No.15880625]

>>15880582
not saying that you aren't mentally sound. I have been /fit/ for the same amount of time as well funnily enough. I found myself a girlfriend shortly after. Trust me when I tell you that being in an orgy is going to impact your future relationships, especially if you want to be taken seriously by a real woman. Unless you want to settle for someone that has a pussy that looks like tossed beef salad. You know what the right thing to do is.

[Anonymous No.15880634]

>>15880582
You should go but be prepared to cum within like four seconds. Blame the aphrodisiac shit and just try and blend in while you get another erection

[Anonymous No.15880652]

>>15880625
dont listen to this anon. your future wife never has to know. i have done shit that i will take to the grave with me. thats fucking normal, man. telling all to your significant other is just Disney Channel fairy tale bullshit. just go there and feast on those girls' pretty little assholes.

[Anonymous No.15880679]

>>15880354
>aphrodisiac herb

was it any of these herbs? https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/aphrodisiac-foods#section2

[Anonymous No.15880700]

>>15880609
This op

You either stay home watching anime again or go be temporarily uncomfortable for an experience you’ll never forget.

[Anonymous No.15880714]

>>15880314
sex party top tip : never eat the finger food

[Anonymous No.15880736]

>>15880679
honestly i have no clue, i got it already all chopped up but the dude mentioned something about vasodilation

[Anonymous No.15880802]

>>15880314
Go to church instead faggot degenerate

[Anonymous No.15880816]

>>15880354
That sounds tight as fuck dogg... I would defintielu go fotr gth3wof sdpofiqgbqrewdc

[Anonymous No.15880821]

>>15880314
If you've never been in an orgy much less even had sex there's a good chance you won't be able to hold an erection because you'll have anxiety over your performance

[Anonymous No.15880843]

>>15880821
Don't fuckin talk down to my boy.... He deserveds to get his fuck on, get his dick wet, know wjat I mean?

[Anonymous No.15880846]

>>15880736
you should ask specifically and report back. Most aphros I try are bunk or they are just pde5 inhibitors e.g. viagra or goat weed. Nothing that ever made my crotch flush even if it did give me a stiffy. So I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.15880863]

>>15880846
maybe, maybe.... im drunk

[Anonymous No.15880869]

>>15880314
20-30mg adderall
10mg cialis
1g phenibut

this stack will turn even the biggest mouthbreathing virgin into a confident sex god

[Anonymous No.15880882]

Anon how did you get invited to an orgy? Like who do you hang out with where someone planned out an orgy? This sounds like an interesting story, are you in liberal arts or something? Also it will be a really bad first memory of sex but if you don’t have any other way to lose your virginity anytime soon I guess think on it.

[Anonymous No.15880904]

Take a bunch of Adderall or MDMA and then you'll be fucking like crazy

[Anonymous No.15880911]

>>15880869
This man knows

[Anonymous No.15880975]

An orgy is pretty hardcore for your first time, Anon.
Use protection, and have fun.
Oh, and remember to pace yourself.

[Anonymous No.15880987]

>>>/biz/
It doesnt get much better than this.

[Anonymous No.15880991]

This thread just became a "What did you get banned for most recently?" thread.

[Anonymous No.15881048]

>>15880869
>10mg cialis
Based

[Anonymous No.15881071]

> tfw when sitting at home while other anons are out orgying

[Anonymous No.15881081]

>>15880314
Just tell them up front that you are a virgin and they will leave you alone. That way you can save your virginity for marriage as you ought

[Anonymous No.15881087]

>>15880314
They just invited you so they can laugh about how bad you were later when you are gone.

[Anonymous No.15881093]

>>15880882
im in engineering but yeah 90% of my friends are liberal arts people

[Anonymous No.15881094]

ITT: Failcoin board disappointed their worthless tokens can't buy their way in to an orgy

[Anonymous No.15881103]

>>15881081
t. virgin until death

[Anonymous No.15881110]

>>15880354
Dude you're gonna end up sucking some guys dick

[Anonymous No.15881125]

>>15880736
>mentioned something about vasodilation
>he dilate
enjoy getting assraped by satanists illuminaboomers you stupid degenerate tranny

>>15880492
this

[Anonymous No.15881130]

>>15881093
>Liberal arts students
Are you sure they haven't done shit like this before? They'd probably have an STD

[Anonymous No.15881142]

>>15881130
i totally believe a few of them have done this before

[Anonymous No.15881193]

>>15880869
>Phenibut, sold under the brand names Anvifen, Fenibut, and Noofen among others, is a central nervous system depressant with anxiolytic and stimulant effects which is used in the treatment of anxiety, insomnia, and for a variety of other indications, including but not limited to homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.15881210]

>>15881193
>Fenibut
>Freninbutt