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15876230 No.15876230 [Reply] [Original]

Post your dream house after making it. Pic related is mine

>> No.15876236
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>>15876230

>> No.15876252

>>15876236
Not you. Fuck off bomber

>> No.15876264
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>>15876230

>> No.15876289

>>15876230
I want to build my house.

>> No.15876296

>>15876264
country? city?

>> No.15876336

>>15876230
just imagine spending million on that house just to have it destroyed by tsunami

>> No.15876337

what's up with this need to show off?
i'm up to move to a modest, quiet neighborhood and living anonymously

>> No.15876340

>>15876264
Hi Sergey

>> No.15876354
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>> No.15876391

>>15876296
Debrecen, Hungary

>> No.15876404
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>>15876230
Why such a small house OP?

>> No.15876407

>>15876391
It would make me hungary too seeing that

>> No.15876415

>>15876404
its his cuckshed

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>> No.15876609

>>15876391
at least they didn't destroy it first then build a glass store. Be thankful.

>> No.15876638

>>15876404
That'S GOING BY A COOL MILLION DOLLARS IN SAN FRANCISCO

>> No.15876735
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>>15876230
For when I want to escape the hectic city life for a few weeks.

>> No.15876807

>>15876264
Did you get defrosted from your slumber, 50s American?

>> No.15876843

unironically want a boomer mcmansion when I make it

I want to raise my kids in a big house that's hidden in a nice neighborhood while I send them to a private school and fuck my wife every night

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>>15876230

>> No.15877001
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>>15876950
based

>> No.15877010
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yeah, you could say I'm a pretty reasobnable adult male.... as i stock shelves at the supermarket i fantasize about one day owning a cookie-cutter suburban mcvmansion or my own proivate island where i can fuck 3d holograms of japanese schoolchildren... just fuckin put the bamboo shoots right in their goddamn fertile prepubescent pussy.... also i own a porsche like my gay dad... hope u get raped in prison, shitcoiner third worlder

>> No.15877063

>>15876843
The world needs more good goys like you.

>> No.15877074
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something secluded with a nice view and not too extravagant. i'd probably also have a little pied-a-terre in the city.

>> No.15877108

>>15877074
*BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP*
FAGGOT ALERT FAGGOT ALERT
*BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP*

I BET YOU HAVE STATUES OF LITTLE BOYS GETTING FUCKED IN THE MOUTH IN YOUR SECLUDED MODERNIST WILDERNESS APPLESTORE SHITCUBE, FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>> No.15877124

>>15877074
>pied-a-terre

CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT PART YOIYU FUCKING FAGOT

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEEEEEEEE

>> No.15877169
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>2019
>Not living in a pod
Anon I..

>> No.15877182

>>15877169
I WANNA LIVE IN A COFFIN EVEN SMALLER THAN MY BEDROOM

FAGGOT

>> No.15877201

>>15877182
That’s right bitch. I’m gonna ruin the POD experience for EVERYONE too

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>>15877201
Im gonna blow your septic tank so you drown in your own shit while you sleep in your japanese blowjob machine coffin

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>>15876230
>

>> No.15877318
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>>15876230

this is 1 btc in 2030

>> No.15877418

>>15877224
Fuck you. Don’t mess with my Jenkem, that is the real gold. I don’t even care about the pod anymore, just don’t mess with my mississippi mudslide

>> No.15877600
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I wanna live in a house in the Alps built in containers.

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>>15877244
reminds me of pic related

>> No.15878160

>>15876404
lmfao

>> No.15878173

>>15878156
Who knew Zelda was on the front of the castle

>> No.15878182

>>15877600
>the Alps
>in fucking shipping containers
good you've got that cross for your gravesite already prepared anon, they may not reach to your corpse till next summer

>> No.15878701

>>15876230
added *making it* and *make it* to my filter list, you fucking jew.

>> No.15878714

>>15876264
unironically awful.

>> No.15878718

>>15878701
is it so wrong to dream?

>> No.15878739

>>15878701
added jew to my filter list

>> No.15878942

>>15877318
That's actually pretty cool. But close to the road though and def need more trees for privacy

>> No.15879001

Just this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOUvZrKiRI8

i have simple tastes

>> No.15879007
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>>15876230
why would you want to live in such a tiny space

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>>15877001
this and pic related if i get tired of the cold

>> No.15879426
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This but in Montana

>> No.15879535

>>15879426
awwww you want a safe space, how cute :3

you're like a little gay squirrel, too soft for this world

>> No.15879546

>>15876230
The cuck shed?

>> No.15879658

>>15877318
where is this? who is the architect?

>> No.15879682

>>15879658
Frankie Grassland

>> No.15879684

>>15876431
Cool idea

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>>15876230
Basically this. I don't care if it looks better or worse.
I cant wait to fuck off to the woods and never come back.

>> No.15879749

>>15879713
If I could do this and somehow still have fast internet, I'd be packing my bags now

>> No.15879800

>>15879749
It's very possible. I'm looking at Tasmania or potentially another country.

>> No.15879842

>>15876431
comfy in a 90s Nickelodeon way

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>>15876236
This may be the greatest meme ever drawn by man thanks for posting, and well played to the anon that made it

/salute

>> No.15880600

>>15879535
Schitzoposting is back.

>> No.15880748

>>15880600
IT NEVER LEFT

NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.15880758

>>15879842
THAT'S THE SIMPSONS YOU ZOOMER FAGGOT

>> No.15880792

>>15879800
But what about niggers

>> No.15880827

>>15880792
We're all niggers my nigger

>> No.15880919
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>>15876230
Where's your home located?
Mine's in Cabo San Lucas Mexico

>> No.15880933

>>15880919
You ever been to mexico?

>> No.15880951

>>15880933
Why are mutts so dumb?

>> No.15880953

>>15880933
>You ever been to mexico?
You ever been not a faggot?
I know the answer...
No 100% faggot 100% of the time

>> No.15880966

>>15880951
>>15880953
It was an honest question lads

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>> No.15880980

>>15880919
I have unironically stayed there before. To the very left is a waterfall and then another pool that goes to a swim up bar. Theres a guy there named Manuel who would drive you around on carts. They have a restaurant at the very top of the resort up in the hill. I kid you not, I was early 20’s and hooked up with a 32 year old milf in that smaller swim up bar pool. I ended up fucking her the same night, in the small cabanas below the pool by the small beach. They’d always be wet at night from the ocean. Ended up smashing another girl on the cabanas a few nights later.

Go to skidrow that place was the best to find bitches. Also there’s a taco joint down the street from there that has super cheap tacos and tequila. Forget what it’s called. Great times. That place in the picture is like 15 min from downtown though. Biz will think I’m larping but if I’m lying I’m dying.

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>>15880966
>It was an honest question lads
>>15880827
>>15880758
>>15880748
>>15877224
>>15877182
>>15877124
>>15877108
>>15877010
Yes your such a sincere person...
Faggot confirmed!

>> No.15881002

>>15880980
Glad you had a good time.
The picture isn't from a resort so I think your mistaken.
I have no reason to doubt your story.
Where's your dream home going to be?

>> No.15881008

>>15880980
I remember staying at a swim up bar when I was in vacation in chiten itza in mexico with my family... they gave me strawberry daquiriees even though I was 13... I had a great time

>> No.15881022

>>15880985
It's my day off.... gimme a break buddeh

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>>15881022
>It's my day off.... gimme a break buddeh
Well it's not your day off from being a faggot
Being a faggot is a full time affair for you!

>> No.15881064

>>15881040
Quit bein a fucjing faggit im drunk

>> No.15881075

>>15876264
Imagine the smell

>> No.15881157

>>15880951
There's a reason millions of beanskins flee Mexico every year

>> No.15881298

>>15881157
You aren't white, you're a mutt, how can you be a racist immigrant? Its not logical.

>> No.15881706

>>15880827
HARD "R"

>> No.15882073
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>> No.15882084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wabOR4ymY0U

>> No.15882087
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>>15876230
>>15876404

this thread again?

>> No.15882166
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>>15876230
>pic related

I want a nice beach house in Uruguay with a home gym and a garage I can store a few motorcycles and classic cars.

>> No.15882245

Impressive! Let's see some American (North / South) ranch(s) also
>>15882084
BeSoUnique

>> No.15882411
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the drawing is missing shit like sewage system and a shower but this is the general idea. i wanna make this my neet cave and and safely shitpost from it while the world collapses

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>>15876407

>> No.15882450

>>15879713
>>15879749
>>15880985
source btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxM9FYSs8V4

>> No.15882459
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>>15882411
thats so fucking depressing honestly

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>>15877318
how do you mow the roof?

>> No.15882477

>>15876230
>Beachfront property
I can't even be bothered posting the NPC image

>> No.15882487

>>15882411
Tbh living underground sounds comfy but I'd want something bigger than a glorified RV that's been buried underground.

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>>15882166
Looks good!
Looks 1950's how much do they go for?

What do you think of this, its all the benefits of a motorcycle with increased safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3TumQ-ueMU

What classic cars?

Mine would be a mix but something you might not have seen before is this it costs $135,000 when the originals cost $4 mil and maintenance would be hell on the original while this is just GM parts.

>> No.15882500

>>15878156
Protip: the princess is on her knees

>> No.15882622
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>> No.15882662

>>15882622
based,
if the screens were showing the crypto prices then it would be 100% correct

>> No.15882683
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>>15876230
I'm going to spend the rest of my days surrounded by cows and dogs and corn.

>> No.15882707

>>15876230
I just want to consistently sleep indoors again without having to worry about people stealing my shit.
t. Homeless with 4k link

>> No.15883101

I’m never gonna make it

>> No.15883145

>>15882622
yh ever cooked anyfucking thing in your life?

Anything you cook smells up your kitchen

dont see a fucking fridge either

>mac

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>>15883145
Do you just complain about everything?
Evidence below
>>15882414
>>15882450
>>15882459
Please post your dream home anon

>> No.15883268

>>15882470
it's prob not real greens

>> No.15883276
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>>15883222

>> No.15883354

>>15882622
where do you shit?

>> No.15883396

>>15883276
Does the bathroom attendant come with the house?

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>>15883276
He looks a lot happier than you anon.
Grumpy lil anon is in a bad mood today...

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>> No.15883482

>>15878156
this is what I thought it was before I clicked the thumbnail. Man that's nostalgic

>> No.15883507

>>15879749
Satellite

>> No.15883582

>>15883441

kek

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>>15883441
>implying am mad.
> implying i was being sarcastic
> implying you wouldnt wanna live in that shit shack

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>>15883703
your lame

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>>15883714
What, Exactly why are you triggerd. What have i possibly said.
? you fucking nigger

>> No.15883745

3Qsfj2KjzZ12UpmuXGn5E73pi4oJr2CeGZ
pls...

>> No.15883765
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>>15883720
get help anon...
farewell

>> No.15883769

>>15879426
I don't know why I had to scroll this far to see someone say Montana.
Why would any human not want to live in Montana?

>> No.15884153

>>15879535
oof imagine being this faggot

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>> No.15884707

>>15883765
nigger

>> No.15884761

>>15876431
When do they show that den room in the upper-right of the ground floor? I can't think of any scenes off the top of my head.

>> No.15884845
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>> No.15884972

>>15880976
This

>> No.15884994
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>> No.15885012
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I'm buying this during the recession of 2020/2021

>> No.15885088

>>15880980
Squid Roe is incredible. You cannot lose there unless you’re an incel.

>> No.15885179

>>15877318
max comfiness! going to buy this with my linkgains

>> No.15885221
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>UPS guy comes to deliver package
>castle garrison rides out on horseback to meet him

>> No.15885295

A garden-thru on Gramercy Park would be excellent.

>> No.15885304
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I want to live in a comfy one-bedroom apartment, something like pic related that has a decent outside view with cheapish rent. I want to live a quite and undisturbed life where I do not have to work harder than I need to, an apartment would help me to stand out less and would be easier to maintain than a house.

>> No.15885385

>>15883441
just show him lambo and 10/10 white girls and he will be incel, wait he alredy will see a TV in Captown.. ohh sorry no more antilopes nor hunting lions.. he will want to leave the country asap.. oh snap it costs a fkin fortune or bribe .. sheet i need to become immigrant

fk guess ill be either ranjeet makin african curry every day and huntin elephants or ill leave and become ainsley harriot in four seasons

fk what a dilema

now im happy kiddo runnin with ak47 shootin up villages

>> No.15885391

>>15885221
Very comfy. Would like to plant a garden in the bailey.

>> No.15885400

>>15882087
so, i'm not having a deja vu? especially with this >>15879007
or are we both having one?

>> No.15885481

>>15885304
>Undisturbed life
>Apartment in the middle of a huge city

>> No.15885487

>>15885481
Yes, it blends in perfectly

>> No.15885712

>>15876230
Someone once posted a picture of a home above the sky in/outside Los Angeles that looked so freaking cool. Can't find it any longer sadly but that is my dreamhouse.

>> No.15885735

>>15885304
based and redpilled
Especially if it's in a nice neighbourhood somewhere halway between city centre and city outskirts.

>> No.15885737
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>>15885712
>home above the sky in/outside Los Angeles that looked so freaking cool.
Could be this
https://stahlhouse.com/

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>>15876230
I am going to save the earth so I will live here!
and...
I'll eat bugs too!

>> No.15886873

>>15884761
Literally any episode where Bart plays video games, also, 3 men and a comic book, homer is sitting there while the kids fight in the treehouse.

t. 90's kid

>> No.15887554

>>15883507
25 Mbps, versus gigabit I have now... well it's something I guess. Also aren't you fucked depending on the weather

>> No.15887833
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A villa somewhere around Lake Como.