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>born rich
>attended a $15k/year primary school
>attended a $48k/year secondary school
>first acting job at 18 years old paid him $400k
>was making at least $200k/year until age 30
>age 30 gets cast as Superman makes $10 million
>god tier face
>god tier body
>god tier accent
>6'1
>has an akita that can walk off leash

How is this shit fair?

>> No.15873818

>>15873809
ill never be as beautiful as this man

>> No.15873820

its not

and i bet he's still depressed because most of his movies suck, despite the effort he puts in

>> No.15873835

>>15873820
Deal with the devil possibly

>> No.15873853

>>15873809
Hairline’s not great. Guy has everything else though.

>> No.15873857

Kys yesterday please

>> No.15873872

>>15873853
If he wanted to he could buy an amazing hair transplant. Wealth fixes mostly everything

>> No.15873902

>>15873809
Even with all that he just sits at home and plays wow classic and the witcher 3 instead having threesomes with models

>> No.15873950

>>15873853
>Hairline’s not great.
I cannot comprehend this level of cope.

>> No.15873969

>>15873902
imagine believing his propoganda campaign. nothing public figures say publicly is true

>> No.15874049

>>15873950
Hairline means a lot if you’re black. Well any race really but really a lot if you’re black

>> No.15874105

>>15873902
This is just so he seems more relatable to the redditors who buy his movie merch and shill the films in youtube 'review' videos.
It's not like these people ever just come out and say they make cocktails out of baby blood

>> No.15874124

>>15873950
norwood reaper visited him

>> No.15874145

>>15873809
I honestly don't think he's that attractive. By Hollywood's standards he pretty average.

>> No.15874190

>>15873950
That's what I thought too. If hairline isn't great what's there to live for?