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15873007 No.15873007 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jacob, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to your chainlink coins.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot teacher (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch Miss Rodriguez

>> No.15873012
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>>15873007
Fucking BASED

>> No.15873019

Nice

>> No.15874128

>>15873007

It's called google image search. Go larp off a cliff

>> No.15874131

>>15873007
based

>> No.15874171

>>15874128
are you retarted?

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>>15873007
>SpspsosfffffrrraaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>*sniff sniff*

>> No.15874779
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Hallo homo's,

Mijn naam is Sjon en ik haat jullie allemaal. Jullie zijn allemaal dik, achterlijk en levenloos en spenderen elke seconde van de dag kijkend naar kanker foto's. Jullie zijn al het slechte in de wereld. Om eerlijk te zijn, heeft een van jullie ooit eens een kutje gehad, Ik bedoel, ik denk dat het grappig is om lollig te doen over mensen omdat je zelf onzeker bent, maar jullie brengen dit naar een geheel nieuw niveau. Dit is zelfs erger dan aftekken op facebook foto's.

Wees geen onbekende. Raak me maar met je beste schot. Ik ben behoorlijk perfect. Ik was de aanvoerder van het rugby team en de beginner van mijn basketball team. Welke sporten doe jij, behalve dan aftrekken op naakt getekende Japanse mensen. Ik haal ook alleen maar tienen en heb een superhete vriendin. (Ze heeft me net gezogen; shit was ZO cash). Jullie zijn allemaal homo's die zelfmoord zouden moeten plegen. Bedankt voor het luisteren.

Plaatje gerelateerd, Het is mij en mijn vriendin.

>> No.15874933

>hit me with your best shot
Literally what Pat Benatar said when she was asking Chad to dick her down as hard as possible

>> No.15875463

How can one so young be so based?

>> No.15875471
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Is this a new meme?

>> No.15875490

>>15875471
What 3rd world country still uses black boards? as in chalk! thats turn of the century shit Fuckin Mutts

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