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>28
>Managing Director at Lloyds of London
>250k base salary
>100k+ bonus comp annually
>fertile, 23 y/o gf,
>Luxury apartment in London
>Eat the finest cuisine, associate with globalist elite
>considering a move to politics

I've made it anons. Life still sucks. I wish I was a NEET who could just get contentment out of anime and jerking off.

>> No.15871458

Wow, you sound like a colossal faggot

>> No.15871462

>>15871445
you sell insurance... not sure why you are so impressed with yourself

>> No.15871466

Larp the thread

>> No.15871546

>>15871445
>>fertile, 23 y/o gf,
Why would you have a child out of wedlock? Get married, quick

>> No.15871561

>Life still sucks

Because you don't own your time. You go where you're told. Premium slave.

>> No.15871572

>>15871445
if not a LARP, give us some inside info about smart contracts and insurance, lloyds recently published a research study into it

>> No.15871702

Also, you live in London. Nobody is happy there. People don't even smile. They just work, drink and fuck themselves to death.

>> No.15871706

>>15871445
bc what you own... also owns you.

>> No.15871717
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>>15871445
>lives in london
>made it

>> No.15871731

>>15871445
Clearly a LARP. You wouldn't be posting this anywhere if it was real. God this board is pathetic.

>> No.15871804

>>15871462

Lloyd's will insure against anything. You should insure against you jumping off that post-modern monstrosity of a building you work in once you find yourself in a dead end insurance job and discover your girlfriend sucking off a couple of dudes in a Sharia law zone.

>> No.15871913

Yea that life does suck. All bankers lives suck. Sorry you didn't know.

>> No.15871937

>>15871445

im in Canary Wharf. Lets meet up tonight after 5?

>> No.15872037

>>15871445
New York here, fu Londonistan

>> No.15872163

>>15871731
Remember when /biz/ was about actual business and finance? Yeah, neither do I.

>> No.15872324

>>15871445
yeah big financial institutions are known for their 28 year old MD's and rewarding their top employees with the 4chan meme version of making it. you faaaacking laaaaarpeeeeerrrrrr

>> No.15872379

>>15872163
the comiseration threads for wagies were cool. got to hear how different industries sucked in unique and fascinating ways. then the making money meme generals like scrimp farming and the occasional ACTUAL shitcoin tip that played out. This nu-/biz/ 3.0 is devoid of any actual anons, I think. It's ALL redditors and street shitters. we got /pol/'d.

>> No.15872671

>>15871445
God is real anon. Just remember. Try to give thanks, penance, and alms as much as you can, best of luck fren.

>> No.15872695

250k in Londonistan is like 15k in somewhere that values freedom.

>> No.15872735

>>15871445
How’s John N going? Looked like things were tough for him when I’d see him around the office at his last employer.

>> No.15872760

>>15871546
>buying a depreciating asset instead of renting

>> No.15873309

Here's to Chainlink wiping out useless jobs like OP's with smart insurance and contracts automating his phony job away, saving Lloyd's millions

>> No.15874097

>>15871445
>yuuuuuugely sucessful
>posts about it on /biz

you are the reason why the world is such a shit place

>> No.15874233

>>15873309
Cheers to that anon. Chainlink will deliver all wage cucks from misery to the rope

>> No.15874239

>>15871572
the only reply itt that matters

>> No.15874471

>>15871445
>finest cuisine
>london

kek, tryhard

>> No.15874883

>>15871702
I'm convinced this is true

>> No.15874900

>>15871445
Buy as much crypto as you can so you can retire and do whatever you want

>> No.15874901

>>15872037
2 million Jews

>> No.15874905

>>15874471
can't buy fish and chips anywhere else in the world

>> No.15874909

*ahem*
post legit & corroborated proof or gtfo.

thank you OP.

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>>15871445
my plan if i make it is to buy land, build a series of log cabins that are high enough quality to live in comfortably and give them to friends and the left overs to white families and start a white nationalist break away community.
money does nothing in this life if you hoard it and have no goal other then to accumulate tokens for the purpose of accumulation.

I can't say my ideals and yours match but I can say that you're spending your money on the wrong things.
Use your money to buy something that can help other people, seeing your wealth do something will give your work a purpose.

or just keep putting your zog bux into your zog bank account and looking at the numbers ticking up/down while you rinse/repeat your daily grind

>> No.15875099

>>15871572
https://www.lloyds.com/news-and-risk-insight/press-releases/2019/07/parametric-insurance-and-smart-contracts-to-improve-customer-experience-new-lloyds-reports-find

>> No.15875473

>>15871445
Humble brag /thread

>> No.15875537

>>15871445
>23 y/o female
>fertile

uhhh sir i think there has been a miscalculation

>> No.15875573

>>15871445
>>fertile, 23 y/o gf,
old dog age for a woman because they start fucking like rabbits in their early to mid teens my man

>> No.15875847

>>15871445
A wealthy slave is still a slave.

I “only” make 100k-150k/ year (own a small online business) but I don’t need more than that to do all the things I enjoy in life. I can go on vacation when I want, I (more less) decide my own work hours, I work way less than most wagies, I can work from home when I want to, I genuinely enjoy my work and I don’t have to answer to anyone. Most importantly, I’m happy. Life is very short and most wageslaves like you waste it doing something you would rather not. Money is how you cope. You tell yourself that life will get better once you can afford that new car, that new boat, that new apartment. Maybe life will get better once you get that sick promotion. But it won’t get better. It’s all just a massive cope. You will keep waging away until you’re old because you’re an eternal slave to the dollar.

>> No.15876420

>>15871445
lmao
by what you told us you have almost no money saved
now imagine if big daddy lloyd went under

>> No.15876443

>>15871445
> 1 post by this ID
Really grinds my indelible almonds.