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Back again on 3am guard duty anons.

Tell me some sick jokes...

>> No.15858295

>>15858287
Nigger

>> No.15858315

>>15858295
Oh, how original...

>> No.15858533

>>15858287
What branch?

>> No.15858561

>>15858287
Based. Which branch? Do you get WiFi/Service?

t. Leaving for army next month

>> No.15858562

>>15858287
Knock knock

>> No.15858573

>>15858287
do you live in israel?

>> No.15858625

>>15858561
Logistics

>> No.15858645

>>15858561
Don’t worry man, basic is fucking easy. Just don’t be a dumbass and buy any of the bullshit they try to sell to you there.

>> No.15858669

>>15858315
Niggerfaggot

>> No.15858671

>>15858287
Brah I'm doing the same shit
Are you station in Germany?

>> No.15858694

>>15858671
Nah, went to Paderborn not too long ago though.

Fucked so many whores in saunaclub harem, place is paradise.

>> No.15858703

>>15858645
they sell you stuff in basic in US? lol

>> No.15858711

>>15858703
Yup. Saw one dumb hick buy over $500 worth of t-shirts.
Don't be that guy.

>> No.15858728

>>15858287
Islam is like the weather in england, even when its sunni, its shiite

>> No.15858734
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>>15858287
A small man is sent to prison.
He is placed in a cell with a large man.
The large man says, "Let's play house."
The small man looks confused.
"You wanna be the husband or the wife?" the large man asks.
"The husband," replies the small man.
"Good, now get over here and suck your wife's dick."

>> No.15858736

>>15858703
you have to buy your own basic issue uniforms, for starters

>> No.15858750

>>15858736
>>15858711
LOL what a nice place USA is

>> No.15858753

>>15858736
What the fuck?
In UK all we had to buy was a tracksuit and some fucking tent pegs and a headlight and a boot cleaning kit.

Oh and trouser twists.
But still... The whole uniform?
And USA have a much higher budget.

>> No.15858755

>>15858533
You're not wrong. The most exciting part about it is not telling them you're infected. The sheer bliss you feel while the subject receives your diseased loads will leave you feeling euphoric for the rest of the week. Another suggestion I have is stuffing yourself with pancakes and maple syrup (6 lbs worth) and chasing it with a cup of water with corn starch mixed into it. This will ensure your kaka is thick and smooth while sliding out of your busted entry. The scent permeating from your cheeks as the soft serve is being delivered onto the plate will leave your significant other gushing at this warm winter treat. To top it all off you must venture into the unknown. What do I mean by that? Inner city gang bangs. It's simple, drive into the nearest project housing complex and pay a gaggle of silver backs to run a train on you or your significant other for an ethnic sexual experience. The chances of getting infected is half the fun.

>> No.15858760

What do you call a nigger on a new bike? A nigger thief.

>> No.15858764
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>>15858753
the jew hasn't gone too far yet
the next step is making the soldiers pay for the weapons and ammo

>> No.15858783

>>15858703
Some merchants come buy and try to sell shit like class rings, swords and shields, and a bunch of other bullshit.

>> No.15858797

Step on an IED for Israel

>> No.15858811
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These are the British Army recruitment posters.

I wish I could say I was joking... Google it.

>> No.15858817

*Door creaks* nazichad: JUDE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!
Jew: i i i was watching tv
Nazichad: GET the fuck back into your gas chamber before i force my penis into yours! Jew: *kikey whining noises* i dont wanna go but, i want you in my gas chamber. Nazichad: mmmmm i want your big jew nose to go in and tickle my anus as you sniff up in there for coins. Nazichad: how much will it cost. Jew: a hallocost on me. Nazichad: *shoves supperior aryan septor into the kikle hole* uuunnh. Jew: *rat sounding moans* PLEASE ARYAN DADDY LET ME SNIFF A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL WHILE YOU GAS MY CHAMBER! Nazichad: OH FUCK UNH, IM GONNA FUCKIN BARMITSFA ALL OVER YOUR BIG ASS NOSE. *door creeks again*. Jewdad: WHAT THA HELL WTF ARE YOU DOING. Nazichad: im gassing this kike. Jewdad: THATS NOT FAIR I WANT A 20$ BILL TOO. Nazichad: well get over here and suck my aryan rod with your nostural *grabs the kike by his jewish hair locks* unh fuck me wait where did the other jew go? Jewdad: heeh heeh heeh goy you got robbed by the other one.

>> No.15858861

>>15858817
I love this

>> No.15859844

>>15858287
A nigger, a spic and a chink walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Get the fuck out”.