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I have a confirmed low IQ, how can I still make a decent living?

https://lambda-del-rey.firebaseapp.com

>> No.15856560

>better than 33.84%
>not bad
they are counting on you being too dumb to know they are patronizing you

>> No.15856575

>>15856412
go be a manager at a fast food restaurant or some retail store. They dont want thinkers they want sheep. you would be perfect

>> No.15856583
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15856583

Finished it in about 15 seconds. Also I'm a software engineer making over 100k and I have sex with a different college girl every week.

>> No.15856774

>>15856583
Are you hosting a seminar

>> No.15856931

Says my IQ is 89. FUCK THIS I AM NOT A BRAINLET

>> No.15856951

>>15856412
do the world a favor and kill yourself, retard

>> No.15856971

>>15856774
Yes I am speaking at Devon tomorrow at 10:20 pm EST

>> No.15857031
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>>15856412
Fucking pleb. Get bodied

>> No.15857036

>>15857031
What the fuck does recognizing shitty patterns have to do with intelligence

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>>15857036
Keep seething. I think I'll be a rocket scientist now

>> No.15857075
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15857075

my brain is half asleep and this is what i got.

>> No.15857089
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M RETARDED

>also I hold LINK

>> No.15857121

>>15856412
I’m dumb and I work retail. Even a simple can work a register and help other retards.

>> No.15857143

>>15857031
Mensa you need to have 130+ iq

>> No.15857146
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>>15856412
If you’re too retarded, even the army won’t take you (you can sometimes get a waiver though) but your score should be good enough to get in

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15857151

everyone should press f12 to edit their score to show off to complete strangers

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15857153

High IQ coming through

>> No.15857170

>>15857153
Based retard like me

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15857175

Hm, guess I’m not low IQ after all

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>>15857175
>>15857151
>>15857146
Nice photoshop.
I'm the smartest on this thread. Factually correct.

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15857248

I guess I’m high score so far.

Stay dumn pleabiennes

>> No.15857256

>>15856560
Kek

>> No.15857264

>>15857175
Ah you smart fucker you beat me to it

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>>15856412

>> No.15857320
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15857320

I've been drinking heavily for 3 hours

>> No.15857359

Big brain 104 reporting in.

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>>15857036
Only way to make it "fair" for nigs and various other nonwhites. Ayo fuck werd pralums n shiet.

Realistically there's only two (((paterns))) you need to immediately recognize for me to consider someone reasonably intelligent. Last names and noses.

>> No.15857410

>>15857302
This. Average IQ people are the true retards.

>> No.15857425

>>15857248
That is what I got too. Didn't go fast enough.

>> No.15857444

>18/30, IQ of 96
Fuck this can't be true /biz/, I can't be a brainlet. I mean I bought LINK at ICO!

>> No.15857450

>>15857302
post score you sober pleb

>> No.15857467

>>15857393
Baste

>> No.15857494

>>15857410
Post your results then, retard.

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>>15857444
It told me I have an IQ of 100

Were we actually the retards all along, how accurate is this? I got 127 on the mensa one once

>> No.15857509

>>15857036
Tests your ability to predict the outcome based on a sequence of events. Blacks for example don't realize that doing crimes will lead to a reduced quality of life for themselves and marginally for everyone around them so naturally it is expected that they suck at puzzles.

>> No.15857515

>>15857494
111 on this one, 135+ elsewhere

>> No.15857519

>>15857320
Thanks for the tip need to drink more

>> No.15857526

>>15857444
dawg im only 8 points higher and im an engineer that designs crucial infrastructure that could kill people it fails. this is bad.

>> No.15857550

>>15857515
Same as mine. This test does seem to lean towards the median of 100.

>> No.15857554

>>15857507
Online IQ tests are bullshit. True IQ tests are not just a written exam. I took a real IQ test in 4th grade and I remember there was large physical block puzzles involved and multiple written exams of varying subjects including even mathematics and general knowledge. It took up almost an entire day, not a half hour like these ones you take on the internet which have actually been proven to inflate IQ scores. I wouldn't be surprised if your IQ was actually about 20 to 30 points lower. Sorry to break the bad news to you.

>> No.15857655

>>15857554
Yes I'm well aware that online IQ tests are mostly bullshit but there's going to be some correlation in one direction or the other. Memes aside that would put my IQ at 80-70 according to you I would be actually retarded.

That's why I'm asking which of these tests would give the closest possible results.

>> No.15857673
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15857673

I got a 96 iq on my second try, it's over.

>> No.15857699

Decided to hit random buttons and got this result, going to try to get a perfect 0

>> No.15857701

>>15857673
i think you might be able to qualify for disability

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>>15857699
I accept that I am retarded, at least I got dubs

>> No.15857735

>>15857701
Hopefully

Also if dubs chainlink will hit $2000 before the end of the year.

>> No.15857745

>>15856412
>https://lambda-del-rey.firebaseapp.com
No lie this is actually a terrible IQ test

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>>15857729
GOD DAMMIT, I GOT ONE RIGHT FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

>> No.15857755

>>15857699
I tried and got a 4.
Maybe you have to let the time run out I still had like 8 minutes left.

>> No.15857800

>>15857755
I feel like if you did that it's just tell you that you ran out of time or were taking a shit or something let's find out

>> No.15857805

First time 21/30 107IQ
Second time (blitz) 26/30 126IQ

>> No.15857820

21/30
>your IQ is 107
>Have you ever thought of joining Mensa

are they fucking trolling me?

>> No.15857944

Alright, I let the timer run out and the entire website crashed.

This is literal pajeet tier