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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.15850850

Smack the bitch in her throat then force her eyes into her skull with your thumbs. Set her corpse on fire and hoover up the remains. Then do whatever you want

>> No.15850858

>>15850806
I love this pasta

>> No.15850860

>>15850806
based keep us updated ;)

>> No.15850884

>>15850806


Do not give her one stinky!

>> No.15850898

>>15850806
>this thread again

>> No.15850936

>>15850806
pasta

>> No.15850956

>>15850806
based thanks for the price update stinky

>> No.15850963

>>15850806
based

>> No.15850968

Mom, I posted it again!

>> No.15850996

Thanks for continuing to post this Op. As I said before, this thread is the only way that I monitor the price of my linkies. It seems we’re doing ok again. Might even do the actual math on what the real price is. I’m guessing somewhere around 2.4-2.5.

>> No.15851002

>>15850806
Favorite pasta

>> No.15851007

>>15850936
Wow thanks for the heads up

Fucking kill yourself holy shit

>> No.15851014

>>15850806
Not again this copy pasta. Aren't you tired of repeating yourself with the same story?

>> No.15851018

>>15850806
when will this pasta be posted with .5 link?

sigh

>> No.15851073

OMG guise dis pasta ,,, hahaha dis is the copy pastas sir , this copy pastas .. ha ha ha ,, sirs dis copy pastas and photo shops ,,, buy UDOO

>> No.15851086

>>15850806
All I know is that Jesus was loved and hated as well