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>mfw sell a bunch of shit on E-bay and get a nice sum to invest in.

>> No.1584639
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>Diversify. Invest a part of it in shitcoins, a part of it in social media accounts, some for kickstarter demos, some of it to learn a skill.
>Perfect now to grab my cash and start my new /biz/ life as an amazing entrepreneur
>Look for the money... ahhh where is it...

>Where is the....

>THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR family finds out about it and immediately spend it on random shit without asking.

>> No.1584644
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1584644

>Try to make back up that money
>Nothing works
>It was a one-hit opportunity.
>You were clever enough to exploit it for the time being, but it's over now.

>Start drinking to forget this shit.

>> No.1584648
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>I could have been a billlionaire
>I should have been able to at least have a few millions in my bank
>Why did this have to happen
>Why do opportunities slip under between your fingers.

>> No.1584651
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>No money for college
>Have to get a wagecuck job
>No time for college.
>Start taking pills to not go insane.
>Still go insane.

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>Try to off yourself, even that fails.
>Cope, begin coping hard.
>Noinvestor on suicide watch
>Start looking forward for the next 55 years of life.

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And that son, is how I stopped living in dreams and became a real life character.

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1584657

Nice blog post

>> No.1584662
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1584662

Now I'm living in a shitty apartment eating my shitty canned food from a plate that looks like a bowl - Thomas the cat.

>> No.1584695

wtf is this?
newsflash: everyone has shit to deal with
you may not understand certain life circumstances now but will when you get older

>> No.1585919

underrated thread

>> No.1585925

>>1584644
>>Start drinking to forget this shit.

Dear reader, you may notice that this is the point in the story where it all begins to go wrong.

>> No.1585931

You know this is the true /biz/ lifestyle because he immediately resorts to blaming his family.

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>>1585925
gtfo