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Anonymous Mon Oct 7 07:19:11 2019 No.15837861 [Reply] [Original]

Friends you don't know me but I am running for election for the presidential office of the United States in 2020. Just wanted to let you guys know!

Reasons you can count on me not to be a slave to lobbyists
-I already have everything I want in life: money, good family, cute wife, biggest Furby collection in America
-I don't care about wedge issues. Get an abortion with a gun if you want to, w/e
-I know literally nobody in DC

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 07:20:36 2019 No.15837869 File: 90 KB, 640x559, EF231065-331B-4DA9-875C-382C0B852A20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have fun losing LARPer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 07:20:55 2019 No.15837872 Do you got a thousand bucks for me? A voters lottery? Chance to win 1000? No? Stfu you don't even have VC funding how are you going to campaign faggot?

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