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Alrighty... how do I become a coca cola? Anonymous Sun Oct 6 22:05:16 2019 No.15834483 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 22:07:22 2019 No.15834508 >>15834483 Unironically become a Confederate and invent something as demanded as Coca Cola

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 22:17:20 2019 No.15834575 >>15834508 Deeefine... uh... confederate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 22:20:41 2019 No.15834605 >>15834575 Start a civil war and monopolize the water supply and use it to sell your drug-lased sugary death drink

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 22:21:58 2019 No.15834617 >>15834605 coca-cola only got worldwide adoption because the miltary brought it to every country they were fighting as it had cocaine back then. it unironically was an inside job

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 23:40:54 2019 No.15835294 >>15834617 Hory shit... I gotta feed babies cocaine to become Coca-Hitler. That's what I'll do. THanks AnOns

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 23:44:35 2019 No.15835331 >>15834483 Damn, it's only 30B? I thought they would be bringing in way more. Is Pepsi really /oursoda/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 6 23:46:33 2019 No.15835341 >>15834617 holy shit didnt know that. absolutely based t. zoomer

Anonymous Sun Oct 6 23:57:36 2019 No.15835420
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>>15834483
Interesting you ask, OP. I know the Kunene brothers -- they're the largest shareholder of Coca Cola throughout Africa: http://www.kunene.co.za/Group-Org.htm (see Coca-Cola fortune [13%]). You could become Coca-Cola literally by helping them reach more places in Africa, or, figuratively by helping them reach more places in Africa before doing your own thing with money you've made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 00:08:59 2019 No.15835511 >>15835420 >Dr. MF Dudu lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 01:02:29 2019 No.15835808 >>15835511 DR. MUTHA FUCKA DOODOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 01:03:31 2019 No.15835822 >>15835808 muthafuckin* doodoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 01:05:56 2019 No.15835832 >>15835341 it was a woman drink to help her relaxes, she then feed it to you because she thought u were a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 02:21:19 2019 No.15836231 get soda and cocaine, mix with flavours and sell bottles in detroit. Ez money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 02:26:32 2019 No.15836253 File: 6 KB, 237x212, 911474B9-76AA-43D4-9B4A-99AD8BAA7C6D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST PUT SUGAR IN WATER FOR 100 YEARS LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 7 02:46:32 2019 No.15836367 lol invest in moonshots like vid. 160x in 3 months

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