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>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

Please help me...

How can I become normal?

>> No.1583410

working is a scam

internet ad revenue or death

>> No.1583413

First get a drivers license

>> No.1583419

>>1583413
i should get one but im too lazy

plus no moni for car unless dad wants to buy it

>> No.1583426 [DELETED] 

You can buy a 3k just save for about 5 months.

>> No.1583429

You can buy a 3k car just save for about 5 months & stop being lazy , thats your problem.

>> No.1583433

Also if you have to pay rent think in saving to buy a small suv to sleep in, that way you can save money by not paying rent.Tgen use that saved money to start a buisness.

>> No.1583434

>>1583399

work your job until you save enough for a car. get your g.e.d then pursue a better education. workout more eat better and read. common sense

>> No.1583436

>>1583433
>Sleeping in an suv

Wow what could possibly go wrong

>> No.1583487

>>1583399
here you cum sucking imigrint
>get a drivers license
>go through uber finnancing
>sharecropping for your car
>driver uber and lyft full time make some money
>learn social skills on the job or get a low rating and not be able to drive again and give back car
>use new money to get gym membership and possibly a cheap personal trainer off craigslist
>make your own salads at home and use a cooler than you can afford to take your lunch to "work" (keep it in your trunk)
>eventually you'll be hot, with great social skills, some money, and a pretty new car.

When you're ready, save up and lease or buy a car of your own and get a normal job. Uber finnancing is shit but it's a great way to get started if you have no hope like fat sad op or if you have shit credit

>> No.1583488

Just embrace your fate and go back to /r9k/

>> No.1583493

>>1583436 living in a suv isnt a bad idea as long as its in a good area.Its a pretty good thing to do temporarly to get back on your feet.

>> No.1583650

>>1583399
I am all of those things except I graduated high school. But I am dropping out of college, so I am fucked anyways. Good luck OP, also put your income into crypto currencies at the beginning, I think a lot of them are the future of currency itself.

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1583653

>>1583433
works fine for me

>> No.1583976

>>1583653
I actually daily drive a van. They are quite comfortable, and I'm considering moving in full time. They are rather spacious, similar to a small studio.

Primary downside is no toilet. I have mine wired up with electrics and can hook up to shore power to charge the car battery and run appliances.

>> No.1583981

>>1583429
>3k

Not even, I got a 2006 ford for 2k and I've had it for over 3 years now with no problems
But yeah, cars can be cheap as fuck. All OP needs to do is save for a month of two

>> No.1583982

>>1583653
That'd look comfy as fuck is it wasn't so dirty.

Clean it up