/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15822093]

>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

[Anonymous No.15822115]

Bump

[Anonymous No.15822126]

>>15822093
y-yes sir

[Anonymous No.15822137]

>>15822093

[Anonymous No.15822136]

>>15822093
I fucking hate boomers

[Anonymous No.15822159]

>>15822093
Is it bad that I knew what all of this meant by instinct

[Anonymous No.15822168]

So uh da fuck is up whichtchu niggas? Oh me? Im deshoneneyrone your new boss widdy, got in on the duhversuhty program heh

[Anonymous No.15822194]

for fucks sake limit these threads to weekdays only

[Anonymous No.15822317]

>>15822093
STOMP STOMP CLAP

[Anonymous No.15822370]

>my mfw face when boomers and zoomers both have one thing in common
>they're human beings

[Anonymous No.15822504]

>>15822370
Boomers arent human they are golems summoned by mass Jewish death rituals

[Anonymous No.15822515]

>>15822093
I love this kind of talk desu. Afterwards, I open like 15 superbly-written jira issues for my code monkeys and go to lunch, followd by applying pressure to said monkeys so they carry out their tedious tasks just in time to meet those tight deadlines

[Anonymous No.15822523]

>>15822093
>>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>>I added Abjeet's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>>We can touch base during tomorrow's standup, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Rakesh ran the numbers?
>>Prathap is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>>Let's take that offline, ping me when you know you'll be available
>>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

FTFY

[Anonymous No.15822603]

>>15822093
>Heard the word KPI last week
Immediately thought of this and wanted to jump out of the window behind me.

[Anonymous No.15823620]

>>15822093
>*sips*
>You must be the new guy, welcome to the family
>Hey buddy, glad to see you in my office
>Thinking of quiting? What are you talking about anon? In twenty more years you'll practically be running this division!
>lets grabs some beers after work
>eyes on the prize
>man, you're killing it
>Hey doing good but I wanted to make a suggestion
>Look where all my hard has gotten me!
>I'm spending my vacation days in Maui
>Football games on later, mind if you take this project for me?
>Hey I'm delivering this PR to you on a silver platter if you do this job for me
>Mind taking this down to Tina's office?
>How've you been? I feel like we haven't touched base in a while.
>I love this company's culture
>Back when I first started here
>Are you investing?
>Show me your portfolio
>Another day another dollar
>I like my pension like I like my steaks--big, fat, and juciy
>Let me tell you this story...
>That reminds me, I've got this buddy...
>*corners you in his office* You're not busy right now are you? I kinda just want to chew the fat
>*walks into your office* Hey give me an update
>*whispers in your ear* You hear of Q? We have a guy on the inside helping us fight off the deepstate

[Anonymous No.15823645]

>>15823620
Let’s not try to reinvent the wheel

[Anonymous No.15823658]

>>15822168
don't rape the cat please

[Anonymous No.15824705]

>>15822523
>we're not trying to boil the ocean, theres too much shit in it