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How do you avoid being jewed when buying jewellery?

>> No.15820909

Tell me what you're in the market for and what you classify as being jewed?

>> No.15820910

>>15820900
Introduce myself as David Goldstein and wear a kippah. I walk near the door and then walk away at the last minute several times in the week preceeding the sale.

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>>15820900
What an ugly bitch.

>> No.15821003

>>15820900
You dont buy diamonds

>> No.15821005

It's in the name. Don't.
Or buy used

>> No.15821417

>>15820900
semen demon name?

and jewellery is for niggers and w*m*n

>> No.15821441

>>15820910
Make sure to make a fake ID too. They check, so they don't just so happen to give out the discount to anyone who appears to maybe be jewish.

>> No.15821573

>>15820900
You cant jewelry is the original jewery

>> No.15821586

>>15820900
why do you want jewellery are you gay?

>> No.15821597

>>15821417
>semen demon name
KYS

>> No.15821700

>>15821586
I'm of european stock and I'm buying something expensive for a girl at my workplace to make up for my lack of charisma
She has light grey eyes with a tint of blue and dark brown hair, does it matter what you pick for these colours?

>> No.15821877

>>15821700

Get her an emerald. Natural, not artificial.

>> No.15822108

>>15821700
jesus christ you fucking simp

she's gonna show it to chad and they're gonna laugh it up at how pathetic you are then fuck
>>15821597
no u

>> No.15822424

>>15822108

I'm assuming that he's at least talked to her before and maybe they've been on a date. Otherwise it's truly pretty sad.

>> No.15822510

>>15822424
Saw her on two separate days, second time was to figure out her exact eye colour and she thought I was going to smile so she smiled but I didn't because I was focusing on her eyes and wanted to be sure as to the exact colour
She asked me what the time was and I told her

>> No.15822521

>>15822510

Christ man. Just socialize with her and ask her to dinner, if you hand her jewelry just like that she's going to turn and run.

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>>15820910
This, and wear expensive clothes and a monacle when you buy. Also bring a gf to play good cop.

>> No.15822671

never buy diamonds, always buy jewelry made of investment-grade metals. mene is my fav, but apmex sells some cool shit as well.

>> No.15823125

She is trying to jew us by pretending shes happy

>> No.15823446

>>15822510
>she smiled but I didn't because I was focusing on her eyes
is this pure alpha level of autism?

>> No.15823591

>>15820900
Easy stay straight faggot and buy a watch instead