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WHATS THE MOST ALPHA JOB?

COP, ENTREPRENEUR, DOCTOR?

>> No.15803803

>>15803775
Lawyer

>> No.15803806

>>15803775
Professional woman fucker

>> No.15803809

Self made NEET

>> No.15803819
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PRO WRESTLER

>> No.15803828

Accountant

>> No.15803829

>>15803819
>Alpha
>Gook.

Pick one there pal.

>> No.15803831

>>15803775
NEET

>> No.15803841

>>15803775
Prostitute tester

>> No.15803843

>>15803775
>ENTREPRENEUR
Not really a job but that. Making 30k on your own is better than say making 100k under someone else.

>> No.15803899

>>15803841
Child modeling agent

>> No.15803911

>>15803775

>> No.15803915

>>15803775
Surgeon
U
R
G
E
O
N

>> No.15803985

>>15803803
The worrst

Hitman

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>>15803775

Garbage man

>> No.15804357

>>15803775
Professional billionaire

>> No.15804376

Fighter pilot/race car driver

>> No.15804378

>>15803775
not cool alpha jobs: mechanic, construction worker, carpenter.

cool alpha jobs: any kind of professional extreme sportist

>> No.15804387

If your job doesn't have you in total control of the operation, it isn't alpha. Wagies aren't alpha

>> No.15804388

>>15803775
Military obviously.
>>15803829
post pic lets see what u look like

>> No.15804396
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15804396

Janny

>> No.15804406

pediatric gynecologist

>> No.15804408

Independent warlord.

>> No.15804409

>>15803843
Fuck out of here with a meme advice.

>> No.15804412

>>15804388
>Mil
>Alpha

How is being under the thumb of Boomers and Billionaires who just want you dead to secure their shit considered """alpha"""?

>> No.15804420

Venture Capitalist
+
>>15804396

>> No.15804448

Septic tank repairer
Actually consultants

>> No.15804473

>>15803775
>WHATS THE MOST ALPHA JOB?

pro musician

t. pro musician

>> No.15804569

prison inmate or rockstar
both get lots of loveletters from female strangers

>> No.15804603

Crypto NEET followed closely by green beret/navy seal

>> No.15804620

>>15803775
dude said cops are alpha..
ahaha...
funny ass down syndrome normie, get real. most cops are soft as a flower, scared of their own shadow and will shoot anything that moves faster than 2 miles per hour.

>> No.15804699

>>15804620
look at the dude head.....
look at his head......

who the fuck types like this.........

faggot cops and firemen are alpha jobs, uniform, gun, power

find something more alpha pro tip you can but there arent many

>> No.15804711

>>15804406
B A S E D

>> No.15804721

>>15803775
Lineman
Welder
Bouncer
Mergers&Acquisitions

>> No.15804723

>>15804412
It's not alpha, in fact many military personnel get cucked while deployed

>> No.15804762

Banking/finance is top tier. A lot of college athletes go into the field or those who come from military families. Those who aren't have excelled in other areas requiring discipline and perseverance.

Engineering manager/senior engineer is pretty alpha. I've seen them deconstruct entire systems to understand them and then redesign or completely develop an entirely new system/flow for a product. They're generally very smart and intense people.

>> No.15804815

Here is your entrepreneur bro
https://youtu.be/MhTDp5FwfmM

>> No.15805072

Big boy diaper tester (unironically more alpha than a cop lmao)

>> No.15805108

Salesman

>> No.15805303

>>15805108
This

>> No.15805324

>>15804699
>faggot cops and firemen are alpha jobs, uniform, gun, power

Yet they beg and scrape for funding from city/town/state politicians that don't care if they live or die. They're fucking wagies

>> No.15805326

>>15803775
Whichever one brings you the most satisfaction

>> No.15805367
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15805367

>why yes, i am an engineer. How could you tell?

>> No.15805388

>>15804409
>>15804603
This

>> No.15805461

>>15803775
Good father, everything else is sub
>t. LINK Captain

>> No.15805479

>>15804376
Tbh pilots and race car drivers are pretty autistic.

>> No.15805486

>>15803775
Anything other than entrepreneur is the wrong answer. Chad doesn’t have a boss, Chad is the boss.

>> No.15805505

>>15804338
unironically garbage man. You finish work really early in the day, get paid amazing for zero education, usually have some kind of pension with the town, usually have reduced hours, and if you and your crew get done early you go home early.

>> No.15805516

>>15803775
Shrimp farmer

>> No.15805519

Computer programmer.

>> No.15805526

>>15803809
Based and NEETpilled

>> No.15805537

Passive income, Stake that ALGO, DASH or w/e.

>> No.15805553

>>15803775
Foreman.

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15805584

this is easy

>> No.15805744

>>15805584
>gets PTSD and turns into a trannie

>> No.15806227

>>15804378
Spot the hick

>> No.15806328

>>15803803
You're confusing faggot with alpha

>> No.15806349

>>15805367
I’m guessing the smell gave it away

>> No.15806352

>>15803775
Father

>> No.15806359

>>15803915
Faggot
A
G
G
O
T

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>>15803775
chippendales stripper

>> No.15806403

>>15803775
Influencer, quarterback, surgeon, foreign English teacher, NEET

>> No.15806497
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15806497

Male Psychiatric Nurse and/or Freight Broker

>> No.15806518

Pimp

>> No.15806547

>>15804338
>>15805505
damn, I never even thought of that. I guess I know what my backup job will be if I ever get fired from my current java dev job

>> No.15806570

It seems like, people have different definition of alphas. What is in alpha exactly? Is it looks/strength? Cause then military/cop would be alpha. Or is it money? Cause then Bankers would be alpha. But bankers are usually seen as "the nerds"

>> No.15806693

>>15806497
s-sauce..

>> No.15806758

>>15805303
>sleazy greasy muppets who sell what other build for personal gains, no moral compass whatsoever
That's the opposite of alpha

>> No.15806842

>>15806371
Who watches this? Gays?

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>>15803829
Toshiro Mifune was pretty alpha.

>> No.15806879

>>15805505
Garbage truck drivers make 40k a year. How is that amazing

>> No.15807016

>>15805584
>Fighting for Israel

>> No.15807039
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15807039

warlord

>> No.15807056

>>15806693
I have no idea. it was some partially completed thing I think I found maybe by surfing 2ch or jap twitter or something.

>> No.15807096

HR because everyone shits themselves and puts on their best impression when you’re around.

>> No.15807102

>>15803775
Traplord

>> No.15807157

Casino / Strip Club / Brothel owner

>> No.15807291

>>15806879
Look up the salary and benefits for a NYC garage collector. Not to mention the 1% acceptance rate.

>> No.15807402

Several C-level positions be based without being 3tedious or accountable

>> No.15807408

>>15807157
more like most degenerate job that provides negative value to your community and soul.

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15807531

All jobs are inherently cuck, thus none of them can ever be alpha. The only alpha in the job market is the one who does not need for a job

>> No.15807576

>>15804378
All this shit is soo memey. ALPHA IS A STATE OF MIND.

I know cuck beta faggot versions of each. I also know alpha versions of each. It says jack shit.

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>>15803775
Freight Broker

>> No.15807696

>>15806570
https://youtu.be/BPsSKKL8N0s

This link is to a TED Talk from the guy who coined the term alpha male. It's just under 16 minutes and worth it to get a definition that isn't bro science.

Tl;Dr - Alphas apes are actually kind and have the same level of stress as the lowest level apes.

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>>15805326
how is this not being recognized as the only correct answer in this thread
all these posturers will never understand

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>>15805744
y a fuck you m8
im telling on you to my psychologist

>> No.15807759

>>15803775
Cop is the most cuck job dumbass, literally only seething betas become pigs.
Alpha jobs are athletes, entrepreneurs, anything C-level.

>> No.15807780

>>15803775
Anything where you can become a millionaire in less than 5 years

>> No.15807827

>>15803775
Its between a pilot and entrepreneur

>> No.15807912

Crypto daytrader

>> No.15807915

>>15807912
this
only giga alphas can do it

>> No.15807927

>>15803775
Groundwork company Director

>> No.15807949

Plastic surgeon or firefighter.

>> No.15808940

>>15807056
Are there other people who browse futaba on /biz/? What boards?

>> No.15809162

>>15803775
hermit warrior/monk

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>>15803803
Only uneducated poor people think lawyers are chads. In reality most of them are fucking losers.
t. lawyer

>> No.15809935

>>15809921
Pic related view from my chad lawyer office

>> No.15809941

>>15805326
only correct answer
+being an actual useful, productive job

>> No.15809966

crypto analyst

>> No.15810006

President

>> No.15810080

>>15803775
Dictator

>> No.15810125

>>15807096
HR are the worst fucking faggots on the planet. Only morons that I know went into that because they couldn't go into anything else (see: teaching), and they're inept retards.

>> No.15810144

>>15803806
So, a pornstar?

>> No.15810147

It’s definitely not being a fucking cop. Hahaha

>> No.15810186

>>15803899
>@ The Jeffery Epstein Agency

>> No.15810207

>>15810080
Nothing else beats this.

>> No.15810208

Anything that is self employed is a good start but having a business is the best.
Opinion coming from a loser though.

>> No.15810216

>cop
the least alpha job possible. it would be more alpha to be a janitor than a cop.

>> No.15810218

>>15803775
Cult leader or god

>> No.15810229

>>15809935
lmao @ being a lawyer in the third world

>> No.15810237

>>15803775
Chefs who work in fine dining are no joke.

>> No.15810238

>>15803775
Psychologist/counselor

>> No.15810260

>>15810125
Have you had any trouble from HR before?

>> No.15810784

>>15810229
You dont even know I am a tax lawyer wirking for the government. Kill me now :^)

>> No.15810799

>>15803775
Prime Minister

>> No.15811108

>>15804473
How do i go pro?

>> No.15811145

anyone with over 100,000 bitcoin

>> No.15811756

>>15810260
Trouble as in where I work currently they're the slowest, and most renowned department for being completed inept.
They spend weeks and weeks to get any paperwork through.
They hire terrible, terrible people. I work with a drug dealer. In a hospital.

>> No.15812169

>>15811756
Damn that fucking sucks man. Sorry to hear that.

>> No.15812232
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>>15809921
thats interesting. i was thinking about going into the profession. why are they all losers?

>> No.15812384

Truck driver here. It doesn't sound like the most aloha job. But all I do is drive. And I listen to audiobooks or whatever. Don't pay rent because I have a mobile home behind the drivers seat. All my food and expenses are a tax write off. And usually take home between 150 and 180k a year. All this and my training for the job was about 10 hours and then go do a road test.

>> No.15812426

How has no one said drug dealer?

>> No.15812555

>>15810784
Anon, is there anyway you could work on a side project to better your situation? Something related to your profession but also would benefit the general population of your country?

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>>15803829
b8 that should be ignored.

>> No.15812883

Alpha jobs are ceo, entreprenour, investor. Alltho these will give you cred amongst men, women will only approve of them if they are also humanity/socialy oriented. So ceo of a company doing solar energy, entreprenour of some company that helps poor people, investor into renewable enegy crap.

So for women, alpha jobs are also doctor and architect.

Women get hard on when they can brag that their guy is some fancy titel that saves humanity and that crap.

>> No.15813110

>>15812232
Don't get fooled by Hollywood tropes. They're paper pushers doing doing irrelevant and unnecessary BULLSHIT work 110% of the time.
The worse a society becomes, the more lawyers there are.

>> No.15813215

>>15803775
farmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZee28lNAjs

>> No.15813217

>>15803775
anything where you're in a situation of providing a service or creating, and you don't need anyone in particular but you to make money

for instance if you make music and a lot of money, you're providing something and can't care less if someone isn't buying your stuff

entrepreneurs aren't always in this situation, as most of the time they're a slave to their client especially smaller businesses

>> No.15813233

>>15803775
CEO

>> No.15813237

>>15803899
holy shit he got digits lol
>>15805367
not chad

>> No.15813337
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15813337

Tattoo artist here. Get paid to fondle your gfs titties and draw all day. One day I'll open a shop (doesnt take much, probably 30k to be safe) and then I'll just have passive income and fondle your gfs titties on my downtime. Only artist job that's worth doing. Graphic artists can lick my nuts.

>> No.15813426

>>15813337
>implying girls with tattoos are worth having as gfs
enjoy your trash m8

>> No.15813433

>>15803775
Computer programmer. Well, SAP architect / ABAPer specifically. Hear me out.
>stride around office like a peacock
>rewrite entire business processes because “not standard SAP”
>can’t fire me only one who speaks English
>system so fucked up and complicated no way to replace it
>multi billion dollar operation totally dependent on this ERP system
>lol no time to work on reports use standard SAP
>go into contract dev room blow a fart they aren’t allowed to leave so they have to smell it
>regularly have meetings with hot women from business
>stare at their feet they have to go through me or their department will freeze up they get fired
>vendors bring me food all the time take me to dinner
>$7MM budget maybe I toss you a little work if restaurant nice enough
>can work from anywhere with internet connection

>> No.15813434

>>15813426
I could just fuck them at will. No need to make commitments. When your gf decides to get a tattoo like the rest of the millennials her titties will be in the palm of my hand, beta.

>> No.15813493

>>15805744
Kekd and checked

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>>15813434
>beta
>scrawny inked up tattoo faggot
pick 2 nigger

>> No.15813542

>>15803775
Cat petter. (charged by the pet)

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>>15813520
You know what they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. One day a man let like you might be able to get a girl like this, and she'll be coming to me for a few more "sessions" to be done and give me a generous tip afterwards. Also 6'1 and 170lbs, keep trying lad.

>> No.15813567

>>15813548
wouldn't let me dick near anything like that abomination.
>6'1 170lbs
>not scrawny
HAHAHAHAHAAH u wot m8? you're the fucking pinnacle of scrawny. jesus christ, fucking eat something.
t. 6 feet 235 lbs

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>>15813567
Yeah you're too into big dudes and muscles to want a cock worshipping slut like that. What was it you do for a living? Pump gas?

>> No.15813596

>>15808940
I'm not that good at it, I just looks around lately.

Google translate isn't good enough to make the stock board all that understandable to me

>> No.15813619

>>15803775
interior decorator. Prove me wrong. You absolutely cannot.

>> No.15813633

>>15803775
Kebab remover

>> No.15813637

>>15813633
CHECKED, based and freemason pilled

>> No.15813645

>>15813590
im 19, i neet at home

>> No.15814227 [DELETED] 

new thread

>>15814143
>>15814143
>>15814143

>> No.15814244
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PMC, obviously

>> No.15814590

>>15813337
>your gf
>tattoos
>implying

>> No.15814658

Photographer

>> No.15814987

>>15803803
Based.

>>15809921
>>15812232
Don't listen to this retard, some lawyers can be pencil head morons but regular people are afraid of you and treat you with respect.

>> No.15815013

Rothschild globalist

>> No.15815053

>>15804721

Based Lineman

> literally keep the lights on
> your job can kill you in a million ways
> does job anyway
> S A F E T Y

>> No.15815904

>>15805584
>taking money from the government

Fuck off welfare queen

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15815916

Everyone in this thread is such a fucking onions boy beta cuck that they can only think in terms of beta.

Obviously the most Alpha job is being a Monarch

>> No.15816352

>Needs to ask what career is the most alpha
Never gonna make it.

>> No.15816365

>>15810218
Based and schizophreniapilled

>> No.15816375

>>15815916
pleasure above duty >

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>>15803775
Investment banker specializing in mergers and acquisitions.

>> No.15818168

>>15813596
I am at a low level of Japanese fluency and can say that the stocks board is pretty shit anyway.

>> No.15818179

>>15810006
2/3rds down the thread before someone said it
jeez

>> No.15818457

>>15803806
> professional -> means you can live off that
> woman -> singular
> fucker -> that's clear
you mean a husband without job?

>> No.15818464

>>15804387
> navy seals are paid a salary.
> navy seals aren't alpha