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Would you rather fuck or would you rather fight? Explain how this relates to business and finance.

>> No.15796817

>>15796810
What does this mean

>> No.15796835

>>15796817

Pick 1

>> No.15796847

>>15796810
I'd rather avoid scenarios that involve contact with other people. This is bad for business because I do not know how to program, and am also too cowardly and stupid to run an online business. If I were not a terminal autist, I hope I'd choose fight because people who fight all the time usually create unique things and have loads of inspiration.

>> No.15796859

>>15796847
you can do it anon. coding or ecommerce (or both, or neither). we believe in your ability to do great things.

>> No.15796863

>>15796810
you explain how it relates to business and finance faggot

>> No.15796884

>>15796863

self-explanatory

>> No.15796892

I chose neither.

>> No.15796910
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15796910

>>15796892

>You have opted for getting fucked.

>> No.15796980

>>15796810
Don't you always have to fight before you fuck? How else would a woman hold still and not run away?

>> No.15797287

>>15796980

Have you tried being attractive?

>> No.15797333

>>15797287
Have you tried betabux?

>> No.15797341

>>15796810
it doesn't, reported for off-topic faggotry

>> No.15797484

>>15797341

>implying fucking and fighting aren't the core of what business and finance is about.

Never gunna make it.

>> No.15797593

>>15796810
semen retention + knowing when/how to fight as well as how to win and lose as strategic (moral) decision.
Mastery in these areas will allow you to effectively stand up for yourself while remaining open to cooperation and coordination.

>> No.15797619

>>15797593
Consider business like a wrestling match. The only laws are G*d's. Thou shall not kill and thou shall not lust after another mans wife. Mastery of fucking means that you will not induce others wrath against you by threatening their feminine (emotional) side. Thou shall not kill means that you understand the games limits and thus understand the personal limits of the players. You also act on the assumption that all other players play by these rules while remaining wary of anybody you observe who does not. Thus choosing partners becomes one of the strategic moral choices in a sense.

>> No.15798247

>>15796810
a good friend of me once said "a night out has to end with a fight or a fuck". He meant it.