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The Seventh Day Adventist church was established because of a FAILED prophecy. What cult will arise next month from the ashes of the asuka prediction?

>> No.15796530

The Seventh-day Adventist Church is the largest of several Adventist groups which arose from the Millerite movement of the 1840s in upstate New York, a phase of the Second Great Awakening. William Miller predicted on the basis of Daniel 8:14–16 and the "day-year principle" that Jesus Christ would return to Earth between the spring of 1843 and the spring of 1844. In the summer of 1844, Millerites came to believe that Jesus would return on October 22, 1844, understood to be the biblical Day of Atonement for that year. Miller's failed prediction became known as the "Great Disappointment".

Hiram Edson and other Millerites came to believe that Miller's calculations were correct, but that his interpretation of Daniel 8:14 was flawed as he assumed Christ would come to cleanse the world. These Adventists came to the conviction that Daniel 8:14 foretold Christ's entrance into the Most Holy Place of the heavenly sanctuary rather than his Second Coming.

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Bobo suicide pact

>> No.15796555

Were 2 days into October and you naysayers are already mouthing off. Bitcoin is going to moon on the 5th day. 5th day Adventist. The number 5 signifies humanity. Human beings are currently enslaved by the monetary system and Satoshi Nakamoto (Bussem Chieks) tried to free HUMANITY by inventing Bitcoin. 5, humanity, human beings have 5 fingers.

>> No.15796566

Trips of truth

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>> No.15796596
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what the fuck

>> No.15796601

Based schizo prophet

>> No.15796606


Its happening
Trump 2020
BTC 1000000

>> No.15796677

why do you incels all want trump so bad? hes literally retarded and a terrible leader

>> No.15796746
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>555 thread
>6677 poster
what is happening here

>> No.15796908

So it is written, so it shall be.

>> No.15796997

If this prophecy happens and I completely missed it, I will ski naked down 3000 vertical feet at snowbird and attempt to get back on the tram completely naked.

>> No.15797004
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>> No.15797114

Checked. Got goosebumps

>> No.15797190

Kek is at it again... Checked and praise Kek

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>> No.15797206
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>literally retarded
>a terrible leader

>> No.15797210


>Bitcoin is going to moon on the 5th day.
>5th day Adventist.
>The number 5 signifies humanity.
>5, humanity
>human beings have 5 fingers.

Include me in the screencap.

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>555 prophecy
>October 5th
>BTC price: $5555

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>>BTC price: 5555
New ATH incoming
Pic related.

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>> No.15797339 [DELETED] 

You know biz is dead when such an epic bread has only 23 replies

>> No.15797352 [DELETED] 

Didn't even notice all these dubs

>> No.15797353
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>> No.15797369



Based kek

>> No.15797402
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Holy trips.

>> No.15797409
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Trips of 5
Dubs of 5

ATH confirmed

>> No.15797511

Seventh Day Adventists are a people of great extremes.

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What? They are all nice people.

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>> No.15797905

Checking that.
Blessed biz thread

>> No.15797910

>What cult will arise next month from the ashes of the asuka prediction?
the episCOPEal church of /biz/ of course

>> No.15797913


>> No.15797918

The church of Poorman

>> No.15798127
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>> No.15798163

The Great Prophecy

>> No.15798260

posting in epic bread

>> No.15798278

>5h ago
Praise the 5 profecy.

>> No.15798288

This board is magic. All in

>> No.15798335

Give it more (You)s boys,, we're almost there!

>> No.15798348

Upvoted so we can get to r/all!

>> No.15798351

When this baby reaches 55 (You)'s, we're gonna see some serious shit

>> No.15798357

Altsz in 5 months

>> No.15798442


>> No.15798645

October 5th is also my 25th birthday. Holy fuck.

>> No.15798675
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Happy early birthday fren
Impressive numerals

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I got 5 on it

>> No.15798923

You can't be a christian if you think you can predict the end times. It's literally stated in the bible they read.

>> No.15799156

3 more days to $16k!!

>> No.15799282


>> No.15799290

5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5
5 5 5 5 5

>> No.15799334

Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind.

>> No.15799346

>this is your brain on Abrahamic religions

>> No.15799374

Funniest part is it is ALL TRUE and lifted straight from wikipedia. Like wtf the church is a delusion built on a delusion built on another delusion.

>> No.15799406

crypto will pump, kek wills it

>> No.15799430

Letter values of (Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind) = 555 ... 10 5... October 5

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Checked and praised

>> No.15799935

Because we dont want another Democrat who wants to raise taxes

>> No.15800016

Absolutely based. SDA Heretics. Ellen G. White, The Heretical Witch.

>> No.15800255

My extended family are all Adventists, no power from Friday through Saturday night, no dancing, other weird shit. I mostly avoid them

>> No.15800291

>miss becoming a millionaire and get an exposure sex charge on top of it

>> No.15800428

Also, bizarrely, no coffee.

>> No.15800453

Ok I believe now
Sorry for doubting you

>> No.15800529

Just bought moar.

>> No.15800565

Is this a warning that I should immediately spend 555 of my remaining neetbux on bitcoin?
And then go look for some rule34 Asukas?

>> No.15800645
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It’s not going to double in two days you idiots. Btc will be ~$8,450 on Halloween.

>> No.15800687

>Start Church of Coin Prophecy
>Deify based Asuka
>Tell the great tales of prophecies past
>Collect tithing and donations in crypto only
>Fund missions to drive adoption
>Sell blessed crypto back to New Members at large gain
>Buy up land to build churches and temples
>Amass billions in real estate holdings tax free

>> No.15800695

Fucking skitzo. Checked and your correct.

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>> No.15800816

How in the fuck would 1844fags even know if Jesus came back? It's not like they had instant global communication of any kind. Maybe Jeezy came back to someplace cozy with nobody around to bother him.

>> No.15801282

it went from $11k to $19k in 2-3 days before...
bitcoin doesn't give a fuck

>> No.15801290

My roommate is a 7th Day Adventist. They are basically Jews who observe the Sabbath on Saturday and Passover.

>> No.15801296

>human beings have 5 fingers
i'm pretty sure almost all mammals have 5 fingers also

>> No.15801337

nigga wtf. you retarded?

>> No.15801340

>basically everyone who has fingers at all (not only mammals!) has no more than five per limb because about 420 million years ago evolution decided that "five types of fin rays ought to be enough for anybody" and since then nobody has been able to properly fix that because of backward compatibility reasons.

so it would require a genetic hardfork to have 6 fingers proper.

>> No.15801511 [DELETED] 

>BTC= B+T+C = 2+2+3 = 7
>FED= F+E+D= 6+5+4 = 15 = 1+5 = 6
>MEN= M+E+N = 13+5+14= 32 = 5
>BTC = 7
>FED = 6
>MEN = 5
It is all true.

>> No.15801539

October has to pass and 16k not reached for it to fail.

>> No.15801583

Trips of truth
Satoshi is Bussem Chieks

>> No.15801586
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am i?

>> No.15801599

Posting in ebin bread

>> No.15801658

Yeah, they are extremely nice in general. I mean that their culture inspires extreme devotion to other attitudes besides service to god. I was raised sda and in my observations of them, for all their positive qualities, many are also highly vain, controlling, greedy, neurotic, degenerate, you name it. It's a peculiar culture.

>> No.15802012
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Even bobos will turn after october

>> No.15802043

The number in decimal is 21845. Exculding the last five, the sum of the other digit is:


Holy fucking shit. What the fuck is happening guys? Is numerology a real fucking thing?

>> No.15802211

Something is going on here

>> No.15802238

>Letter values of (Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin to unchain all of humankind) = 555 ... 10 5... October 5

Who’s all in before the 5th?

>> No.15802413

Time to stack a few more sats... just in case.

>> No.15802507
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All these blessed numbers praise kek praise the bull praise Based Robert

>> No.15802531

Pretty much this, only God knows when.

>> No.15802584

Can’t argue with those digits.

>> No.15802590

Because he makes liberals and Jews seethe.

>> No.15802836
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>tfw there are other anons who make sure to check the finest of digits

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Holy. Fuck.

I was already sold on meme magick but this is just getting outrageous

>> No.15802921

That was during the extreme buy in from normies and institutions. Then futures went live and bitcoins bubble popped again. Fees skyrocketed and the pyramid scheme effect. If bitcoin cant scale past 20k then how is it gonna continue to go up?

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>> No.15803152

Wait who is bussy cheeks?

>> No.15803782

Charts never lie

>> No.15803940
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This prophecy is the key,
No other way it can be.

>> No.15804010
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Yeah, I'll check that

>> No.15804150

We need 4 more replies so I can cap this

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>> No.15804756

oh we do?

>im doing my part

>> No.15804758
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(You) were here

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i never doubted

>> No.15804786

We shall see.

>> No.15804942

He's at 55 (You)'s
No more replying

>> No.15805226

It’s starting!!!

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The Gods have spoken through the digits, truly this a blessed sign, that we are all going to make it.

>> No.15805372

it will go up but only after halving

>> No.15805619
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You broke it reeee

>> No.15806144

We can get to 555 replies!

>> No.15806154


>> No.15806166

screencapped, will show to my grandchildren

>> No.15806171

There's a lot of dubz in this thread...

>> No.15806197

dubs of peace and prosperity. the prophecy is based

>> No.15806802

Kek has spoken.

>> No.15807010

I'm a Witness

>> No.15807026

I'm gonna be so mad if these trips end up being true

>> No.15807043

How is this business related?

>> No.15807149


>> No.15807203

>bitcoin taking off for no reason in 24 hours
yeah as much as I like to meme about meme magic that was a pretty dumb call for such a get. should have said 25th day or something instead

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That's what they said about Trump's 7777777 get too. It turned out to be 100% true.

>> No.15807253

that get didn't say trump becomes president in 24 hours though did it smart guy

>> No.15807267

Based check.

This guy is probably asuka himself isn’t it

>> No.15807327

This get didn't say it instantly jumps to $16k instantly did it dumbass, maybe it'll be the start of the rise.

>> No.15807405

>not knowing naked skiing is all part of skiing

>> No.15807433

Put me in cap nigger. never been in one

>> No.15807480
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what in the fuck is happening

>> No.15807535
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We are being blessed by the gods

>> No.15807543

Guys, it’s just a fucking script, calm the fuck down.

>> No.15807550

not gonna make it with that attitude

>> No.15807877

It’s not a script tho

>> No.15808241

Daily reminder: this stupid fucking thing **NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A PROPHECY** or to have any mystical or divine force behind it. You all just arbitrarily decided that it did, because some asshole reposted it, then some other asshole did, and it got inexplicably rolling.

For fuck's sake, it was just a STANDARD FUCKING SHITPOST of the kind that get posted here EVERY FUCKING DAY, and there are a thousand posts just like it that ALSO happened to be right (by coincidence) in their predictions but didn't get the inordinate amount of retarded, autistic obsession lavished upon them that this one did for absolutely no discernible reason.

FUCK I can't wait until this month ends and this SHIT is dead for good.


>> No.15808287

Look people were saying the price spike on April 1st was due to some fake April Fools stories, but it kicked off a spectacular run that ended up aligning with The Prophecy. Oh and April 1 is 4 1, 4+1=5

>> No.15808294

Not to mention, check the concept of self-fulfilling prophecy

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No fucking way

>> No.15809394

It’ll be replaced with the 555 Prophecy in November 2019.

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>> No.15809501

Do you luh

>> No.15809509

More like this is your brain on Protestantism

>> No.15809570

holy shit

>> No.15809604
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>> No.15809660

based and checked

>> No.15809792

screencap it for end of the year

>> No.15809911

Just don't fucking liquidate my position negroes.