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15795033 No.15795033 [Reply] [Original]

>chainlink up 10%
>Still a 5'1 manlet
>Mfw

>> No.15795105

>>15795033
>tfw no 5'1 chainlink twink boyfriend

>> No.15795131
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15795131

>>15795033
>Chainlink finally hits $1000
>still circumcised
>mfw

>> No.15795827

>>15795033
use the money for LL surgery to get to 5'5, then 3 inch shoe lifts to 5'8, you won't find love with your money anyway, if you want it that bad, then some girl thailand will take a bullet for you if you're white, just get a tall one, for tall kids, height comes from the mother anyways, oh and put your kids on hgh and a protein dense diet, and get them to play basketball

>> No.15795842

5'1 is fucking short dude your parents had no business breeding bame them for everything

>> No.15795879

>>15795842
blaming them won't do him any good, all he can do now is play with the cards he has been dealt, things could be a lot worse

>> No.15795893

>>15795131
Look up foreskin restoration, it works.

>> No.15795903

>>15795842
have you see TLotR? Manlets saved the world

>> No.15795919

>>15795893
No, it doesn't. The foreskin is not just skin. But hopefully soon enough you'll be able to get a new foreskin grown in a lab.