/biz/ - Business & Finance

BTC maximalist here, I don't care what linkies do, I have faith in the prophecy

Mostly in stocks, but have some alts and BTC. I'm bullish AF on Vidt. The Linktards are easy enough to avoid.

>>15794126
But those are all Pajeet coins, you street shitting poo nigger

>>15794126
Vid-t is a linkers-coin
We form the axis of power on this board, soon /biz/ will be deleted, and in its place /LINK/ shall rise.

sorry you got left out again

>>15794163
>>15794160
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

>>15794145

IT'S YOUR JOB TOO, CLEAN LINK SCUM

>>15794210
T. Uudoo-doo shill
I'll remind the vid-t fags of the "token not needed threads" if you band with them against us, you'll be the next to leave

>>15794210
cope
I'll remind you in a month again when it outperformed the entire market, again, like it always does
and after that too
and you will keep missing it

>>15794156
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhh convert me to your scam. whip me harder master. im a retarded dipshit faggot on the interwebs that thinks some mystical cult of semi-permanent virgins on the internet will happenstance on the largest wealth transfer, not realizing sirgay is a fraud and a charade master. his company is in the caymens and hes a russian national so when the boots close in, he'll never be extradited and all my wealth will evaporate in the air like the smoke and mirrors the company claims to be. 3 years later, 50 million dollars later, nothing has been achieved. pajeets have been caught promoting on the behalf of link and 50 threads are up at all times, particularly at suspicious times which means a coordinated campaign but im too much of a retarded weeb that follow the bandwagon to think critically for myself for even five seconds. not to mention that sirgay started without a white paper, got his coworker cronies on the company team, has a history of failed startups and bullshit companies and larps as a charismatic techie when hes nothing but a suspicious, deceitful dumb faggot that wastes your weeb money on chink prostitute in asia

>>15794241
>>15794243
>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

We'll see about that Link scum.

>>goes up ten cents
>>ZOMFG NEVER BELOW $2 AGAIN, HERE WE GOOOOOO

shut the fuck up link scum

>>15794243

$10 september right?

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

Tell your master sirgay his sham will be kicked in by the sec

>>15794275
>>15794264
>>15794282
holy shit you are seething as hell haha

>>15794288
>>all fud is magically the team fudding
>>he spends so much time fudding
>>false dichotomy, you're either with us or with us when you fud
>>somehow you must have an angle and must genuinely care about chainlink
>>all these memes are entirely organic, gooo chainlink!
>>we all love and worship some fatass mongoloid russian scammer, y-you should too
>>there's no way anyone can hate chainlink despite the fact we've spammed it non-stop
>>there's no way it's all paid posting
>>you can't possibly hate us

schizophrenia the post

>>15794288
check your mental state. you guys are super fucking paranoid and completely dellusional. there's no one "shadow fudding" you retards. every day, there are 15 fucking chainlink threads on the catalogue. every day for years, you guys constantly spammed the fuck out of this board is some delusional sense of groupthink. you really think you dont accumulate enemies when you shit on a board so hard and gobble every little thing some fucking nobody does. you forced promoted a celebrity now take the bad press motherfuckers. linkers are well known for being sub 60 iq and plagued with mental problems as they cling to their shiny shit-stained internet tokens. it's well known that the chainlink team is an expert at marketing at that's it. that's all it is. hype marketing for a non-problem with a non-solution that can't be figured out. then they claim that we are the paranoid ones about their obnoxious behavior and shit token. no one cares about your non-progress and we laugh at your dumps and for trusting a fat-russian national with a known past of big busts in non-existant cryptos. sure, next week and next week. keep following the bread crumbs. where is your $10 september? or 1000 eoy? you guys are scammers.

>>15794298
>>15794311
let me try something, this might make your head explode lol, here it goes

>>15794313

l-le-let me telll you something, our token with paid promotion and 50 million raised on the backs of single moms and neets has scammed, lied and bought its way into its place led by a devious, sub-human, dumbass fat russian and look we made this happen *clap clap clap*

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>15794333
haha did you get a brain aneurysm

>>15794313

let me tell you something link scum. in one year link will be forgotten and while you fumble to load bullets into your mosin to hunt sirgay, he'll be on a yacht somewhere getting head from chink prostitutes circling the Bahamas as your entire networth shrinks to zero. there are hundreds if not thousands of crypto projects coming and stinklink will be dethroned soon enough.

>>15794342
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

I think I overtriggered him lol
>>15794351
>>15794372

>>15794384

whatever you say sirgay. you're going to jail faggot

>>15794397
why yes I like to trigger autists on a mongolian basket weaving trading outpost, how did you know

>>15794126
based, all this board needs is a chainlink general to contain all the LARPers and shitposters to one thread and flags to save it.
>>15794288
>>15794384
>>15794429
fuck off ponzimarine and keep bleeding

CHAINLINK IS A SCAM DONT BUY. FUCFKING PAJEETS