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explain what the stock exchange is using only grugspeak

>> No.15786485

>>15786477
grug makes clubs
grog makes shoes

grug need shoe
grog need club

grug sells grog a bespoke structured note replicating the performance of a 3x levered inverse volatility instrument on the price of clubs

>> No.15786486

grug rock for paper, paper for rock, no scissor

>> No.15786491

grug like rocks, but rocks heavy. hooknose tribe tell grug to bring rocks to them, and grug gets sticks. hooknose tribe tell grug he can get rocks for his sticks any time grug wants. now grug has lots of sticks and grug happy

>> No.15786513

Grug find rock. Grug give rock for berry to Gug. Gug want new stick for pick berry. Gog has stick. Gug say he give Gog berry two moon away. Gug want 1 berry for every 4 berry Gog picks. Gog say yes. Grug bet Glog that Gug pick berry faster in two moons.

>> No.15786588

https://youtu.be/IW19xASnqw8

>> No.15786746

>>15786513
This is probably the worst post I have ever seen on fourchan.