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I need a load of about 50k so I can day trade. I've already decided to do this, BUT I don't know how/where to get such a loan. I don't have ANY credit, but I do make around 38k at my wagecuck job. Help me /biz/. Inb4 trying to talk me out of this.

>> No.1578505
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1578505

yea good luck with that

>> No.1578510

Blackmarket loan. If you fuck up just kill yourself.

>> No.1578514

>>1578510
So I just go around asking Italians if they can finance me orrrr....???

>> No.1579622

Friends and family
Car title loan
Heloc
P2P lending

Lots of options, combine them all, you could probably get fifty out of it. Good luck paying it off with day trading.

>> No.1579628

>>1578502
That's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard yet today.

It's still early though.

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>>1578502
why dont you just make the money day trading, if your so good at it??

>> No.1579643

No one is going to loan that to you and if they do it will be at an exorbitant interest rate. You WILL lose money and you won't be able to pay it back. They will garnish your wages and put a lien on any property you own.

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>>1578502
Why don't you just throw your salary down a well. It'd be faster.

>> No.1579684

B8?

>> No.1579705

>>1579684
literally impossible not to